myherozero @scootercomputer.bsky.social America's Sweetiepie. You have to be nice to me on the internet.
@jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social Sarcasm, books, sarcastic cats, and all things creative. Probably will burn down the house with a CO2 laser. I really love creativity and sarcastic crafts. Cat mom to Morty and Indiana. Missing Jaxie.
You didn't notice it, but your brain did.-Plinkett
Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social journalist, author, reads too much. haggard and unblest. trans guy, he/him.
newsletter:
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contact: talialavinwrites@gmail.com
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social I support your ideas but come on
El Sobrante, CA
✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay 🔞he/they | 25 | vegan | small streamer | makeup artist
gas station boner pill
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
𓆱٩ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ @impossibear.bsky.social im just a bear with a gas powered stick
previously 🐼
tinyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social casual wind erosion
lino prints for sale if you can figure out how to dm me
Dune (1987) @nofunoverlord.northsky.social I'm sometimes Olivia now @ol1-v3.bsky.social
web: nofunoverlord.top
merch: croptop.me
tips: https://ko-fi.com/das
pfp: a glitched mysterious robed wizard, by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
🌘 Dad Moon Rising🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find humor in everyday life
I've got a daytime job, I'm doing all right
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vv7x4rqhaet5poqhlap53btt/feed/aaacnzz6sv472
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven
Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social Last one here, first one to leave.
baseball zaddy @baseballzaddy.bsky.social o hell yea
Hypatia 🏳️⚧️☭🔻 @skirtspinny.bsky.social What if we kissed in the ruins of empire
she/her
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social briny little freak
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be. Shit posting plus the occasional thirst trap when y'all ain't weird about it.
stovey @doorhook.bsky.social 26 something years old i think
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social Welcome to my page please be polite
old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social throw your body on the apparatus
mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
Rick Smith @originaloccasion.bsky.social Dad jokes, dad music, dad bod, no kids. I'm a faux pa.
Formerly a coffee shop musician/guitar store music teacher. @oospicyalt is my spicy alt. Hermit, pro-dom, bard, butler, writer, I'm a jack-off of many trades. MDNI. 43, he/they
𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social A silly ghoul
Sometimes I do arts and crafts
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
left-hand matthew @mmmtorbs.bsky.social weeping… in a car
new EP!: https://weepcar.bandcamp.com/album/hopeless-romantic-nihilism
he/him
tulsa idiot
Mmmeghan @meghanturnsup.bsky.social splish
Tee🩴🦋 @sassyvet.bsky.social Winging it here💙 Sports swimming and uvrays 🌞 play stupid games win stupid prizes
abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social Bratz™ historian
she/her
Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Tyranthesaurus @tyranthesaurus.bsky.social Economist & Game Enthusiast | Endorses Vibes | Bow-tie Savant | This Account is Zoned for Duplex Tweets and No Free Parking | 🏳️🌈
Inevitably asked for investing advice.
~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social 🌊surfin’ the web🏄♂️ | words w/ @flagrantmag.com ~ @ggtribune.com ~ @paletteswap.site
Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social Singer, cat lover, avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Ancient history, paleontology, psychology, birding, painting, whisk(e)y, deep dub techno, general mayhem. Married to distant relative of Vincent van Gogh. Lived in South Korea 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
altghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social avi alt text: closeup of the protagonist in "You Were Never Really Here" (aging Joaquin Phoenix with a bushy, greying beard) looking thoughtful and dissociated as he stares off into camera-left. (Mx if it matters to you.)
æmə @alternative-ama.bsky.social Weird.
Hudibrastic @hudibrastic.bsky.social Hudibrastic can describe anything that is playfully burlesque, satirical, or absurdly irreverent.
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander.
It's probably perimenopause
@dapperalligator.bsky.social @dapperalligator.bsky.social 
@dinoboogers.bsky.social @dinoboogers.bsky.social 
Laurie Voss @seldo.com Head of Developer Relations at Arize. Previously: LlamaIndex, Netlify, co-founded npm, awe.sm, started lgbtq.technology. Married to @jovo.design. He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
@itsacorndog.bsky.social @itsacorndog.bsky.social 
A CORN DOG @itscorndogs.bsky.social corn dogs what more do I need to say
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
@noorkhalil.bsky.social @noorkhalil.bsky.social 
Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social Senior videogame tech artist /art director.
Unreal Tournament 04, Dragonage, D&D Online, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Stellaris, Civ IV + more. VFX Where The Wild Things Are.
https://www.delaneyking.com
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social Tired of the nonsense, so deciding to mock it.
Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social I take pictures of toilets.
Occasional writer of scifi and specfic.
Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade.
Also I take pictures of toilets.
Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social pokemon adjunct. balatro sweat. ex-cohost and missing it. vice's river donaghey (of haribo sugar-free gummy diarrhea fame) wrote about some rules i helped write once.
cops DNI lmao
Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Jimothy @jimpickles.bsky.social Avid indoorsman, aspiring shitposter, aging punk, self-host enthusiast, crochet aficionado, book lover, terrible coder, serial pooper, and sometimes gamer.
