🪼 Your tax dollars paid a scientist to squeeze jellyfish through cheesecloth. Osamu Shimomura processed tens of thousands on an NSF grant to understand why they glow. He found a protein that glowed green under UV light. Called it "green protein." Nobody cared. For decades.
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maxmaronna · May 31
Great description here: press.asimov.com/articles/gfp
Left Of Center (waaaaay left) · May 31
💔😭🤬
USA_Patriot_76 · May 31
Yeah, a scientist with lousy aseptic lab technique looking at a completely different scientific question discovered penicillin that has saved 100s of millions of human and animal lives. Penicillin was discovered by curiosity—nothing more and nothing less. I rather my taxes be spent on science.
@mrtoads.bsky.social · May 31
GFP became hugely useful once genetic rebuilding became a cookie-cutter lab technique. Nothing signals an active gene or a positive outcome like a glowing green spot..
@oldgloryous.bsky.social · May 31
Wonderful story. But science that reveals the mysteries of life and the universe—even without practical benefits to people—can be inherently worthwhile, just as great symphonies enhance what it means to be human.
Repent Harlequin · May 31
And then…
@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social · May 31
My sister has a toxicology degree, and she told me about the proteins and attaching the glow to cancer, disease, etc. This is what science is about - knowledge working to the betterment of the world. Money well spent.
@aprechel.bsky.social · May 31
The comments 😍 I learned something cool today
Keriezy · May 31
I read post 1 and thought, "And we care now because...?" only to be really thrilled some dude was given government grant money to squeeze jellyfish through cheesecloth!
@isocrstes57.bsky.social · May 31
The importance of basic scientific research cannot be overstated. That is all.
Regnad Kcin · May 31
Thanks goodness for curious and adventurous people!
Dizzygirl · May 31
And incurious, small minded people can't understand how science works and that things that seem worthless to them, result in discoveries that make their lives better and they never even knew how they came about. Really makes me wish we could exclude them from making important decisions.
Orion · May 31
We really haven't moved beyond the "let's just tear animals apart to see what happens" part of science have we? I get that jellyfish supposedly don't feel pain but the sentance "we squeed jellyfish through a cheese cloth to look at its remains" is still horrifying to me
Radical Guboya 🇪🇺🇪🇸🇺🇸🇲🇽🏴☠️ · May 31
What a cool post, thanks!
John · May 31
Perfect illustration of why DOGE was a dangerously stupid initiative.
@abby77.bsky.social · May 31
Science is 👍🏻
Luci malu · May 31
He tortured a jellyfish to death & ur applauding this?
@paradox9.bsky.social · May 31
Why waste money on "science" when we have so many elementary girl schools in the middle east to tomahawk strike?
Sandy EggO 🌵❌👑 🚫🧊 · Jun 1
Amazing
TheHullPoint · May 31
Well if we fund science then we won't have billionaire tech Bros to run the world. oh my what would happen then?? Social media is killing us! The billionaires love it how it is!! keep America fat, lazy and stupid! Fuck djtRUMP!
Wiley Kann · May 31
wonders how proud the jellyfish community is I know! Let's ask a Republican
TangiMagi · May 31
Fascinating!
gnocchi dokey (she or they) · Jun 1
i like to think the f stands for fuckin
Ingrid 2.0 · May 31
Dr Tsien died way too young. Our lab was downstairs from his & we got to hear his students & postdocs talk at 12P dept seminars.
David Newman · May 31
This is a great thread. America is full of voters who can’t see 2 inches past their nose. On top of that, they’ve been told for decades that government can’t do anything right. Deliberate ignorance threatens pretty much everything that can move us forward.
@wolfring.bsky.social · May 31
How many of you complaining about how terrible this was for the jelly fish eat meat, dairy or wear leather? Pick a side......🙄
@robertjeff57-58.bsky.social · May 31
👍
@mmothnadine.bsky.social · May 31
Uh 🙄 and? Other than confirming that something causes them to glow (similar to lightning bugs/fire flies) did it reveal anything else perhaps a way to generate light without fire or electricity? How do jellyfish draw their energy that causes their illumination? Did they not find anything useful?
Eric Anderson · May 31
Yeah but did it help develop Viagra? /s
maniagnosis · May 31
The_Turtle_Moves · May 31
Naming awesome things is hard... And not the same kind of hard as discovering awesome things.
@pamballard3.bsky.social · May 31
cruel
Link Hogthrob · May 31
We used to have "blue sky" research. This would appear a great example of how funding it pays off.
@wscottc.bsky.social · May 31
The lessons I take from this thread: 1. "Trojan Horse" leads that don't immediately tease the subversion, prompt confused comments. 2. Read the full thread before commenting. See also item 1. 3. All scientific research is worthy. 4. Socialism does things Capitalism won't. See also item 3.
@byrontengu.bsky.social · May 31
Considering the other things my tax dollars paid for over the last year and a half...
Trace Taylor & the Creative Educators' Coop · May 31
Taxpayers fund the R&D while some rich fucker sucks up subsidies, gets the patent, and double taps the taxpayer again to have access or benefit front the very things the taxpayer ought to actually own since they funded all of it or at the very least have access to without cost.
@gunderthor.bsky.social · May 31
COVID vaccine was developed in part from lizard spit. Very interesting story.
ANZAC · May 31
I understand your enthusiasm. But I feel sorry for the jellyfish 🪼
@kcheyne.bsky.social · May 31
There could be research for cures
Real_I_am_Groot · May 31
Did any of that research money blow up school kids? No? Ok - I’m fine. Carry on.
Sanho Tree · May 31
If you’re interested in how scientific advances build on each other, watch one of my favorite series of all time. James Burke’s “Connections” had a huge influence on me when it originally aired.
Pat · Jun 1
Sounds cruel
@anty41.bsky.social · May 31
Yeah funny enough luciferase and similar proteins were already discovered, no need to waste more money to figure it out just sequence the gene
@carlosamammal.bsky.social · May 31
I just LOVE that the dude's name was ' Shimomura'-- Like a combination of shimmer and mirror!
Myreen · May 31
Pretty sure it's not gonna have any benefits to humanity unless you want to make humans glow in the dark
@zoemom.bsky.social · May 31
JFC
@shankspeare.bsky.social · May 31
Squeezing jellyfish through a cheesecloth. You think they were alive when they did that? I bet they were. Humans are the worst animals.
@eskimodecinq.bsky.social · May 31
⚡️
James Dallas · May 31
Ok, fine, it saved the world, but who is gonna clean up this big pile of jellyfish guts?
@derftiii.bsky.social · Jun 1
And our tax dollars paid a president to go golfing for the millionth time instead of doing his job what’s your point
@nsayres1335.bsky.social · May 31
In 1640, Fermat, a magistrate by day and a mathematician by night, published his Little Theorem, essentially for fun. Building off this work 337 years later, the RSA cryptosystem was first published as a means of secure data transmission. It is the foundation of modern banking.
TK (Takashi DY) Kozai · May 30
🧪 Then in 1994, Martin Chalfie inserted the gene into bacteria and worms. They glowed green. No dye. No injection. For the first time you could attach GFP to any protein and watch it move inside a living cell in real time. Biology went from snapshots to live video.
@carolmacpherson.bsky.social · May 31
I still am sad that the jellyfish were tortured and killed for this.
@loujohnson712.bsky.social · May 31
Ugh killed them
John · May 31
some of the best-spent tax dollars in history
RB · May 31
Blue sky funding of research in the 50’s and 60’s is why the U.S. leapt forward, we need more not for profit research done in the U.S. again.