I Know What You Did Last Shera @shera-marley.bsky.social andy murray statue agitator
when there's only one candidate, there's only one choice
Mr. Ministré @jahiggins.bsky.social The ribald laughter of the philistine
les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Supplier to Soft Mick
"You are all that matters to me"
Jon Worth @jonworth.eu European, originally a Brit, became German, moved to France. Runs #CrossBorderRail project, writes a newsletter about railways. Green, lives happily without a car.
Normally stuck on a train, stuck in a village, or escaping either on a folding bicycle.
Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman.bsky.social I am a man with many hats and outfits, having adventures everywhere...
I admire the bowler hatted man from 52 Festive Road.
Lukey McGarry @lukeymcgarry.bsky.social Cartoonist and illustrator.
www.lukemcgarry.com
BunnyBadgerGames 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇵🇸 @badbabybunny.bsky.social We make the best (or at very least the funniest) participation games in the world. Badger does all the hard work and Bunny makes the rules.
Account largely curated by Bunny so all views are ridiculous.
Bunny He/Him
Badger He/Him
web3 is going just great @web3isgoinggreat.com tracking only some of the many disasters happening in crypto, defi, NFTs, and other blockchain-based projects since 2021 • created by @molly.wiki
web3isgoinggreat.com
Andy Walsh @englishscribe.bsky.social Narrative Wrangler-Videogames, TV, theatre, and more. Narrative Director on Battlefield. Previous Horizon Forbidden West/CalloftheMountain- Prince of Persia - Fable. Views my own.
He/him. www.andrewwalsh.com
Spectabiles🍎 @sabinaspectabiles.bsky.social As random as the contents of the kitchen drawer. Occasionally makes cider. Moved to Bluesky for the Social part of Social Media which the-bad-place lost. Also spelling deficient.
Steph, Destroyer of Words @avwoman.bsky.social Librarina; ITrix.
Answers to 'she' or 'they'.
Don't feed the carp!
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
0xCODE @0xcode.bsky.social 
Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social ✍🏻about Arsenal for Arseblog. Arsenal Women Correspondent for Arseblog News and presenter of the Arsenal Women Arsecast. 🗣️ about Arsenal on the Arsenal Vision Podcast. WSL. Falo 🇵🇹
https://arseblog.news/category/arsenal-women/
Dave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social A world class expert in all domains, but mostly UK regional journalism, Guided By Voices, obscure videogames and the X-Men. Also I make DIY indie rock as Jaded Noon Wives.
Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social Stupid headlines made by code and templates and NOT AI. Posted on Twitter 2015-2023. This bot posts the best in sequence. And all links are to the non fash Nitter. Occasional new ones marked 'clickbait reboot'
Random Smash Hits @randomsmashhits.bsky.social Random pages from Smash Hits. A bot by Rob Manuel.
YORE COMPUTER 🕹️ @yorecomputer.bsky.social Publishing pages selected at random from old British computer mags. A bot from Rob Manuel. Support https://archive.org/details/computermagazines
T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social Pro-European Dinosaur. Antifa.🇵🇸Left Wales 🏴for Ireland 🇮🇪 Applying for Citizenship 🇪🇺Sometimes Parody…Content..UK Green Party…IRL People Before Profit...Please enjoy this timeline responsibly...
The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk Editor of Bearly Politics. Commentator. Former NHS strategist.
bearlypolitics.co.uk
Chris Maris @chrismaris.bsky.social Film maker, digital artist, Sputnik Rat
not bones @some.bodyoncetold.me hi im maia a.k.a. bones
welcome to my zone
i am over 30 and very tired
she/her
backup for @noted.bones.haver.zone
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social
type fast & never look back
#MDANT
I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold
Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social I'm going on tour in 2026.
Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4 if you like.
https://www.mickperrin.com/tours/michael-spicer-hope-alls-well/
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social Short and Irish and a bit anxious about everything.
