Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · Dec 15

Disaster! Our holiday performance of Cats With Bat'leths has been cancelled after rumors of a "Butthole" version spread and parents complained! I refuse to sacrifice my artistic vision, let alone anatomical accuracy.

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Capt. Josi Ferys🦋 · Dec 15

And I just got my costume!

Roger Bryant · Dec 16

@klingonpopwarrior.com please let there be a version of this in the original Klingon....

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McGuffin · Dec 16

Now I'm picturing a Klingon version of _Alice in Wonderland_, where only the Cheshire Cat's bat'leth remains when he disappears.

James/BarelyB 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 · Dec 15

You didn't call it Cat'leths?

David Ryan · Dec 15

Were there any complaints from Caitian officers over cultural appropriation or lack of butthole accuracy?

Paul Dobson · Dec 15

You need to write your own musical now. Dogs with d'k tahgs.

Kara Amens 🏳️‍🌈 · Dec 15

You know how long I practiced arching my back for scritches??

The ol' ALFer · Dec 15

I think I've made my position abundantly clear.

Scougs the Summertime Madness Cat · Dec 15

HEY! I am a cat! Where's my Bat'leth!?

8one6 · Dec 15

Cat'leths was right there.

Dr. Mala Sloan (Star Trek RP) · Dec 16

Man I can't wait for their version of Growl Tiger

The Madman he/him · Dec 15

GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOLES!

Lots42 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 · Dec 16

I've been trying to get into character.

Lots42 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 · Dec 15

So...I should put on my pants now?

Donovan LeDoux · Dec 23

We shaved so many cats to make the costumes, too...

Intendant Kira Nerys · Dec 15

Never let feeble minds diminish you, Gowron. I completely respect your decision.