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@professorkiosk.wtf

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šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ he/him ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ parasocial butterfly *see timeline for relevant stalking info I thought these were good ideas once: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 top skeets/my skeets feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/

Professor Kiosk looking sexy (biting lip, huge cartoon eyes, and awesome art in the background).
A drafts folder with nothing but drafts that have the word ā€œbutterā€ in them and nothing else. At the bottom it says ā€œSo many thoughts, you should post oneā€.
Roo Roo the corgi is attentive and ready for action. Sheā€™s lying on a gray shag dog bed.
Hollywood Reporter headline reading ā€œWe Know What Taylor Swift Is Wearing to Her Wedding (Maybe)ā€.
Headline that reads ā€œNo corn dogs? Trumpā€™s ā€˜Great American State Fairā€™ threatens to be a flopā€.
Headline from Kotaku that reads ā€œFans Are Wearing Diapers And Shitting Themselves To Get Close To Olivia Rodrigo, And She Can Smell Itā€.
A pink frosting and sprinkles donut cake with strawberry puree filling.
Professor Kiosk with the big googly eyes and oversized lips but this time heā€™s biting his lip.
Professor Kiosk wearing glasses and a very slight smile. Heā€™s wearing a BoardGameGeek convention shirt from 2025 and is in front of some lovely looking art.
Itā€™s Professor Kiosk in a blue shirt with big googly eyes and oversized pinkish lips that have been added with emoji.
A guy in a red shirt is being pelted with fries from above. He has a look of ecstasy on his face.
A guy wearing a Mario costume lifts the head to reveal that he looks just like Mario.
Jerry Chen liked my skeet ā€œif you want to be successful on bsky itā€™s probably better if youā€™re donā€™t. just look at jerryā€.
A cat looks like it's playing a trumpet while standing on its hind legs.
It's the woman yelling at a cat meme. The woman is pointing, looks angry, is crying, and is being held back by a friend. Smudge the cat sits in a black backed chair looking annoyed. There is a plate of greens in front of Smudge.
A shitload of cat stickers of various internet cats.
The Twin Peaks title screen except it says ā€œACTUALLY, ITā€™S TWINā€™S PEAKā€.
Three drafts from Professor Kiosk: 1. the unbearable lightness of skeeting 2. friend: what's for dinner me: who's what friend: you flippin moron 3. stick of butter on a stick served with a stick inside a stick for sticking yourself in the eye
John Oliver sitting at his This Week Tonight desk with his hand outstretched as if explaining something very important but also very funny.
Screenshot of the top of one of Professor Kioskā€™s posts where a labeler has applied the labels ā€œHauntedā€, ā€œMidposterā€, and ā€œPerfect Sweetieā€. Thanks to @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
A CAPTCHA that is asking you to identify the squares with buses, but all of the squares are just one picture of a bus that fills the screen.
THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE ON HOW TO BE A HOE by SLAYTOR JACKSTON
A package with a label on it obscuring a message. The abbreviated message reads ā€œSLIDE UP ASS WITH CAREā€.
A tweet from Professor Kiosk on Apr. 29, 2021. It reads "It was a simpler time" and has an image of a DVD set for Little House on the Prairie, Season 5, but the "use" in House has been covered by a price sticker so that it reads "Little Ho on the Prairie".
Tweet from Nov. 26, 2016 from Professor Kiosk: I always run with the wrong crowd. There are no likes or retweets.
A plastic case sits on a table. It contains a sheet of cardboard with a yellow to orange gradient on it and the words "THE FRIENDLY COMPUTER BUG" and a picture of a monitor. On the monitor is an actual computer chop with googly eyes and a wire for a tail. It looks kind of like a real bug, if a bug were made out of electronics and had googly eyes.
Roisin Murphy dressed in a fluffy red dress with poof balls all over it. She is stirring a cup of tea with her completely covered red arm in a diner and looks smolderingly at the camera. The picture is taken the cover to her album "Overpowered".
Bilbo Baggins played by Ian Holm from Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings. Bilbo looks down at a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter that has been pasted over the One Ring.