Matt Muir @mattmuir.bsky.social Huge pupils, tiny value
webcurios.co.uk
ttv/xxxcrazymikexxx @bigass.bsky.social reply guying my way to heaven
twitch.tv/xxxcrazymikexxx
Obvious Plant @obviousplant.bsky.social I make weird products
0xC0DE @0xc0de.bsky.social Acorn Electron fanboy | 6502 coder
https://0xc0de6502.github.io
BeebEm BBC Micro Emulator @beebem.bsky.social https://codeberg.org/chrisn/beebem-windows
everygamegoing.com @everygamegoing.bsky.social Preserving, cataloguing, reviewing, discussing... We're building the world's greatest gaming database completely free and ad-free.
BBC Micro Games Archive @bbc-micro.bsky.social Complete BBC Micro Games Archive: https://bbcmicro.co.uk
BBC Micro Bot :mastodon: @bbcmicrobot.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy 👾 Runs your toots on an #8bit computer emulator. Amazing what people create in 512 bytes of code!
🟢 Post with #bbcmicrobot to get a reply. Please include […]
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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social Battling Awkward Egg crust ahead
Hidden Britain @hiddenbritain.bsky.social Handmade signs, prints, music & books inspired by British Folk Horror and unsettling TV, film & literature. Based in The Black Country, England.
https://linktr.ee/hiddenbritain
MagicMeansTrouble @jonathant1.bsky.social 
Minion @minionsoft.bsky.social The real Minion.
The one with more W.I.P.s than there are stars in the (blue)sky.
Zorg the Conqueror @zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social Scale models, gaming, cooking, guitar, fundraising, education, Golden Age b3tan, databases, little bit of politics for the kids... otherwise rabid koala threatening planetary conquest.
swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social Throw away your watches - they are obsolete. A bot by Rob Manuel. Add your suggestions here: bit.ly/swearclockform
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that whether you like it or not.
On Twitter since 2013. On Bluesky since Elon Musk became a totalitarian despot bent on world domination.
Accept no imitations.
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense. Follow me for bullshit pictures and horseshit puns. My occupation is listed as ‘Drivel Creator’.
Mark Faulkner @markfaulkner24.bsky.social Librarian, Knowledge Manager, Data Protection Officer and Records Manager. Let me know if I can be of any further help.
Pig @pig141.bsky.social a pig
Patrick Traynor @cwpat.me Puzzle game developer and programmer
Patrick's Parabox, Linelith, I Wanna Maker, and others!
Puzzle design on Thekla's game Order of the Sinking Star
https://cwpat.me/about- E @essemm.bsky.social @essemm.bsky.social
Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com Founded MoneySavingExpert, @moneyandmentalhealth.org, (ish) the Martin Lewis Money Show ITV & Martin Lewis Podcast
Peter Hill @zed3.bsky.social Currently be-catted
@pigb0dine.bsky.social @pigb0dine.bsky.social 
Griffpatch @griffpatch.bsky.social Avid British coder! I am not active on here, find me on Scratch.
RAF Luton @rafluton.bsky.social The assumed Official BlueSky account of the World's most mysterious & secret (and ficticious) military base. (Parody/Satire Account)
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social May contain typos.
Peter Gibbs @unclepills.bsky.social I have no idea.
Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team Founder & Chief Innovation Officer @ Bluesky
Working on @attie.ai
🌱 🪴 🌳
c_kick @hnldesign.nl Aka hnldesign. You might known me from b3ta.com, those bobbing record store cat gifs, whatdoestheinternetthink.net, https://vintage-covers.com, foulomatic.hnldesign.nl or perhaps even "poldermodelstickers" and smeetsmakelijk.nl.
Pet Shop Boys @handle.invalid Since 1984. "Dreamworld" concert film out now on Blu-ray & 2CD. “Volume” & “Annually“ books available now. “It’s a sin” dance show dates announced.
https://linktr.ee/petshopboys
Iain Brassington @ibrasso.bsky.social And this shameless man rose to greatness because he was so ugly.