I don't even like pickles.
fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social *ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~reskeets & deskeets~
arcadus ☭ alt arc @weshoulddefinitely.killice.baby they/them 💛🤍💜🖤
aka @weshould.killice.baby (when i'm not suspended)
Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social he/him/idiot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dsrmeoo5ir72j5upl2jlli3f/feed/chrono-skeets
Ladybug Prozac Edition 💊 @ladybuglane.bsky.social PFP ALT: purple flower with ladybug
Banner ALT: red w/black dots here to disassociate & shit post
I need to disassociate from everything in order to survive / say wtf way too much / over being a responsible adult / running away to let the moss reclaim me
Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social Bestselling author of This Is the Way the World Ends: an Oral History of the Zombie War: http://amzn.to/3O6xBWm
Anti-Brexit and pro-Free Movement. Denizen of Mongolia
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaak2agiw6iwg
jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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If you subscribe, we’d appreciate a like – it helps support the project.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
jerrified labeler @jerrified.bsky.social who gives a damn about being verified. we all want to be jerrified.
(not operated by jerry)
whirr kit @whirrkit.bsky.social really makes you think™ – absolutely no pressure though
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
👅 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaasd3qqecas
🏆 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaoiuqva7dgg
🎵 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaamzjwmkqufk
Mal @hollowverses.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/hollowverses.bsky.social/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
amberkitty @amberkitty.bsky.social 5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff (bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Top (still bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/top-skeets
Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vgbbuqjbb3aehemnpm4z5jb7/feed/top-skeets
Rep John Chungus of (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social I’m a big chiller who works in cancer research from Rochester, NY
• FREE LINK
• Trans Rights are Human Rights
• rip tide
• rip bills
• Fund Cancer Research
• Free Palestine
• Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
• HECK ICE
• EMP Your Local Data Center
Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social You already know, you know?
(We follow our contributors)
BANGS @sidebangs.bsky.social An alt that isn’t an alt at all
crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social pilgrim on the road to nowhere
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
"Stumpus Well" @philipmarks87.bsky.social I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him
Probably reading something good📚💙
#art #charcoal #chalk
Prints available here:
https://2-philip-marks.pixels.com/
Elephrombone @jackasspenguin2.bsky.social Funk in the trunk
Enjoyable @enjoyable.bsky.social I hope you enjoy your time
(he/him)
Probably high
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social i like reggae and sodium.
once i saw a blimp.
Civil Discourse Bot. Not Mean. Very Nice. @brandonocles.bsky.social Abolish the cops,
communist,
fuck you,
he/him I guess
Oh, TTRPG stuff too.
Giacomo in O/U
Caspar in Vanitera
Peggy in Baseline Drift
Setareh Jushe in Haruspex
Maht @maht.bsky.social Creative type. Humanist. Occasionally funny.
Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social I’m just here for sugar and spice and everything nice.
She/Her Trans Femme 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 👩❤️👩
Level 45
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlny5vvlgoi4eqs4g2nupnmm/feed/chrono-skeets
Buy me taco 🌮: https://buymeacoffee.com/leela.after.dark
Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com Defiance posting. Vibes: Enraged 🔴
Not a Democrat anymore.
Columnist @ Dame Magazine, bylines @ The Cut, Harper’s Bazaar and more. Black, millennial, feminist, tired. Going to keep fighting anyway. Pay me for ideas: patreon.com/gothamgirlblue
Jessica Albatross @crawdaddy37.bsky.social The sexiest bitch at this bingo hall
banternn 🐢 @banternn.bsky.social 30s husbando
BD/ADHD
I love love and hate hate and fard fard and shid shid
Views expressed here are jokes and should not be taken seriously.
💨: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
pfp: @frogapples.bsky.social
Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social 📚🐕🌊 ☘️Former NYer living in SoCal. RN, chihuahua mama, married to a superhero. Always have my nose stuck in my Kindle. Lifelong Democrat #Resist #LGTBQ+ ally. #POTS. ❤️🤍💙 "Nevertheless, she persisted."
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social I'm hard to explain and even harder to figure out
Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social Live & Let Blurb.
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Sexual & slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free 🇵🇸 | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
https://ngl.link/imcryingpotatoes
Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com I review toilet paper wherever I go in the Twin Cities. I only review toilet paper. That's it. That's my entire thing.
linktr.ee/twincitiestoiletpaperreviews
✌🏻❤️🧻
Mistress Divinity, Queen of Autism @queenofautism.myatproto.social My teen says I'm a theologist.
Pfp: glitter portrait of a fat white woman with hazel eyes, brown hair, and rainbow eye make up by artist Trilli
Banner: all caps text that says marie caution divinity
she/her
Art! @punsultant.bsky.social Pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc 🖖🎺🇵🇸🦻🏻
punslam.com
📍St. Paul
he/him
Cephaccino! @cephaccino.bsky.social Ceph, cephie, etc.
Minneapolitan. Comic artist. Game Designer & Player. Octopuses and Coffee.
Still sometimes remembered as the Internet's Hot Soup.
▐░░░░░░▌--% Trans Pizza MN off for summer!
Donations and Commissions:
https://linktr.ee/cephaccino
Thomas Durfee @thomasjdurfee.bsky.social Visiting Professor at Macalester College. Ph.D from U of Minnesota Dept of Applied Econ and R.A. at The Roy Wilkins Center.
Labor and Public Econ, Policy Analysis, & Disparity Studies. he/him
https://sites.google.com/view/thomas-durfee/home/
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear.
✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social Electric word life
galena, maybe, @woketopus.northsky.social oafish woman | squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me
lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com 💖 america's mystery sweetheart 💖
🏳️⚧️ she/her lensbeans www surfer 🤌
Texas Dillo @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com it's baseball season
michele. writer. inthefade from twitter, probably hungry
long island forever #isles
free palestine, protect trans kids, she/her
i am probably to the left of you
http://ihavethatonvinyl.com
April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social Bette Davis eyes. Make movies. Comb cats. Michigandery. WGA.
Book: BURY ME IN VEGAN LEATHER (Soho Press) May 2027