MariedeGournay @mariedegournay.bsky.social English Teacher and inveterate replier and retweeter who doesn't want to be the main character of the day.
Tony @elgecko.bsky.social artist and pizzatarian | he/him
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Beeotch @eggs2pricey.bsky.social Girl and dog mom. Potty mouthed, left leaning and ready to resist.
Cat the Brat from Kap @brothercfromkap.bsky.social 🇨🇦 Proud left-leaning Canadian. Music, film, and nature lover. Litigator, mediator, and boy-mom. Bob IS my uncle!
CapeCodCritter @capecodcritter.bsky.social Retired FL Blue Dot, husband, father, grandpa, brother, traveler, cruiser, USAF VietVet, LGBTQ+ ally, antique Murano glass collector.
Rabid Hedgehog @mindfulhedgehog.bsky.social Former Marine Corps crayon-eater turned healthcare worker.
Overly fond of whimsy, mostly feral, nocturnal, soft squishy underbelly, prone to rolling into a ball.
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
sophia ♥️ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social From Ohio with ehh • he/they
blog: https://txtbased.media
the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
@neurodeverdant.bsky.social @neurodeverdant.bsky.social
🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social
Bios are overrated just like sleep.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xtwlmhhwp4llw4uxlqewuqr2/feed/aaafydvcmgdx4
zomp @iamzomp.bsky.social Canadian First Nations education. Canada/Slovakia. The colour zomp is a combination of green and cyan. I was zomp before it was a colour.
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
Michele 🇨🇦 @micheled.bsky.social Keep laughing. And watch the hockey. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mlxbel5wxuyyfqcrnwxp2kb3/feed/aaacuaynbhqzo
𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social 45 earth years • socialist • #feminist • 🏳️🌈 • #atheist • 420 • 📸 • former role model • 🎮 • pacifist ☮️ • plant nerd 🌱 • #adoptee • absolutely 🚫 AI • 🖕🏻🧊 • #altbabes
https://stardustandcyanide.me/my-links
✨I only reply to DMs on OnlyFans and Fansly✨
🔞 MDNI
garlic (not a man) @childlessgambino.bsky.social spitting off the edge of the world
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
📍 ATX
🇵🇸🍉
https://linktr.ee/nansome
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Ladybug Prozac Edition 💊 @ladybuglane.bsky.social PFP ALT: purple flower with ladybug
Banner ALT: red w/black dots here to disassociate & shit post
I need to disassociate from everything in order to survive / say wtf way too much / over being a responsible adult / running away to let the moss reclaim me
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander.
It's probably perimenopause
Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social Re-evaluate your analysis lest you eventuate in dialysis.
Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social psych bedroom noise pop alt hip hop music at https://cashlin.bandcamp.com
I also draw/paint/illustrate sometimes
Also like to shitpost and share memes
Ahoy lets have fun
@CashlinRap on twit and insta
MiserableX @onlytoad.bsky.social Old, run-down punk rock kid from up Cleveland way, banished to the bywaters of Cincinnati.
Angry Buddhist, Failed Artist, Co-parenting dad.
Riddled with chronic illness, Major Depressive Disorder, & Leftist Ideology, and just managing to keep myself alive.
St Louis Atheists @stlouisatheists.bsky.social "If you wish to make apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe" Carl Sagan @rsslmo.bsky.social @atheists.org @ffrf.org @nickfish.me @ethicalstl.org @riatheists.bsky.social ⚛️ 📚💙🐕 🚭 Team Site
Fat Gandalf @unfrgvn2.bsky.social Angry Atheist Antifa Asshole Artist | SS/SSI 3D C4D/PS
Yodamonkey @yodamonkey2.bsky.social Avid Blue democracy supporter and hater of The Orange Orangutan! . I follow back 100%. I LOVE people and Kindness. Latest Book is out now. https://olympiapublishers.com/book/screaming-into-the-darkness Followed by Mark Hamill & Morgan Fairchild #Blues
Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social Jane Austen is my patronus. I write about women dealing with shit and they all love to laugh. She/her.
https://marynoonwrites.com/
Just Asking @clayman2.bsky.social How many more days until we get the fat felon out of office?