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com Living life on the hedge
katie @supermathskid.bsky.social still not a real question
whatever my latest is: www.iflscience.com/dr-katie-spalding
Jim Mortleman @jimjar.bsky.social Writer, parodist; punster; puzzler; potty-mouth; penner of odes; podcaster; free thinker; synth tinkerer; dad; hat fan. Also jimjar on Twitter
Peter Gordon 🇺🇦 @gordon.plus Embedded software engineer. Digital security expert. Retro computing enthusiast. Heavy metal fan.
Occasionally known as Xeron from the Amiga demogroup IRIS.
Lumpbucket from off of b3ta.
Witchy @f0p.uk Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.
Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
Kitty Dorkling @kittydorkling.bsky.social She/her
Lefty Cat lady living in Yorkshire (and also Baldur's Gate). ADHD Late Diagnosis Club.
Tories, TERFs, GenAI users and suchlike get blocked on sight. And yes, that includes headers and profile pics: get fucked.
Jon Morter @jonmorter.com ▪️ Christmas No.1 - 2009, 2012
▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times
▪️ @jonmorter in other places
▪️ Hard Rock Hell DJ
▪️ Digital Communities/PR
▪️ Public Speaking
▪️ stopthetories.vote in #GE2024
▪️ He/Him
AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social I make electronic music as LX NEN lxnen.bandcamp.com
I am Pageholder 39/400
I have an Erdös-Bacon-Sabbath number of 11
I was founder & former leader of the Pirate Party UK
I finished in last place in FPL 23/24
AJRed @ajred.bsky.social Gentleman slacker. #TOTP botherer. Public service shitposting.
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social get ready for some bad drawings. he/him
Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social Kuntford and Sons Xmas Tour 2026.
Tickets: https://katg.co.uk
S4RK @s4rk.bsky.social Stuff, guff and a bit of fluff.
Weebl (with bits) @mrweebl.bsky.social Animator, Composer, Director, Scriptwriter, Voices.
Odd ideas for a living.
Yes, you should hire me.
YT: https://youtube.com/@weebl
Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/mrweebl
Discord : https://discord.com/invite/hVFFj8U
Website : https://weebls-stuff.com
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social CEO at silly little emails job
Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social Always in the Corner
dng @dng.bsky.social i make things occasionally
https://accumulationofthings.com
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
sarah / pixie @chocofungi.bsky.social Queer, autistic, crafty, pagan. Would probably prefer to be asleep at any given time. She/any
Tom Scott @tomscott.com I make things. They’ll probably come back to haunt me in a few years’ time. https://www.tomscott.com/
Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social Words and pictures and music.
Words: framleyexaminer.com
Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk
&: http://grampianhorn.com
Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop
birdshite stalactite @birdshitestalactite.co.uk 
Centuries of Sound @centuriesofsound.bsky.social A mix for every year of recorded sound.
Find out more at centuriesofsound.com
Support the show at patreon.com/centuriesofsound
MJ Hibbett @mjhibbett.bsky.social International Rock Star / Doctor of Doctor Doom
Kate Bevan @katebevan.com Cat pics, tech, ranting. Sweary. Londoner. Enemy of gerunds in headlines. When I want advice, I'll ask for it.
Tony @tony.eurosky.social I draw. I write. I sculpt. I clean.
Link in bio - https://links.fans/r/htrmav4
Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
@beaubodor.bsky.social @beaubodor.bsky.social 
Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social Creator of @scarfolk.bsky.social. "This guy, who apparently saw the future" - Edward Snowden. Running an ASD/ADHD operating system.
https://www.richardlittler.com
The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social Author, very professional.
Rep: Harriet Poland at CAA.
Buy my debut novel PRESTIGE DRAMA at https://geni.us/Prestige_Drama.
Get my extremely good memoir at www.mammybook.com
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social Artist
Coldwarsteve.com
Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social He must not be replaced by an otter.
Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social Scarfolk is a town called Scarfolk. For more information please re-read.
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social Writer & highwayman.
Ladybird, Cunk, Wipe, Be Funny Or Die, Framley, Candidate band, Comfort Blanket, Broken Veil etc
https://ko-fi.com/gralefrit
AGENTS, website, links, bio etc: www.gralefrit.co.uk
Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi
Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz
Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social Berk
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social Fridge magnate