DarthYoshiBoy

@darthyoshi.com

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(He/Him) Player of video games, lover of books, Dungeons and Dragons nerd, Techy guy, father, and husband. Also: https://mastodon.social/@DarthYoshiBoy

Score 33932, average 98.11, 1% lows 70.20. Ultra settings, no ray tracing. I can't tell you how dull and flat the prebaked lighting and reflections look though, I'm still pushing over 60fps on Ultra with RT, I'll do that.
An Excellent rating and a score of 29,480 with average FPS of 85.29 and 1% lows FPS of 66.78 at 4k with Ultra settings and High Ray Tracing (which is why the screen says Custom rather than Ultra, and it looks amazing!)
A comic in four panels representing the scene from Hogfather by Terry Pratchett where Death is playing the Hogfather and giving out Hogswatch gifts at Crumley's toy shop. Panel one - Concerned woman: You can't giver her that! It's not safe! [A little girl is delightedly walking away from Death and the woman with a massive sword] Panel two - Death: IT'S A SWORD, THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. Panel three - Crumley: She's a child! Panel three - Death: IT'S EDUCATIONAL. Panel three - Crumley: What if she cuts herself? Panel four - Death: THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
A stupid Reddit meme that says "Someone is drowning. You try to save him, but in panic, he pulls you down with him into deep water. Help carefully." over and image of a hand reaching towards another hand under water.
The Jason Figured it Out meme from The Good Place with all instances of Jason replaced with Utah. "Utah figured it out? Utah? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
About the iOS File System The iOS file system is geared toward apps running on their own. To keep the system simple, users of iOS devices do not have direct access to the file system and apps are expected to follow this convention.
Your AEOK JND 0.0036 Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard JND of 002. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate. | Share result | Again. I can do better. | Read the post about this.
A man in a suit giving a "reporter" money so they'll say what he wants them to say.
Scene from Firefly where Mal says "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Then he lightly stabs his opponent and says "Guess I'm just a good man." After which he stabs his opponent again and says "Well, I'm alright."
The original Watermelon colored Nintendo 64 controller.
A paragraph from SNES Omnibus Volume 2 page 17, which claims that the game NBA Jam: Tournament Edition is Super NES Mouse Compatible.
A Bluesky pop-up advertising a new beta feature. Beta Feature LIVE Eric @esb.lol - 5m Hello! I'm live on Twitch, and I'm testing Bluesky's latest feature too! Show when you're live Streaming on Twitch? Set your live status on Bluesky to add a badge to your avatar. Tapping it takes people straight to your stream.
"They came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up."
The "Just hook it to my veins!" meme from The Simpsons.
Right to jail. Right away.
Manousos Oviedo from episode 7 of season 1 of Pluribus
STEAM REPLAY 2025 52 Games Played 268 Achievements 240 Sessions 37 New Games Most Played Games: BY % OF PLAYTIME Metaphor Refantazio - 14% Ball X Pit - 11% Stellar Blade - 11% Final Fantasy VI - 9% Final Fantasy V - 9%
Toph, the First Metalbender Magic the Gathering card.
Pocky, a black and white tuxedo munchkin, sits next to an IPS modded GameBoy Advance with an e-reader inserted. The Pixel Pup Beta cards sit beside the cat and the GBA, the GBA screen shows the Part 2 level select screen with 0 puzzles completed.
Pocky, a black and white tuxedo munchkin cat sits next to an IPS modded GameBoy Advance with an e-reader inserted. The screen of the GBA shows the Part 1 level select screen of Pixel Pup with all 9 puzzles complete.
Have you ever paid money to hear music performed by the California funk rock band, The Red Hot Chili Peppers?
The view of the stage for Distant Worlds from our seats at Abravanel Hall
The King of the Hill meme where Bobby is being told "If those kids could read they'd be very upset."
“If one of your five closest friends is an AI companion that is a great sounding board and a great therapist or coach, and everyone has that, I think that will raise the emotional intelligence of most people and really smooth out the variance in people,” Schiffman said. “There’ll be a lot less weird, chaotic things.”
