rimidar · May 31

I’m the sick sucking machine in question

jonas after dark · May 31

There are some awful Evangelion jokes I want to make

Purinos · May 31

Named after an artifact of the Daedric prince of life, who is "ruthless in her acquisitiveness" in human specimens? Seems about right.

qdot · May 31

ok what the actual fuck lurevibe

Karen · May 31

suckmaxxxing

Io Dodds 🌘🏳️‍⚧️♾️ · May 31

wtf it looks like a gundam. do they all look like this??

@weirdbr.bsky.social · May 31

At least it's a bit of an improvement compared to the Venus from Sybian, which looks like someone looked at a cow/goat milker and decided "that will do".

Commodore — Vic/Todd/& 🏳️‍⚧️ · May 31

Those aggressive "vacuum" lines are making me not want to put any body part near the orifice.

Kay Ohtie · May 31

@buttplug.engineer Design inspired by the countdown clock in NGE

Doberdog🔜Megaplex · May 31

Transformers More than meets the eye Transformers Robots in disguise

Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ · May 31

so many strokers on aliexpress feel like they should be followed up by this GIF

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ · May 31

That looks more like a vape from 2014 than a dick sucking machine

Rosavive · May 31

At first I thought this was a weird 3D printer head with multi material