Alice @darlenepruitt.bsky.social Your opinion
Lucy’s Mama @lucygirl2011.bsky.social 50 something year old lifelong & FOREVER Democrat.💙💙💙💙💙
🚫DM’s, 🚫PORN 🚫 NUDITY 🚫MAGA
This is Niv @niv64.bsky.social Aquarius | Mom | Grandma
Pro-democracy. Pro-truth.
Not neutral. Not silent. Not backing down.
Kristi Mae @krismaer.bsky.social Old lady who can't stop fighting the injustice. If it smells bad throw it out!
Happily married not looking for hookups.
Ben @thebeedub.bsky.social dogs - records - munchies
still searching for a sock I lost in 1996
Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social She/her
Earth Care, People Care, Fair Share
Community over corporations.
People over profit.
Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social These hips don’t lie
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Terry Trueman @ttrueman.bsky.social Award-winning author, father & grandfather, Wikipedia, or Google. Trueman & Triola Newsletter, Just Weighing. Spokane WA. 78, loves his wife & life; not looking for love, etc. will Re to DMs. I'm FAR left & impractical. No bio/No posts, why would I fol?
EarthMother30 🇨🇦🍁️🌈🌎☮️🕊️🦋 @earthmother30.bsky.social Feminist mom of 3 ace kids, nurse. I worry about the my kids' future, want them to learn to be decent, capable, loving people. And a goofy husband who still rocks my boat! Heartbroken about Gaza, Sudan, the Ukraine, try to help refugees.
Lancerazz @lancerazz.bsky.social I like music movies anime video games sports gardening Art yoga walking mindfulness and I’m here for Photography...
I hope to make a lot more online friends to share pictures with! I am happily married…
And I listen to Coast to Coast
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla. Running from something or toward something.
I was born in the wagon of a travelling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw
https://bsky.app/profile/vicsvaporub.bsky.social/feed/aaahkygmyyadq
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
Andrea, Woman of Tomorrow 🏳️⚧️ @sbandrea22.bsky.social 18+. She/Her. The Future Is Full Of Stars. 🏳️⚧️
Ciggy Pop @ciggypop.bsky.social
Haloed & Hale
Oscar with a C @oscarwithac.bsky.social Whatever the male version of resting bitch face is, I have that.
Oh, and I’m short.
lizzo @lizzobeeating.bsky.social THIS IS MY ONLY PAGE ON BLUESKY - ANYONE ELSE IS A FAKE PAGE!
dave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jt4og2xl6x6az3a4pr6am67a/feed/aaaewlcls2v4i
linktr.ee/dave_tothe_k
Suzie @motherofbears.bsky.social I would like to cancel my subscription to adulthood, please. It's just not working out for me.
She/her
Olga @0506oli.bsky.social Love photography and painting. All pictures are mine 🎨📸
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching♥️
Gerard Way
GirlRebuilt 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @girlrebuilt.bsky.social Mom to humans & cats. DV survivor. Goth. Writer. Music Junkie. Pain + illness warrior 🥄. 🏳️🌈 ally. Photographer. Member of East Coast Kin. Join me in my amusement park of misadventures... it's dark in here, so I'm searching for the light.