The Will Ferrell "I Don't Believe You" meme from Anchorman.
A Lego Gameboy Set assembled and sitting on the display stands from the set, on top of the box that the set came from.
A screenshot from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYy4gItzVeg showing write/read testing from 4 different SD cards on a Steam Deck, along with the results from the Internal eMMC of the 64GB model and an external SSD over USB.
There are dozens of us, Dozens! The meme from Arrested Development where Tobias says the above text from the image.
4 hours ago Christina Jewett F.D.A. reporter 山 My inbox is already lighting up. Arthur Caplan, the founding head of the division of medical ethics at N.Y.U. Grossman School of Medicine, wrote: "The announcement on autism was the saddest display of a lack of evidence, rumors, recyling old myths, lousy advice, outright lies and dangerous advice I have ever witnessed by anyone in authority in the world claiming to know anything about science."
A Medtronic Insulin pump showing a 4 hour history of glucose numbers and insulin infusions.
Weird Al Yankovic dressed as a Jedi on stage in front of a line of Storm Troopers under blue stage lights at his performance in Salt Lake City.
Jean-Baptiste Zorg from The Fifth Element holding a glass near his face.
A stage with a massive screen behind it that contains a picture of Weird Al Yankovic with text that says: "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC BIGGER & WEIRDER 2025 TOUR SPECIAL GUEST PUDDLES PITY PARTY
An illustration of the "are we the baddies" meme.
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. ... A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. ... But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socio-economic unfairness.
An "If those kids could read" meme where Bobby Hill is holding up the text of Phil's letter to his congress critter.
A green GameBoy Advance cartridge of Pokemon LeafGreen Version
[A comic illustration of Yoko Taro saying "I JUST REALLY LIKE GIRLS"]
[A comic illustration of Yoko Taro saying "I JUST REALLY LIKE GIRLS"]
An Advance Wars Cartridge for the Game Boy Advance
A Golden Sun cartridge for the Game Boy Advance
A Game Boy Advance cartridge of Mario Kart: Super Circuit
A Pokemon Gold Gameboy Cartridge
A Super Metroid for the SNES cartridge in a dust cover. Samus is fighting Ridley over a rock chasm with the forced perspective making it look as though Samus is popping out of the label.
A Top Gear Pocket cartridge for the Game Boy Color. The odd cartridge is larger than a normal GBC cart due to the space for a rumble motor and the AAA battery compartment to power that motor. The battery compartment is empty in this picture.
Sex Bob-omb with Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, and "Young" Neil Nordegraf
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars SNES Cartridge
Did you know there is more than one Microsoft Copilot? Copilot is in fact, the new name for ALL the Al assistants from Microsoft and it already appears alongside many of the existing Microsoft applications, such as Word, Excel and PowerPoint. At the time of writing, there are 13 Copilots in existence with many more in the pipeline.
Most of my brother's video game collection about a year before he passed. Outside of the 4 games that went to siblings, the remainder of this has been willed to his children to enjoy.
A loose EarthBound SNES cartridge
Fred Armisen as Raul in Parks and Recreation, with his meme line "Right to Jail" imposed over the image.
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE PRESS SAYS. DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE POLITICIANS OR THE MOBS SAY. DOESN'T MATTER IF THE WHOLE COUNTRY DECIDES THAT SOMETHING WRONG IS SOMETHING RIGHT. THIS NATION WAS FOUNDED ON ONE PRINCIPLE ABOVE ALL ELSE: THE REQUIREMENT THAT WE STAND UP FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE, NO MATTER THE ODDS OR THE CONSEQUENCES. WHEN THE MOB AND THE PRESS AND THE WHOLE WORLD TELL YOU TO MOVE, YOUR JOB IS TO PLANT YOURSELF LIKE A TREE BESIDE THE RIVER OF TRUTH. AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD-- --"NO, YOU MOVE."
BETRAYAL!!!
The duplicitous coward Mario mercilessly dumps the hero who saved his life as a child into a pit.
A YoshiPls emote.