DM David Hartlage @dmdavid.com · May 10 How does the party want to approach this lair? (actually Ristorante Torre Normanna in Italy)
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With a reservation, from the sounds of it.
Build a massive stretch of land around the back so you can approach it with siege towers, Alexander the Great style....
“We approach with empty stomachs and fat wallets!”
A) Astride a half-ruined colossal construct, salvaged from the seabed, its arm both battering ram and bridge. or B) We enter the kitchen with assumed authority, secured with simple words: "Routine health inspection." We proceed to poison the boss's beef.