A still shot from the new Xfinity Super Bowl ad starring the original Jurassic Park trio of Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. They have been de-aged to look 30 years younger, but the effect is a bit uncanny rather than convincing.
A 1970s roller disco fantasia with a woman in a red skimpy one piece bathing suit and roller skates, her head thrown back, left leg lifted behind her, and lasers shooting out of her tits.
A book on a rack whose title is How to Date Buildings: An Easy Reference Guide.
Snickers bars that have been arranged so that their wrappers say BASIC SPACE CADET AWKWARD ANNOYING.
Norman Rockwellā€™s painting Freedom of Speech featuring a man standing up to speak in a town hall meeting.
The Super Mario Bros. 2 character select screen featuring Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess Peach.
A ā€œcakeā€ of some sort. Itā€™s got a large mound of white frosting on the center with some squiggly lines on it and two blue blobs near the top kind of like ears but not exactly attached either. Thereā€™s also a blob of orange in the upper left corner kind of like a sun. It could be clouds. It could be Mickey Mouse having an acid trip. It is unclear what the intention was.
A closeup of a Texas license plate that reads PT LORD.
Pope Leo in full white pope outfit, eyes closed, looking like he's crooning into a microphone he's holding.
Professor Kiosk's latest skircle, with a bunch of people I interact with regularly. I almost said "peeps I get down with on the reg" for intentional cringe, but thought better of it because there's no sarcasm font.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but instead it reads Teenage Mutant Butthole Surfers.
A tiny little house with two windows on a busy street corner with the word PSYCHIC in large letters on the side and HUT on the front above the door. There is also a phone number: 832-944-2623.
The Top 1000 Engaging users of the last week, Absolute numbers: Boofessor Killosk (@professorkiosk.wtf) is #1.
A copy of the above skeet with ā€œ3 savesā€ underlined in red.
A person in a very loose shark "costume" huddled in a corner sitting on a pillow.
Professor Kiosk posted "if you're not posting bangers to set a good example what are you even doing on bsky". Quote post from da real GZN (@reanimatedgszn.bsky.social): "i don't post bangers. i threaten nazis and amoral libs. sorry if this offends". Reply to quote post from Darryl Pickles (@happymemeco.bsky.social): "It's definitely a better example to show people that hateful language will be met with violence until their actions improve". Reply to reply from da real GZN: "i know that's right".
Entered "what are some words that begin with ky" into Brave search and it spat out a bunch of them and then started repeating "kyans" over and over again dozens of times until it crapped out. WTAF
No sound.
The Holy Roast, Warrior Blend dark roast coffee package. It's got a white background with the soldiers from Iwo Jima raising a flag on it. It says it's got caramel, dark chocolate, and graham cracker flavor. "Hand crafted & small batch roasted in Portland, OR". The package is sitting on a bed of coffee beans.
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Word cloud from bskyinsights.com showing the most frequent words used in my skeets. Butthole is the largest word running across the top of the image with just, not, no, and corn dog not far behind.
Man wearing a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. red har with long dark brown hair and a very long beard in 70s running gear, including a light yellow shirt with green trim and short red running shorts with white trim. He is also wearing white running shoes and white socks with blue and red bands at the top.
Phoebe from Friends singing and playing her guitar at Central Perk.
The distracted boyfriend meme where a guy is with his girlfriend but is leering at another woman walking away from them.
Professor Kiosk's pfp with a speech bubble underneath. Feel free to use this on whatever corn dog-related content you might come across. And for god's sake, tag me why don'tcha.
Anjelica Huston as Morticia from the Addams Family movies, hand held out with fingers curled upward, looking straight at the camera. There is a speech bubble underneath her image.
Modigliani painting of a red-haired woman in a low-cut black dress sitting on a chair. She kind of looks like Chappell Roan.
Necco wafer packet with different colored wafers in a pile.
A picture from a 1970s cookbook showing a pair of roast chickens in a pan with peas and carrots, topped with milk and bananas.