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Movie poster for the 2013 Denis Villeneuve film Prisoners. It's a pretty fucking boring poster. At the top, we see Hugh Jackman looking concerned or maybe constipated. At the bottom, Jake Gyllenhaal has a similar affect. In the middle, we see the movie title and tagline: Prisoners. Every Moment Matters. I hope the movie is more interesting than this boring-ass poster. I looked for a better one but they all sucked.
Movie poster for the 2019 film The Platform. A hovering (suspended?) platform of concrete appears over a void. There are spooky sci-fi lights in the background. Most of the image shows the huge void. There are people on the platform. One is kneeling, another laying down.
Movie poster for the Mel Brooks film Young Frankenstein, starring Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman, Cloris Leachman, Teri Garr, and Madeline Kahn.
Movie poster for the 2022 4k release of the 1988 film They Live. A grotesque alien in a suit appears. It looks cool as hell. The stars are Roddy Piper, Keith David, and Meg Foster. The movie was directed by John Carpenter.
Movie poster for the 1973 film The OUTFIT. Tagline appears at the top: "NO MATTER WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE TO YOU... TO THE OUTFIT IT'S JUST BUSINESS!" Then we see an illustration of a poker game where Robert Duvall is standing up and shooting a man in the hand.
Simpsons screenshot. Principal Skinner and Bart are outside at night, standing next to a telescope. Skinner is pleased and saying, "Being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention. Science has it all." Bart is bored.
Paul Bunyan from the classic Disney cartoon version of the character. He's very tall and holds a giant axe.
Screenshot of a reddit page. It shows this headline: "Scientists found a bacterium in the gut of a Japanese tree frog that eliminated colorectal tumors in 100% of treated mice with a single intravenous dose, outperforming standard chemotherapy and immunotherapy. The results are preclinical, published in Gut Microbes, and human trials are the next step."
Screenshot of a thread of replies in Bluesky. A person named Sage Deviant is throwing a shit fit. Over three posts, each of which has many replies, likes, and reposts: 1. to anyone blaming a bison for defending itself instead of the humans who were fucking around near its home: nature is not Disneyland. wild animals do not behave according to human guidelines. 2. i am blocking anyone who tries to argue with me about this topic. bison are especially aggressive during calving season. this literally happens every year. 3. i have blocked at least 20 people so far who apparently would also love to (this last post is cut off)
Movie poster for the 1990 film Tremors. The top reads: KEVIN BACON THE MONSTER MOVIE THAT BREAKS NEW GROUND Then we see a picture of three people looking down at the ground. Underground via a cutaway, we see the movie title and the giant mouth of a monstrous creature open, facing the characters above ground like it's about to burst forth and eat them.
Simpsons screenshot. Homer is sitting at the kitchen table with a bowl and spoon. He is talking. "Bullshitting is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the bull."
Simpsons screenshot. Apu is yelling at Homer. "Oh would you shut up? I can't believe you don't shut up!"
Screenshot from a Wikipedia article. It reads: "A few days later, Miranda ends up at Bray's house to clear the air and meets his sister, who exclaims that Bray has gone to Miranda's. They meet at a Waffle House and embrace. Sometime later, Miranda's family is living with Bray, and Bray buys a pony for Bess."
Movie poster for the 2002 film The Salton Sea. The movie title appears in black in the top third of the image. The tagline appears above and to the right, nested in the upper right corner: "if you're looking for the truth, you've come to the wrong place" The middle of the poster shows the tattooed back of a shirtless man in a stark white environment. The bottom of the middle section is in flames, like a burning photograph. At the very bottom we can see that this movie stars Val Kilmer, Vincent D'Onofrio, Dough Hutchison, and Peter Sarsgaard.
A small brown rabbit is standing amongst green clover leaves and grass and white clover flowers in a kinda shaggy law. A leaf is in its mouth. Light dapples about.
Futurama screenshot. Professor Farnsworth is talking: "Tell him I hate him."
