Creative Wronging

@creativewronging.bsky.social

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He/Him, former Special Ed & Creative Writing teacher, freelance #TTRPG & #OSR writer. Writing comms/DMs open! Contributor: Tombpunk, The Lands Remaining Blog: @ https://ko-fi.com/creativewronging My TTRPG zines: @ https://creative-wronging.itch.io

Don Draper drunk pitching Mad Men meme
Draft cover of my Appendix N Game Jam adventure, "Living Idols of the Gloam-Waste". It features art of a mummified figure sitting cross-legged, holding flowers, in a roadside concrete shrine. The sky behind it is gloaming dark, cloudy blues & deep pink, but not quite night. Art by Goran Gligovic ( @gorangligovic.bsky.social ). There is a filter over the image that makes it look like an aged & well-handled book cover. A vibrant pink sticker on the top right reads "APNDX N July 2026" in black text. All other text is white. The title on top "Living Idols of the Gloam-Waste" in Blackmoon Quest font. "A folk-horror Myth for Mythic Bastionland by Creative Wronging" at the bottom in Blackmoon & Lombardia, besides my Wizard Knight logo. And finally a small print tagline at the middle left reading "A twilight fright for honored Knights" in Blackmoon & Lombardia
8 separate example fonts, white text against a dark dark green-brown background. Each says "Living Idols of the Gloam-Waste". The titled fonts, all by Darrell Flood ( @hawtpixel.bsky.social ), are numbered: 1. Blackmoon Quest 2. Dragon Slayer 3. Ghastly 4. Ghost Stories Deluxe 5. Metal Mania 6. Shadowkingz 7. Space Shards 8. Vampire Wars
Figma 3 color palette. Top color: hex color 232323 (super dark green, that is almost dark brown) Middle: hex color 084162 (dark blue) Bottom: hex color 602E50 (dark, purplish pink)
Screenshot from Unicorn Overlord of Liza (Arbalist) sitting on the ground in disguise as a Merchant saying "She's huge." Scarlett (Priestess) says "Oh!" in surprise. Both are referring to, and looking up at, a massive Amazon of a woman in armor that covers all but her thighs (Amalia, the Dreadnought)
Pic of a tray of chicken kebab skewers with bell peppers & onions, marinated in "Hawaiian style" marinade
3 panels from Mignola's Hellboy. Panel 1 (green): Abe Sapian asking "Is that a monkey?" Panel 2 (red): Hellboy yelling "He's got a gun!" Panel 3 (yellow): Monkey smiling & blasting a revolver. Huge sound effects reading "BLAM BLAM"
Trio of Father's Day gifts sitting on a cranberry red couch. Left to right, they are: 1. TTRPG zine for The Chaos Crier Issue 1 for Black Sword Hack 2. Black Sword Hack Ultimate Chaos Edition by Alexandre "Kobayashi" Jeannette, covers of both by Goran Gligovic in classic Sword & Sorcery style 3. A canvas painting by my 6yo son. A stenciled dad throwing a kid into the air in blue paint, against a splotchy green & yellow background. Fancy blue traced text reads "Happy Father's Day". There is a poem stapled to the back, and he signed his name
Gold & white text over a black background, with blue blood splatter & white art of a pair of identical Hand Scythes. Text reads: Last Sight A bonded pair, forged in a dark place, and reeking of the sea, these weapons' sinister aura intimidates those who have never known the pleasure of taking a life. This Hand Scythe (d8, may be thrown) turns the wielder's eyes into pitch black orbs, granting sight in the darkest of conditions- even underwater. This Hand Scythe may also be used to pin another living thing's shadow in place, by piercing a surface it is projected upon. The living being that shadow belongs to is now similarly frozen as well, for the duration of the piercing. Once used in this way for the 1st time, the wielder of Last Sight's bonded paired Hand Scythe (see next page) is immediately alerted to your current location, and is notified again on each successive use until the pair is reunited. Inspired by "Black Eyes" by David Wirsig Chosen by Arcane Flame When both Hand Scythes that make up Last Sight are wielded by the same individual, the damage of each is increased to (d10), and the wielder may roll on the following table to determine the 2nd Hand Scythe's ability: 1. Skin toughens, granting a passive bonus to armor or damage reduction 2. You now move in total silence whilst this weapon is drawn. 3. The ability to smell blood in the air or water for up to 1 mile away, including the direction & source, if known to you. 4. The ability to breathe underwater as long as you remain in motion.
