Don Keidick

@donkeidick.bsky.social

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Gentleman. Farter. D&D person. Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.

A normal boring mall gnome garden. Yawn.
Mr beast burger
The rope course in full
That dude from legends of the hidden temple
The Shredder ride at the american dream mall in New Jersey
A bench sits in front of a “waiting on a woman” sign at The Brant in Chincoteague Va
A lighthouse but also a penis
Hush puppies as big as eggs!
A vanilla rasberry dr pepper from Pony Pop
Pony Pop food truck
Pony’s!!!
A hand drawn pencil sketch of a displacer beast, a potato beholder, and emo Strahd. The artists son has helpfully given the beholder some extra eye stalks and wings, making it at least 90% cooler.
Mister Whippy’s drive thru menu
Keebler Pizzarias cheese pizza flavord corn chips. If you know, you know.
Babe Ruth at 40 boxing a dude
Normalize saying this instead of responding with "living the dream" ::an astronaut in black and white:: the horrors persist but so do l
“GAY BOY” a vintage drawn picture of a very gay young lad
A mom sign reading: fuck HARD shit BIG
William Defoe smiling and looking like the creepiest man ever to walk the earth
Two stills from the movie Terminator superimposed so that it looks like Kyle Reese is making bombs while Sarah Connor looks into the camera. Caption: He literally just nutted in me and then went back to making explosives
A goth girl with a half scary half cute theme to her outfit. Text in front. I remember saying "no we can't" to the Bob the Builder theme song. That's where the darkness in me began. The malice, the hatred. It was all from that moment.
Reality is the cage of those who lack imagination. John B. S. Haldane
The Siren from Resident Evil 9 posted to some meme sharing site. below the comments read: 205 comments YOU GUYS RUN, I'LL HOLD HER OFF S Barry_Bones 5h bushmanofkalahari 24h Bros gonna buy us about 30 seconds of time Reply View 122 more replies 178K 1,880 4 38.8K
Hey I noticed that you hold extreme fringe political views. Is it safe to assume that you're a fan of The Elder Scrolls III MORROWIND
does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual ::a deer is stuck in a fence.
Graffiti on an underpass: “IM GAY -YOU”
Kelloggs blueberry bran crunch cereal
DAMN IT I'M GONNA JERK OFF TO THIS
The Telegraph Stephen Pollard Is there anything more pathetic than a Bluesky user? The progressive version of Twitter offers a world of vicious, sneering odium that only those who see themselves as kinder humans dish out
A North American river otter “North American river otter are probably unaware of how semiconductors work”
“Please...my son. He's very sick.” A forklift carries a pallet jack
Padmé: "No, Anakin, we can't be together" The outfit that Padmé chose during this conversation: Padme looking like a snack
A hotdog dances upon hot dogs. “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor mattersl
“i will always succeed because i am insane” a horse stands atop a building
"Dude, dont you think youve had enough?" A man in a jacket covered in pockets waits at a resturant named pockets
Princess Donut. Best in dungeon.
Facebook post: Yeah man can I get the Supergirl cup with extra foreskin Cartoons On The Moon • @Cartoons... • 19h Cinépolis ha revelado su vaso de Supergirl A supergirls branded cup with inpainted silicone cape that looks like skin
A dinner for one kit with an ear of corn, a potato, unknown meat, 2 bud lights
Text conversation: H is this still avallable? Yes it is Awesome, would you take $100? JUL 01, 9:20 PM We're firm on the price Alright then thanks educed the price to $100 for 9x12 Edmund Hillary nylon tent. Well well well
“THE GUY HAD NO WEALTH, NO BICEPS, NO PECS, NOTHING. YET SHE LOVED HIM ANYWAY. BACK IN THE DAY, PEOPLE WERE SIMPLER.” A couple looks lovingly at each other. The man is clearly packing some cockmeat
Vintage book cover of a man with a gun fighting 2 bears. The man is labeled “me”. The closest bear is self doubt and the bear hes fightingnisnlabeled “this ine is just a real bear”
4 panel comic. 1. A highschool, prom night. 2. A chaperone approaches the principal. 3. “There are teens grinding on the dance floor” -chaperone. 4. A wizard and a fighter battle a slime onthe dance floor
Breaking news crawl stating that a local rock is in a great mood with a pic of a happy looking geode
an american honey pizza from @pizza featuring pepperoni, mozz, goat cheese, arugula, and mikes hot honey with a ginger berry lemonade nearby.
An &pizza sign advertising that “the dickle is back” “$12” a photo of a pickle pizza
News article: 17 year old girl reported to have cut open her exes body and climbed inside to "be apart of him" Comment: I can fix her
STOP programming computers Sand was never meant to think this is very cruel to rocks
“5 Days into meth and chill and your wallpaper gives you this look:” wall paper featuring flowers and security cameras