🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)

@catfag.bsky.social

292 Followers 221 Following

• Transfem, polyam, autistic, etc. • 24 years old, sadly. • Unstable sometimes, sorry. • Primarily t4t • I am just a cat. Treat me like one. ΘΔ • No minors, please. • Main: @dioptasesystem.bsky.social • Pfp by my girlfriend: @perfectsystemdx.bsky.social

French puppygirls will really just say some shit like: Oui oui, j'aime beaucoup l'inceste et la kétamine, hon hon hon. And that's so fucking cool honestly.
Poorly drawn comic in which Walter White says "do you want us to make like. [Canada flag] meth. what." Gus smirks and silently walks away, as Jesse is on a ladder in the background.
"Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say 'Try Not To Cum,' but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design." —Shigeru Miyamoto On his revolutionary career at Nintendo Clickhole
#1 Pit sweat
A screenshot of a Tumblr post. User harbinger-of-the-defiled-heiress posts: "i hate when people are like "i really understand what it's like to be Prey... to look up in the jaws of a predator and know it's my purpose to be Consumed..." like bitch no, prey runs away, you're some other shit" User maisiepup quote posts: "i know what its like to be Burger [burger emoji]...."
2017x in his shattered form says "how cold..."
A character consisting of a pink ball head, a pink ball body, 2 pink ball hands, and 2 pink ball feet, all detached from each other and floating.
A screenshot of a youtube video titled "Unbeatable |ARCH MIX|". The top comment reads "BOWSER'S PART!! [Two fire emojis] [Two speaking emojis]" The comment in question is circled, with an arrow pointing from it to an image of Bowser Fart Gif.
A chart ranging from annoying to endearing, edited to look like a face.
As far as I'm concerned, all ear is sexdoll type hole
A picture from the Madou Monogatari 1-2-3 PC-98 manual, containing a list of what not to do to a floppy disk, including: Sun, Liquid, Shock, Disjoint, Touch, and Magnetism. Each of these has an illustration of a floppy disk character being harmed by the respective hazard.
You are an: Elite Quiz Overlord Wonderful job, kitty! You made it through 30 questions and proved your devotion to my bullshit. (Smiling emoji) Dogspotter Extraordinare, Behaves Unprofessionally, Creamy Kitty, No Mayo, Breakfast Non-Believer, Kinky, Creature (smile), Neil Cicierega Fan, Pumped Up The Jam, Pirate, Yiffy, 1, Feet-Aware
Message from Emily Dioptase: what if sonic.exe was called sonic.freaky and he had sex With Bill Clinton idk
A comment on the Rule 34 website from user jellogurl: was loving this and was gonna make an "i need this" comment but some loud ass thunder happened and honestly it freaked me the fuck out guys i'm not even gonna lie
Two posts from Emily Dioptase. (@dioptaseystem.bsky.social) The first reads: THATS A PENIS! The second reads: That's a fucking peenis weenis. No fucking way. They actually. They penis. They penised. That's pee. That's paneis. They made a pebis. What the fuck
ashes2caches posts: perhaps the evil princess of darkness is just misunderstood. maybe if we suck on her balls and penis she'll stop being evil. we should at least give it a try.
A keyboard with the letters T and Z next to each other
Steam profile for SCARY and EVIL (me)
A Word Cloud by bskyinsights.com, showing my most frequently used words on Bluesky. My top 10 words are: just (100), not (76), need (71), fucking (69), dont (64), really (60), will (54), girl (52), meow (51), want (48)
I woke up with a Homer! I woke up with a Marge Simpson!
Spider Man holding back a bus, stopping it from hitting a kid.
Starlow looking sad. Text in the background is a constantly repeating loop of the "get pregnant" copypasta.
Deltarune textbox that says "Good. Get fatter"
Blinking Block
Soggy Cat
Mario raising his fist heroically
Images conveying stress, each of which says "I just need to draw porn"
Filled out "autistic loser bingo" card
A poorly drawn Purple Guy
Dr Robotnik is sad and says "oh no'
Low quality image of Mario saying "I want bees"
A graph with two axes. The x axis reads "want to be", and the y axis reads "want to be with".
Sad Vaporeon
Person wearing shirt that says "I heart creepypasta" says "I've been getting into Mario 85 lately". Person wearing shirt that says "I fuck MX" says "As have I".
BigJB21 says "god I wish that were me"
Tennis ball screaming in excitement
"Girls kissing but one of the girls is the mentor of Beerus, call that whiscon."
Troll from Trolls is angry