IYKYK ⚾ 🧡🖤 @brettbutlerisok.bsky.social Framing is a bug, not a feature
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
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SCOTUS reporter
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satan wanna put me in a bow tie | pray that the holy water don't go dry
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interact normally please. the doctors have me on blood pressure meds for a good reason
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It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
The cartoon in my profile is from 1894 and has been relevant since.
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Living on Unceded Whadjuk Land (Perth, Western Australia)
𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼 - Free Palestine!
Masto: https://mastodon.social/@pileofgarbage
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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Abominable Intelligence is Heresy!
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33 year old
ADHD
Thai Half blood
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DMs open for scams and recipes only
No age in your bio, no follow back
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New Jersey booster
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phantasmajones.net 💜 they/she. 30s. 絶対大丈夫だよ
[toxic] kaija osmote @pube.online Engaging in activity that does not violate Bluesky Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse.
Bay Area
They/Them
43
contact ---> https://www.osmote.net/contact.html
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Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social a bit of a gigglepuss
All posts guaranteed to be 100% dogshit
Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social Co-Host of Movies over My Hammy and Trek in the Valley. Comedian. Writer. Socialist. Support UNIONS. ACAB. Posts include but not limited to heavy music/comedy/weed/art/sci-fi. He/Him. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/movies-over-my-hammy/id1859822205
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Pseudo-music: @schizophonia.bsky.social
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social 
Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social 37. Musician. Internet funnywoman.
Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares
18+ posts sometimes.
I make ambient, electronic, new age & experimental music!
https://lexidarling.bandcamp.com/
Captain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network Niche internet micro celebrity | NO MINORS | Official Fredo-verse side character | He/They | 26 | Hockey, Punk, Protest | Dunkin hater residing in Dunkinland | mastodon.social/@captanarchy
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Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
brad Visibility Day @bradicality.bsky.social i'm just here to horse around. All statements and opinions are my employer's and they made me say them
☭
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#art #gamedev #godot
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social aka gooleriano. my other house is a sunken cruise ship
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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social Lobbyist for the women’s’ garment industry.
dormant aaron @downhill.bsky.social i’m just some guy don’t look at me
Rozaliya ☭ @rozaliyaa.bsky.social Communist from Florida, loves video games, cooking, microbrews, crocheting, yoga, vintage stuff, and animals.
☭ , ✡︎ and antizionist
Ask me anything: https://ngl.link/rozaliyaa2
wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social fuck off
matthew 25:45 is my entire politics
get some dignity. I am no longer asking
expert in everything
Bobo @boboispost.ing • In disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes
• Go Dodgers
• he/him
🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
~Synthpop Forever~
Sam
CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say
He/him woke 2.0
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She/Her || Just A Girl ✨
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social Fan of Art, Horror, Folklore, Mythology, History, Videogames, Music, Archery, Books, Movies, Occultism, Larping and much more
Sometimes I write, draw, paint, create many types of art and do more
26
Living in Italy
⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social description
Venis Corkunus @repugnantson.bsky.social This is where the big dog (me) comes to bury his bones (bad posts)
Muffin @montrealmuffin.bsky.social She/her
live action geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social •i have a tbi. 🫨 🧠 🫨
•i have dairy goats
•neurodivine
jess @messyjess.bsky.social an unwavering band of light
bogos binted, y'all @ceausescuspeed.run Cats, mental health, photography, mixed media art. Chronically depressed/ill. I collect memes. It's 2026 and covid is not over. Wear a mask.
Free Palestine. "Never again" means everybody.
I'm trying, I really am.
She/her // Detroit, MI // becklo.com
acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social mildly entertaining
WeebTrash ☭🏳️🌈🇵🇸 @weebtrash.comintern.social Marxist-Leninist with a dash of Maoism. Pronouns, not 100% sure but they/them and masc pronouns are ok (tho totally cis), pan.
but the future refused to change @alicedyeforme.bsky.social if you're willing to sacrifice the lives of the marginalized for your personal comfort, you are not an ally to anyone but fascists
Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social i was on a cover of poople weekly once
so i’m kind of a big deal
Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social I am 40 years old and I exist in three states: at the hardware store, about to go to the hardware store, or just came from the hardware store. She/her 🇵🇸
Discord: poemsandfungus
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social I would buy you all an ice cream cone
he/him
Bread Crumb Bum @ultracrepa.bsky.social EVP Marketing Denny’s Diner
Leon Czolgosz Stan Account
Starshark @starshark.bsky.social Australia’s best* news aggregator.
“Worse than Wapo” - New York Times
“Somehow worse than us.” - Washington Post
“No.” - Rolling Stone
“Not as bad as Olivia Reingold.” - The Free Press
* Publisher’s estimate
Updog Sinclair @greaterhuff.bsky.social Something prickly and hard to eradicate
#wifeguy
✶✶✶✶
Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com Bread for all, and roses too. 🌹
https://6ix.video/
Fey [sickmode] @sushisiren.bsky.social your favorite shitposter's 42nd favorite shitposter
(you're thinking of following an anarchist btw)