Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

@captainambivalent.com

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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46 Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com

Simpsons meme, old bald man with long white beard holding a discipline paddle saying “that’s a paddlin’”
An AI phishing email using random conversation text in the preview to get past automated spam filters but also make it INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS it’s AI phishing email
Scooby-Doo style logo for Captain Ambivalent and the accordion of gold
A stair-climbing collapsible hand cart with two screens attached to the back and two bins strapped to the front with a small foot operated drum kit on top
Classic ten rarly photos of “Horse In Motion”
The fancy embossed cover of a big string-bound scrspbook, disintegrating pages peeking out around the edges
Logo for "Captain Ambivalent's Big Time Reality Show" over a logo for the Elgin (Illinois) Fringe Festival September 23-27, 20206" with a photo In a darkened room with a wood floor, a curly haired blond man wearing black shirt and pants with gold sequin cape, wrist bands, belt, and boots smiles while singing and playing accordion, a foot operated drum kit visible behind him. To the left a large pink fall guy inflatable is projected on a screen, and to the right a life size black and white photo of a banjo player in a suit and tie is projected.
In a darkened room with a wood floor, a curly haired blond man wearing black shirt and pants with gold sequin cape, wrist bands, belt, and boots smiles while singing and playing accordion, a foot operated drum kit visible behind him. To the left a large pink fall guy inflatible is projected on a screen, and to the right a life size black and white photo of a banjo player in a suit and tie.
Meme photo of aide whispering news of 9/11 attacks to George W Bush
Episode titled “Wink”
An inflatable hot pink “fall guy” waving with their left arm, against a black curtain backdrop
Magic 8-Ball answers “my sources say no”
A package of Gramma Jo’s blueberries yes I tried to joke about this last week and NOBODY liked it but I’m sure it will land better on The Lord’s Day
Fake Pertwee era Doctor Who episode titled Jo Martin is 2.5
Fake Doctor Who Matt Smith era episode title Amy and Rory are the Blink Couple
A fake Second Doctor Who epidode titled The Title Generator
Fake episode title for Enterprise, why does our ship look more advanced than later ones
Star Trek Voyager fake episode title “why do we keep meeting the sane guys”
Fake Star Trek original series episode titled “get in loser we’re going to vasquez rocks”
Fake Star Trek Next Generation episode title “Yasha’s Tar”
Star Trek iriginal series fake episode title “I’m Bladder Transfer Man”; this and the post it replies to are lyrics from The Hero Song available on captainambivalent.com
A fake Deep Space Nine episode title “Accordion Lessons”
Anakin and Padme four panel meme where he tells her “hey my great uncle was in vaudeville!” She smiles and says “not bkackface, right?” He looks silently, her face falls
Box labeled Cone Coffee Filters #2
Daffy Duck leaning back real cool with arms folded and big dark shattered glasses
Muppets Animal (on chain leash), Kermit, and Fozzie, looking quite cheerful actually
He Man and the Masters of the Universe logo but it’s Captain Ambivalent and the Accordion of Gold
Burger King logo but says Star Fleet Academy
Luke Skywalker hanging onto the Bespin catwalk in Empire Strikes back screaming NOOOOO
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” in the Donkey Kong logo style
The Norman Rockwell “Man Standing Up At Public Meeting” meme
Package of Colonel’s Favorite Jelly Beans (ftied chicken, sweet corn, gravy flavored)
Actor Tom Welling, who played Clark Kent on Smallville (which had the theme song lyrics quoted) wearing a goatee and looking exasperated
B-Movie still of Zombie hand sticking out of its grave
A poster for the movie musical Carousel, not the Bluesky feature withdrawn within hours of rollout due to user feedback
A wrapped candy labeled “Fruit Chews vanilla” but vanilla isn’t a fruit???
Book cover: Advanced OS/2 Programming
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From Doctor Strangelove, President Merkin listens thoughtfully as General Buck Turgington enthusiastically explains his vision to preserve humanity from nuclear war in mineshafts, which would require a handful of men to "breed prodigiously" with multiple women selected for youth and attractiveness
Colonel Sanders grimly wielding a lightsaber as a The Phantom Menace promotional tie-in
Lord Juiblex post: “There was a dumpster full of rotting bacon behind a slaughterhouse. It birthed him. He crawled out of the rotting pig meat, a baby of filth. The very act of rot caused him to come into being.” followed immediately by James Damron post: “Anyone else miss hot dogs and boxed mac and cheese?”
blue text: serve the public; red text: not the pedos
Six Oomoa Loompas doing a dance, arms alternately raised and lowered
From Young Frankenstein, a brain in a bowl full of liquid labeled “Do not use this brain! Abnormal”
A monster in a curling pointed hat with a curling pointed bird perched on top, looks at a dripping eyeball it has plucked with long skinny white fingers from its own grinning bone white face with spiky chin teeth and nose
A selfie of a guy holding a freshly opened pack of “Colonel’s Favorite Jelly Beans” (fried chicken, sweet corn, and gravy flavors) under his nose with eyebrows raised
The new Eurovision mascot Lumo, a disturbing inverted pyramid shaped creature with extremely wide spaced bulging eyes, centered lips, no nose, and shaggy auburn hair
From The Matrix, Agent Smith dodging by making side to side multiples of himself looking kind of like the rack of mugs in the op
From Doctor Strangelove, zooming out on doodles of Purity Of Essence
Screenshot of “I’ll never learn how to spell diaherrea” and “Nevermind I thought you said iconic” separated by “View full thread”
From Doctor Strangelove, Slim Pickins riding the atomic bomb that will set off nuclear armageddon, waving his cowboy hat and hollering yeee-haw
a box of Drake's Ring Dings Freshness guaranteed cream-filled chocolate coated chocolate cakes
Giant parkour aura rats in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo
Mario
A cat standing straddling the lower and upper keyboards of an organ
The Hydra logo
Before: raising frosty-dipped fries toward my mouth apprehensively
Zero Wing cut screen showing evil cyborg cats singing lyrics from the musical Cats: Memory all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then
Peter Sellars as Inspector Clouseau, holding a magnifying glass up to one eye as a monocle
Style-in Logic Volume hair spray