Red-Headed Woodpecker, bright red head, beady eyes, black & white wings with white belly
Screencap of all 34 Pathfinder booklets together. In total, they are: -PF Chronicles Cities of Golarion -PF Chronicles NPC Guide -PF Module Tomb of the Iron Medusa Campaign Settings: -Concordance of Rivals -Darklands Revisited -Distant Realms -Faiths of Golarion -Inner Sea NPC Codex -Inner Sea Temples -Isles of the Shackles -Lands of Conflict -Nidal, Land of Shadows -Pathfinder Society Field Guide -Qadira, Jewel of the East -Sandpoint, Light of the Lost Coast -Ships of the Inner Sea -Taldor, the First Empire -Tombs of Golarion -Towns of the Inner Sea Player Companions: -Advanced Class Origins -Agents of Evil -Antihero's Handbook -Blood of the Ancients -Blood of the Moon -Chronicle of Legends -Disciple's Doctrine -Elemental Master's Handbook -Heroes from the Fringe -Heroes of Golarion -People of the Wastes -Pirates of the Inner Sea -Plane-Hopper's Handbook -Ranged Tactics Toolbox -Wilderness Origins Asking $700 (+ shipping) for all 34
Cover of the TTRPG book "Realis" by Austin Walker & Tyler Crumrine. The art is by Conner Fawcett & resembles a rustic Renaissance era woodcut engraving in ruddy earth tones. It shows an astronomical diagram of Realis & its moons, alongside the Corpse Sun
Overhead photo of a 2-sided hotpot setup. Left side spicy, right side satay. Floating within are bok choy, enoki mushrooms, fried tofu, beef shabu shabu, fishcakes, lobster balls, & pickles. Around the pot are bowls, chopsticks, utensils, dipping sauces, white rice, & sodas
Inside page from Issue 3 of the comic "Rain Like Hammers" by Brandon Graham. The image shows a multilevel sci-fi structure in gray, with U-shaped flowing text in a ruddy-to-white tone. Each new sentence is another word bubble, ascending the shape of the image. The text reads: "Up. Up above the false sky. A hundred levels up. Up. Up past an ivory-glass palace grown into the shape of its lord's own genitals. Up past long-abandoned levels, now only used to hunt the descendants of defeated enemies. Up past utopian garden mazes. Up past neurotransmitter pools. Up. Up. Up. Up."
Pan filled with a mash of leftovers all cooked together; pan seared chicken breast, 5 scrambled eggs, & french fries, with diced onions, carrots, green beans, peas, & corn
Spread of 10 Pathfinder booklets. Left to right, top row, then bottom, they are: -Pathfinder Chronicles Cities of Golarion -Pathfinder Chronicles NPC Guide -Pathfinder Module Tomb of the Iron Medusa, then the Campaign Settings: -Concordance of Rivals -Darklands Revisited -Distant Realms -Faiths of Golarion -Inner Sea NPC Codex -Inner Sea Temples -Isles of the Shackles
The CMON (Cool Mini Or Not) Annuals art books, splayed out to see their covers. Pictured are 7 volumes, every year from 2008-2014
Cover I made for the charity bundle EXCLUSIVE solo game by Hodag RPG. It is all black, with a dark image of an Eco-Truck driving at night, lit only by the soft glow of it's orange headlights & brake lights. Red & aqua blue text, in a digital clock face font, reads: "Night Circuit 03:09am, a nocturnal journaling game by HodagRPG"
Cover I made for the charity bundle EXCLUSIVE solo game by Hodag RPG. It is all black, with a dark image of an Eco-Truck driving at night, lit only by the soft glow of it's orange headlights & brake lights. Red & aqua blue text, in a digital clock face font, reads: "Night Circuit 03:09am, a nocturnal journaling game by HodagRPG"
Meme of Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester from Glee, modified poorly to say: "I am going to create a green slime that is so obedient"
Pic of 4 Free Comic Book Day comics spread out. L-R, they are: Conan: Tides of the Tyrant King DC Universe & Sonic the Hedgehog Street Fighter Forever Ultimate Oz Universe
Page from Dr. Seuss' "The Foot Book" showing a clown walking happily. Text says "Here come clown feet"
3 zines arranged on a chair, Left to right: "The Cult of Dreams: A Fantasy Journal" by Oscar Westberg "Fantasy Items for the Adventurer" by Oscar Westberg "A Dream of Swords" by Chris Schweizer
Pic of the two-seater toilet for lovers
Red book cover with black & white text. The title is "When Violence is the Answer: Learning How to Do What it Takes When Your Life is at Stake" by Tim Larkin
Bootleg, off-label Mario knockoff block toys resembling (L-R) Donkey Kong, Bowser, Mario, & Luigi.
