Avery Edison @averyedison.com · May 31 I consider myself pretty knowledgeable about recent music history, but I have to admit I’ve never heard about any of this stuff
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"Indie-pendant" fully killed me. I'm trying to catch my breath after laughing far too hard.
The effort that went into this deserves more likes. And yet
I'm honestly the most impressed by the formatting.
I fell for this so fully that I was googling band names and getting mad when they weren't coming up
The owner trying to sell the venue is so fucking spot on omg
If not for the “- widespread drug use” at the end, I probably would’ve bought the whole thing 😂
widespread drug use ? in the music industry ? say it isn’t so
you got me
I heard about the drug use.
becoming annoyed when a stranger who had never encountered my writing and vibe before doesn’t realize I wrote all of this simply because I put someone else’s name on it and posted it as something I’d stumbled across and was mystified by
You can’t tell me they didn’t make these up I’m sorry
The 'widespread drug use' bit is weird in that list. Why would that be offputting, that's pretty much how music is made.
Those are all terrifying. And then "widespread drug use". Honestly, that was the least surprising thing.
stupid fucking wobbly barney beats
Me starting to read it: ...I've never heard of any of these bands, wtf? Me at the end: <snort-laugh>
I cannot tell if this real or a parody bsky.app/profile/refr...
The !! At the put the bodies in the trunk is so so perfect
took me about 7 further seconds to get the joke, disculpe