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Whole person.
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the thing with the stuff:
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Followed by Jerry
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Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: “Marked safe from explosive diarrhea.”
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Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
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Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
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Movies::Art::Plants::Games
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She/they
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i RS a lot of mutual aid posts some nsfw🔞
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
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🎥 learning to make movies
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woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
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the most jobless and most online.
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John Breen @breen.tech He/They. Queer.🏴
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Software Architect at Antifa Enterprises
Fuck fascism
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listen to D&D comedy Dice Funk
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bipolar audhd queer
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The "Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least."
The bowel blaster boxer barn bandit
the good Jerry.
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
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🏳️⚧️
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currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
$kristyclueless
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runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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Occasional WNBA and NCAAW content for Swish Appeal (@swishappeal.bsky.social) and SB Nation (@sbnation.bsky.social)
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
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AuDHD
Sober 5years
Amateur painter
ork collector and understander!
Husbant
4year old wrangler
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I like flowers frogs an turtles!
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mom. She/her. PNW.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social adoptee, crafter, archery enthusiast. proud luddite. siempre picheo, enrolo otra vez. they/she 🇲🇽🌈
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Paid techlash actor
GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Chris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social Founder of Otherverse Games. Transformer Nerd. Ex-Navy. Pro-choice pagan badass. He/him.
Same handle on the Muskhole.
Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social very little gravitas indeed
Ham Roids @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - your pet's reply guy
Anti-Nazi. Anti-Zionist. Antifascist. Free Palestine.
🇵🇸
Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social Just a dumb cowboy at heart
Bat enthusiast 🦇
Art, history, and art history
Jewish disabled leftist Texan
They/she
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put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
S N O R E T W E N N Y @handle.invalid i’m not smart, i’m on blue sky
My Bits Are My Own
she/they
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network He/Him, 40, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
Barbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social I like to have fun online
Interests: history, music, Judaism, politics, animals, & anything that makes me laugh (I already said politics, though).
heathen king @heathenking.bsky.social Rebel scum, independent author. he/him
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Blaze Ward @blazeward.bsky.social Indie Writer, Publisher. Science Fiction. Action-Thriller. Occasional Erotica.
Seattle-ish.
www.blazeward.com/books
Publisher: Boundaryshockquarterly.com
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knottedroadpress.com/shop
https://www.patreon.com/blazeward
Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
Loomin' Onion™ @buckrawheat.bsky.social ˈrɑʤər ˈmɜrdɑk
from the river to the sea
trans rights are meatbag rights
some assembly required
²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social I am cursed
rawkitbawl @rawkitbawl.bsky.social Dayton Flyer/A10 basketball, Malazan, leftist things, FGC, indie music and games, etc. He/him.
Feeds here!
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(A10/Dayton Flyers/Malazan/Defector/Aftermath/DS9/Robin Hobb/Reds/Puzzmo)
hot dog doctor @yoloswaglord420.bsky.social mostly an Astros account
austin again
dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social this is not a good account to follow
grad student & aspiring cadaver. 🌈 🎹🎸
just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social Han, 36, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
Alex Dunn @axelofthekey.northsky.social Big dumb nerd baby
(he/him/cis)
I am an adult
https://linktr.ee/axelofthekey
Beer Battered Cheese Curds @beercheese.bsky.social One pissed off old punk postal worker. Anti-authoritarian. Anti-fascist. Southside MPLS. Him/They. Pan. Pro Godzilla.
That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Expect to self rescue
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social just act like i’m not here
he/they
35/poly/enm
pinko commie bastard
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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social The world’s foremost authority on elite bouncing and tumbling. Soft Boy Cook.
Rexanne @rexannite.bsky.social I’m Rexanne! You may know me from things such as: being a geologist, playing ttrpgs, and talking a lot about cheese. (she/her)
Cousin Skeeter @logicalthought.bsky.social I'm only tough on the internet | Nasir Jones enthusiast | hardwood analyst | ask me about ligma and if it's right for you | skeets over tweets
Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social civilian drone technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. read my newsletter: https://little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red cuecuechmiquiliztli en mictlan
MSBWHT • IHNBCBATLA • 🇲🇽 • 🌹
REVY @catgirlfingies.quest Revy|She/They|Nom Binary Trans 🏳️⚧️|Photographer 📷|Streamer 🎮
| http://twitch.tv/CatgirlFingies |
Talker of all things
From cute to horror
catgirlfingies.business@gmail.com
Australia
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social Scientific Director, #MEAction
Affiliations: Stanford Genome, Université de Montréal
TIME100 Health
#ME, #EDS, #POTS, #LongCOVID
Views my own
Duncan Smith @duncansmith.bsky.social Pistons || Poker || Star Trek
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social Literally just a gorl. photographer. I bring events to life. degen & doer of all things. Certified Internet Gremlin.
📍Seattle
💕She/Her
🔞 mdni
venmo.com/kimberlymarie
cash.app/$kimberlyhi
linktr.ee/hik1mberly
throne.com/k1m
Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com video games is two words
Videos: http://guard.bike
Podcast: https://lnk.to/JeffGerstmann
Patreon: https://jeff.zone/
Definitely Amanda @kitkatgirl1001.bsky.social Now 99% less rude! Still a real one, lucky mom, reader, Hoosier, baker, loud-mouth. Cat lady and dog person. Lover of toast and jam. Member of the British Telly Club.
Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social Creators of Hades, Pyre, Transistor, and Bastion.
· Merchandise: https://supergiant.games/merch
· Discord: http://discord.gg/supergiant
Elijah Gonzalez @elijahgonzalez.bsky.social News Contributor @ Polygon. Formerly: Associate Editor @ The A.V Club, Assistant Editor @ Paste Magazine. Bylines: GameSpot, Game Informer, Fanbyte, The Gamer, Unwinnable, Uppercut Crit, But Why Tho?, etc. TCA member, Rotten Tomato-approved critic. he/him
Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social bestselling, award nominated comics person. teaching artist via AAWW.
MOONCAKES, TIDESONG, INFINITY PARTICLE. more tk. agent: Linda Camacho. opinions my own. she/they
no crypto, no nfts, no ai
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Maahri ~ Open for Work! @maahri.bsky.social ✧ Artist & illustrator
✧ They/She/Ask | 20+| 🔞 | 🏳️🌈
✧ Horrid beastie enjoyer
Commissions Currently - OPEN (form link on pinned post)
Contact - maahriarts@gmail.com
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com