Screenshot of Bluesky Android app UI showing a post with 3 replies, none of which have loaded whatsoever, and the like icon is red, even though I had previously pressed it
My hand holding a Lite-Brite tablet containing 7x6 piece abstract white, pink, & yellow pixel-y art of Hello Kitty made by my 4yo daughter
Dinner served in a tower presentation at the Colombian restaurant. Top row is sausage & pork skins, middle a bowl of beans, bottom grilled steaks, rice, egg, avocado, corn cake, & plantains
Page from an upcoming TTRPG zine by me. There is yellow, teal, pink, purple, orange, & black art by Jason Song Quinn of a grungy, anxious Wizard with a pointy pink hat. The left side of his body is turning into a teal beetle & he is throwing random crap from his pockets, including Death brand cigarettes, a severed monster claw, & a leaking potion bottle. Below him is his familiar, labeled "Grumbo", a pink Chihuahua-Chimera with the hind legs of a chicken and a scorpion's tail. Its expression is blank as it chews on a dead yellow bird. Graffiti-styled text on top reads "(D8), (D4)" color coordinated to 2 roll tables. The D8 table for Names reads: "1-Yurga, 2-Jibri, 3-Klikan, 4-Crado, 5-Zirrhoda, 6-Czesel, 7-Gurnick, 8-Emregh" The D4 table for Titles reads: "1-Chittering Rage: insects deal additional damage 2-Chitinous Garbomancer: armor increased by 2 grades 3-Junk-Claw: uses an additional bauble each turn 4-Critter-Keeper: additional Grumbo familiar named Gimli"
2 finished curry BBQ crusted bone-in pork loins, fried on my stovetop in a tiny bit of olive oil. The aroma is overwhelming & the taste is close to Guyanese cuisine
Pic of stovetop. On it is a bowl of olive oil with a brush, another bowl filled with a BBQ spice dry rub mix, and a plate of raw bone-in pork loins. This is the prep.
