Barbarossa⚡️

@barbarossa69.bsky.social

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Left-handed. My favourite shapes are hexagons.

“Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho”
Thin ice sign with a cartoon image of a stickman falling through the actual ice
Kitten asleep on a windowsill
Desert sand dunes
Someone getting gunged with blue gunge and looking pissed off.
Bottle of M&S French Dressing
Sheldon Cooper dressed as the Doppler Effect.
ET in a ditch.
“Which cancelled TV drama deserved another season?”
Kittens in a box. One is ginger and white, one is black.
Simon Pegg drinking a pint.
Same picture but with the giraffe in the rearview window
Rab C Nesbitt and a bottle of Buckfast.
Blake’s Seven in Doctor Who font
Indiana Jones face-melt Nazi guy
A seagull sitting in a birdbath
Airplane drinking problem
Purple weather map of Spain showing extreme heat.
My Bluesky Licence - Generate yours at https://kojira.github.io/bluesky-license/
Blackadder alchemists discovering... Green.
The Expanse
“Looking for recommendations for a newborn photographer with clear pricing.”
Star Trek episode title "Encounter at Farpoint" in the Doctor Who title sequence.
Picture of the Enterprise D narrowly avoiding an asteroid with the caption “Fuck’s sake Geordi watch that asteroid. Are you blind???”
Star Wars using a Star Trek title screen and font.
Red Dwarf singing Tongue Tied
“Stick your meat between some buns” in the Burger King logo
UK supplier of Pukka Pies plunged into liquidation after almost 40 years
Riker looking dapper
Easter egg - head on - egg shaped
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Insulting Frenchman
You’ve been tangled orange guy
“Just wondering if anyone knows if there’s any cash in hand jobs for a 17-year-old in Heywoods”
Donkey Kong rolling barrels across the Arabian peninsula
The Good Life
Tunnel across UAE that bypasses Strait of Hormuz
Kneel before Zod!
Brighton Half Marathon run stats. 13.32 miles, 2 hours 58, average pace 13.23 per mile, 2000 calories burnt.
Why the Allister Heath headline generator is the final, fatal sympton of Britain's moral collapse
"Our failed elites would rather destroy Britain than abandon Bermuda shorts"
Beware the green menace!
Beware the green menace
Andrew’s angry 11 word outburst during arrest revealed
Big Trak
The Arnold Rimmer Experience.
Peter Kay
The Force Awakens - Cerveza Cristal reveal.
Star Trek bridge crew photo with Doctor McCoy's face 'shopped on to them all, with the caption "Deforestation"
Melania movie poster but with the text melanoma instead, and an angry looking mole on her cheek.
Bush meme but with Trump
Close up goose or duck or something.
Nike
Clive Dunn
Daniel Hannan (Vote Leave) saying “Absolutely nobody is talking about threatening our place in the Single Market”
Risk board game board
Woman tripping over her own feet on the catwalk.
A Tripod from the TV show The Tripods
Screencap from Threads with the date of Christmas Day.
A festive miniature shed made by Lee Robinson @lnrmodels.bsky.social