D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · May 21

Worst bakery ever.

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Franken-Pattern · May 21

Thats the biggest damn pepperoni roll I'VE EVER SEEN!!

John Snow · May 22

Largest bakery ever.

Grammer · May 22

Their bagels have everything - and I mean EVERYTHING!

Craig's Late Night Douche Bag Patrol🦘🦘🦘 · May 21

I know pastries can be fattening. But that's overkill isn't it.

iBRAR 🍉 · May 22

New greggs range launching soon.

@isinqueens.bsky.social · May 21

🤣👍🤣

Pope Impious · May 21

I thought they were high calorie before…

Well Now, They Often Call Me Greedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 · May 22

Are you more of an elephant ear or bear claw kinda guy?

TomPaleo · May 21

That can’t be. It must be a fluke.

23SkidooEight · May 21

I had some in Japan...I'll pass.

Flosey · May 21

🙄😂😂😂

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer · May 21

I specifically asked for extra whale on mine!

@ericjanssen.bsky.social · May 21

You don’t like the Danishes the Alaskan bakeries serve?

@straightarrow67.bsky.social · May 21

"Hey, I wanted cream cheese. There's blubbering in this"

Semi-Auto Didact · May 22

Again I tell you, it is easier for a whale to be removed from the center of a danish than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven

mrhivz · May 21

Poor bloody thing died anyway....

FabuAL · May 21

Do they still do the dolphin swirls ?

Laura Ruth Loomis · May 21

But their pastries are really large!

Paul Bittlestone · May 21

Dammit! I was looking forward to that for my Voyage Home.

ShawnRW 🇨🇦 #NeverEverVoteConservative · May 22

Tastes kinda fish... uh... mammilian to me.

🏳️‍🌈🗽 · May 21

😁

Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning · May 22

the craze for protein has gone too far

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