Famous Reddit photo of a bearded white guy wearing a shirt featuring a large photorealistic pic of a pug's face. I have added text in the upper left corner reading "DLSS 5 OFF"
Cover of the TTRPG zine "The Rook & the Crook" by Taron Pounds, cover art by Alexey Gorboot. It features 2 towers twisting around one another. One is white brick with stained glass windows & blue flame coming out of the top. The other is black, covered in red & white psychedelic eyes. On top, it has a smiling Jack O'Lantern style face, and is wearing a Witch's hat
Book cover of "My Life as a Colombian Revolutionary: Reflections of a Former Guerrillera" by Maria Eugenia Vásquez Perdomo
Word bubble meme of Trump's dipshit EPA Secretary Lee Zeldin saying the quoted skeet below
Screenshot of an Indeed job listing for a part-time Personal Effects Specialist at Dover Air Force Base
Photo of the LED driveway path lights on my lawn. Their height is 18 inches. The snow from the blizzard here in NY towers over it
Meme of an older, mustachioed Hispanic man in a red plaid shirt about to dramatically slam a playing card onto a table. There are two other men, one in a blue & white striped shirt looking on and smiling. The man in red is labeled "Yo" ["me" in Spanish] and the card he is about to slam is labeled "El problema es el capitalismo" [Spanish for "the problem is capitalism"]
Pic of a Shaman King TCG Summoner card for Jun, a woman in a qipao holding paper talismans
Cover of Bodie H's choose-your-own-adventure zine, "Mystery Under Magi-Mart", a retail dungeon. Next to it is a sticker featuring a smiling green Goblin & text over its big forehead reading "Goblin Lover"
Meme of an excited guy labeled "The Audience" holding a fork & knife in front of a table saying "Holy shit! Two cakes!". The table has a normal cake & an extravagant cake on it
Screenshot of a Shaun (@shaun_vids) tweet that says: "Brigaded by the vile trolls again, simply for deliberately provoking them with lies and insults" 6:45pm, 1/27/2020
Paper lantern hanging in my house. It is red with gold tassels, and features an image of the red Fire Horse surrounded by white flowers
Clip from "Nathan For You" of the pet memorial service dog sketch. He says "so sorry I died"
Screenshot from my cell phone's Notes app. It reads: "Just woke up from a dream where I was narrating an ad for a Cyberpunk MMO with Goof Troop aesthetics. There was a feature where you took your PC's pic at the casino after winning & it would get randomly put into other players' loading screens. The VO said: "I'm gonna make a Blorbo" showing a smiling lady who was essentially femme PJ. "I'm gonna make her a Republican", flash to same character, now wearing a gray tac-vest & futuristic shades sitting on a dingy couch covered in stacks of cash. "To fight the system! Or... not", same character, kitted up with cyber-ware, just executing a sleeping homeless guy, as a sidequest notification pinged "+$100!"'
Screenshot #2 from the quoted skeet below. Hundreds of itchio game covers are shown in 14 rows. My game "Scumbags & Stories" is circled in red, row 12, column 3
Plate of cupcakes with purple frosting and round sprinkles, in purple, black, blue, & green
Tweet from Dr. Richard Fellatio, PhD ( @MildCuthbert ) that reads: "My son just looked at the television and said ‘Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?’ He’s a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much." 4:09am 6/4/2020
Japanese VA video of Sailor Mars burning a bunch of cloned cops, with hilarious, but inaccurate, ACAB English subtitles
Old school style illustration of a frog in a jaunty lil outfit catching butterflies with a net. Grammatically incorrect meme text says " *Youy're "
Screenshot showing no search results for "genocide" from Jane Kleeb's ( @janekleeb.bsky.social ) skeets
Tweet by Pen't's'll Veiny Of (@woodmuffin) that reads: "Hey nerd that's a nice article you're writing. It would look great in The Atlantic *grabs manuscript and tosses it in the ocean* hahaha" 1201, 4/3/2014
Before! 4 lbs Peanut M&M's bucket, empty, with stickers
Communist Bugs Bunny meme that says "Our wife"
Pic of my TV screen, playing Metaphor ReFantazio for PS5. My character is speaking to Catherina, a pink-haired Paripus (foxgirl) Brawler. She says "Plan's not half bad, no? We knock 'em off their mounds of money and use that to raise the poor up."
Plate showing 2 slices of naan bread, covered in shabu shabu beef, lettuce, onion, purple cabbage, & shredded pickles
Twitter screenshot Matt Walsh: "I would kill every ape in the world to save one Human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks." K. Thor Jensen reply: "would you suck every ape's dick to save one Human?"
Deep pan filled with diced chicken breast, potatoes, bell peppers, onions, & scrambled eggs. Seasoned with Italian herbs, off-brand adobo, & dried red pepper flakes. All will be served on top of a bowl of white rice
Pic of a finished 10 lbs Christmas ham, festooned in cherries & pineapple rings held in place with toothpicks, coated in a cinnamon cherry pineapple juice glaze