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social
⛧Dracula Rydén⛧ @eeriedearie.bsky.social Charmigt as, introvert ångestgoblin, djupt obehaglig satanist, liten ångvält, meme-harvester, gotländska. I den ordningen. 🏳️🌈 🐝
avgJones @avgjones.bsky.social Good vibes or GTFO
Jazz Cat ~ 💥Joy O Joy💥 @katzinjammies.bsky.social Formerly ❤️Joy O Joy❤️ on Twitter~ #BlueCrew/ Cat Servant/ Happily Married To My Best Friend/ Animal Lover/Autism/ Georgia Bulldogs/ Iowa Hawkeyes/Yellow Dog Democrat/ Dump Trump! 🔥🚫No DMs Unless You're #GlennKirschner or #RINGO STARR❤️
Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social Keep it on & poppin
Church
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagz72go6z42
💙💙WayneorShine ♌️🌦️☀️🏳️🌈 @itswayneorshine.bsky.social 📍Alabama 🔵. Progressive Gen X Nerd 🤓, Meteorologist 🌪️, Personal Shine Coach ☀️, Musician 🎶, #Enneagram 9 ♾️, #INFP #TeamPete2028 #GenX #introvert #bluecrew https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fvxuwge6nu4qkeyjvggdmlbt/lists/3llz3fq6ihy2v
Sheisty @sheisty.bsky.social
Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
Silent Monk @monjesilencioso.bsky.social
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social Jaded perimenopausal spinster. I don’t do drugs.
Audree Heartburn @audreeheartburn.bsky.social Not Audrey Hepburn yet.
@darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social Anti fascist
Anti ICE goons
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social sr art director. experimental artist. chaotic good. she/her. https://linktr.ee/_yeeeerika
CoisGPT @coisbackeljau.bsky.social Ien wa vur ne weireld leive waai na faatelijk.
Geen supporter van eender welke partij of politicus, of voetbalploeg, of vlag.
Ook op: http://mastodon.nz/@coisbackeljau of https://twitter.com/swabackerjau
BamaMike @bamamike1104.bsky.social Love classic rock and hate trump
Skeeter McGavin from golf movie @dogrespecter.bsky.social Daloy Polizei from birdapp 𓁛𓁜𓁝𓁞𓁟𓁮𓁳
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
Ritley @ridley.bsky.social Fuck trump Go Noles #NAFO
nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social I slit my wrists and created the universe ✨️
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
🥴 @freq111.bsky.social boasting on roasted toast
🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social ⚠️ I don’t wear pants.
My stuff - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmprg2xdabkf4boghkxo7qgd/feed/aaafqkeih4m4w
Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social Just a dumb cowboy at heart
Bat enthusiast 🦇
Art, history, and art history
Jewish disabled leftist Texan
They/she
Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social Author from Southern California. Formerly Hyde, previous Wordwizard, current Lovecraftian mad god.
He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaojsl3rtwa2 Link created by: @beaveinflow.bsky.social
Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
Melani Robinson @melanirobinson.bsky.social Writer | #BLM | #LGBTQIA2S+ | #ReproductiveRights | #SlavaUkraini | Lifelong Dem | I spent two years in Russia. It was awful. Story pinned below.
www.melanirobinson.com
Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
It's TheGirlPie! @thegirlpie.bsky.social Caustic encourager, busy procrastinator, natural blonde, and grateful you're so smart/funny/attractive~ (since '08 and still!)
drinkbuckfast @drinkbuckfast.bsky.social
Kaydee @kaydeeartist.bsky.social Graphic Artist (she/her)
LGBTQ+ family | DEI | BLM | Womens Rights
[DNI Fascists | MAGA]
Honored to be followed by Mark Hamill
Wait a minute this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
*DM for Bluesky backup group on Signal
Denim @denim22.bsky.social Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social Not exactly nailing it 🌈
Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social SATX-based writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
Avatar by @catie.bsky.social
Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social 🌾For a time like this, iPost
Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg
The Card @thecard.bsky.social Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
https://ko-fi.com/thecard
Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social Early childhood career coach specializing in chimney maintenance and mineral extraction.
Snail.
Zef ⏾ comms open ִ ࣪𖤐 @kzef.bsky.social 21+ only- '94
#1 killua stan -nb 🍁🇵🇰
Free palestine 🇵🇸
Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns