Colin Girth

@bonuseruptus.bsky.social

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Smart dumbass, dumb smartass. 2025 movie watch feed: https://bsky.app/profile/bonuseruptus.bsky.social/feed/aaaaxprtb4y7i

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Spider-Man sits upside down on the bottom of a girder looking at his phone, depressed.
A young former tennis pro argues with his father at their failing country club.
A large man, presumably a benevolent ogre, looks angrily at his guard in prison, where he's been wrongfully sent.
A woman holds her long-missing husband's bow, challenging suitors to string and fire it.
College age Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins, de-aged with a shitty haircut
movie poster for “the brink of war“ (2026), starring Jeff Daniels as Ronald Reagan, and Jared Harris as Mikhail Gorbachev
A beefy bald man in a CPAP mask and bomber jacket talks to a football stadium he's just bombed.
The Joker pulls his business card from his pocket at a mob meeting
A man and woman look at scratches along the side of their van, thinking it's hobo code
A toy cowgirl, her horse, and other electronic toys gather at the top of some stairs looking happy
A possessed woman grins maniacally as she presses her husband down onto a dishwasher full of knives
Three men from different factions hold each other in a fight
Orson Welles looks through the viewfinder of a camera at the viewer
A bunch of older men and a woman stand around laughing as one of them prepares to get a prostate exam from a remote-controlled robot.
Batman holds a crime boss up by his lapels, threatening him as he yanks him out of his car in a shipping yard
A bride stands holding a white bouquet of flowers in an English field
Supergirl stands inside a tank behind an oblivious pilot as sun streams in behind her
Batman and Robin hold a large diamond as they look in shock at Mr. Freeze
A man in glasses smoking a cigarette chums the water as a giant great white shark breaches the water behind him
The Riddler sits reading a newspaper as Two-Face stands over him talking in his ear
Catwoman grins at a woman being mugged in an alley
The Joker (Jack Nicholson) grins maniacally after shooting Bruce Wayne in an apartment
Batman walks towards a flipped car in the rain with an explosion behind him
Superman and Lex Luthor stare each other down in Luthor's office
A man (Matthew Lillard) laughs on a video call with a woman (Neve Campbell)
Scene from Lego Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight with Rainbow (it's Pride) Batman and Robin rescuing a seduced Kite Man from one of Poison Ivy's plants
A 20 foot tall skeleton in Costco looking very cunty indeed
A giant UFO covered in lights descends from the sky over Devil's Tower in Wyoming, over a makeshift army research base contacted by aliens.
A light glows at the end of a dark desert highway blanketed in stars on the original movie poster.
A woman points a shotgun at her tied-up husband in a remote cabin.
A policeman stands by his mailbox holding a tiny white dog and talking to his neighbors.
A young black man with a bloody headband speaks with a billionaire at his house party.
A man holds out a crocheted Earth to a rock-based alien pushing its hand through a safety barrier.
Three fashionable young women walk through a mall.
A man in a suit in a corner office reaches into a manila envelope as he speaks with a seated woman.
Honey Mustard, a giant long haired Australian shepherd dog looks concerned sitting on a couch
A man with a bite guard and electrodes on his forehead grimaces as an alien artifact lets him take over someone's body.
Donald Trump mocking someone struggling to lift weights
An old Egyptian woman looks on in fear as her mummified, undead granddaughter caresses her face.
A young man and woman look with flashlights through a hole in the wall of the storage facility they manage atop an old government biohazard storage facility.
A young woman looks with concern at a videotape, recognizing a killer's pattern.
Twin sisters covered in burns crouch in an abandoned factory as they evade a killer.
A group of teen girl spies sit around their handler in a diner.
Two men walking through a research site in the snow look back over their shoulders in suspicion.
A man in glasses crouches with a lantern in a dumbwaiter below an Irish hotel.
Magic the Gathering card for Ian Malcolm, Chaotician
A man looks sleepy as a black demon with red facial markings and pale eyes grins behind him.
A beefy gunfucker sits in a chair looking off in the distance as his handler plans a heist on the phone next to him.
A buff skeleton with glowing eyes in a cloak holds up a staff topped with a ram's skull. His name is Skull Face.
A man in a giant suit that keeps his body at near-freezing temperatures talks with his wife, who has just been taken out of cryo-suspension, saying "My work, the equipment, it's all gone. I can't save you."
Hillary Clinton looking stunned in the backrooms
A baby deer, standing in the corner of a fence
Slice of homemade cheesecake, perfect in every way, sitting on a seafoam green plate
A homemade cheesecake taken out of the spring form pan, perfect in every way. No cracks
homemade cheesecake in a springform pan in a water bath in a cast-iron skillet in an oven
A man looks at a pile of furniture in a secret labyrinth of rooms beneath his furniture store.
Steve Martin's "that's all I need" bit from The Jerk, showing a man with his pants around his ankles carrying various junk from his repossessed house, picking up more and more stuff as he goes.
A man in a nightgown and cap walks in front of a mirror, trying to catch his mirror image doing something he's not.
A man in silver armor and helmet stands at a bar next to an older woman officer.