Movie poster for the 1955 film Bad Day at Black Rock. The top shows the CinemaScope orange bowtie logo. Next we see: SPENCER TRACY ROBERT RYAN BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK (a man in a black suit and black hat is walking across railroad tracks in an orange-brown desolate landscape) Just the Way it Happened! (the film credits follow)
Movie poster for the 1965 film Repulsion. At the top, in handwriting, the movie's tagline: "The nightmare world of a virgin's dreams becomes the screen's shocking reality!!" Below that, we see a young blonde woman's face shown seven times with different expressions, above the illustration of an open straight razor. The bottom half of the poster has a light pink background and says: Roman Polanski's REPULSION From the award-winning director of "Knife in the Water" Starring Catherine Deneuve
A close-up of a Wendy's drive-through menu board showing an illustration of the classic Wendy's girl logo except she's a minion from the terrible Minions movie series
Movie poster for the 1930 film M. Illustration of a man's hand, open, palm up. The letter M is painted in red (blood?) on it. Black background. In the lower left, it reads, "EIN FRITZ LANG FILM DER NERO" and at the bottom, "VERLEIH: VER. STAR-FILM G M B H"
Simpsons screenshot. Close-up of Homer's insurance form for getting his baldness medication. Form shows the following: "Medication purchased: Dimoxinil This treatment is for: To keep brain from freezing”
Movie poster for the 1984 film Red Dawn
Screenshot of the first two posts from a bsky account named Lustful Lucy. Pinned post at the top is a scam Gaza link about donating to children. The next posts reads, "not to be too horny but i just got a 12inch and thick dildo 🤭"
Close-up of the can pictured in the OP where we see a gun's crosshairs with the words MENTAL FOCUS.
Ridiculously photogenic grey and white striped tabby, laying on a bed in the sunshine
Screenshot from animated comedy King of the Hill. Bobby and Hank are sitting in an office facing the pastor of their church, who says, "Methodism is a rejection of Calvinism."
Movie poster for the 2003 Korean movie Old Boy
Screenshot of bluesky post. The bottom half of an AI-generated Peanuts political cartoon, followed by a comment from shitty Resistance™ figure Mueller She Wrote where she writes "I'll see you and raise you that no politician should have better health car than any constituent the represent."
Two white-tail deer fawns are half-obscured by various plants in a fairly naturalized section of a back yard.
Simpsons screenshot. Principal Skinner is sitting and talking to Homer. He says, "AI is not a frivolous thing. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale."
Simpsons screenshot. Principal Skinner stands in an open doorway in a shipping mall, looking disgusted. He says, "Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl?"
Screenshot of Google Gemini AI session showing the previously generated dominatrix Sonic the Hedgehog image and the following exchange User: Did you use my previous prompt history to generate that image? Gemini: No, I didn't utilize your previous chat history to generate these images.
Simpsons screenshot. Superintendent Chalmers is standing in a school gymnasium with a broken window in the background. He is annoyed, maybe angry. He says, "Class after class of ugly, ugly children."
Simpsons screenshot. Homer is sitting on the couch reading Wired magazine, talking to Lisa. He says, "Hey, why didn't you tell me the new issue of Weird was here?"
Simpsons screenshot. Former presidential candidate Bob Dole stands naked in a glass tube inside an alien spaceship. He says, "What the hell is this, some kind of tube?"
Simpsons screenshot. A mustachioed man (a teacher) says, "Well, beans were a staple of the Israelites."
A picture of AI-generated sonic the hedgehog except he's a curvy dominatrix
Movie poster for the 1984 film Paris, Texas
Simpsons screenshot. Larry Burns (Mr Burns's son, played by Rodney Dangerfield) proudly recounts his one brush with fame: "Once, I saw a blimp."
Screenshots from KPop Demon Hunters. Top, powerful Gwi-Ma says to Rumi: "and the democratic party is gone" Middle: Rumi, looking defeated: "it is... ” Bottom: close-up of Rumi's eyes, defiant: " so we... Can make a new one"
Movie poster for the 2020 film First Cow. A cow is on a raft or barge in a river. Big yellow letters read FIRST COW.
Pic of a car's dark gray dashboard. The important details is that the odometer reads 80085.
Freaky looking poster for the 2021 Nicholas Cage film Pig. A pig-shaped image is set on a black background. Inside the pig shape are illustrations of scenes from the movie.
On top of two blue recycling bins labeled "white paper only" and "glass" sits a VHS tape of Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home.
Movie poster for the 1954 Hitchcock film Rear Window
Simpsons screenshot. Smarmy Lyle Langley stands at the front of a classroom smiling whilst gesturing toward a chalkboard that has the following text: MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL
Movie poster for the 1991 film Clearcut
Movie poster for the 1974 film Sugarland Express
Movie poster for 2025's The Lost Bus
Screenshot of a local newspaper website. Text reads: JANESVILLE — The Wisconsin State Patrol says traffic on Interstate 90/39 in Janesville got backed up hours Thursday after a truck hauling “animal guts” hit the brakes, and flung entrails and other animal parts all over the highway. State patrol Sgt. Ryan Smith said a report filed by state troopers identified a mess in the southbound lanes of the I-39/90, near mile-marker 175 as “guts” and “animal parts.” Authorities did not indicate which species contributed the interstate innards.
A steaming wok showing diced carrots and sausage (slightly crispy) and cabbage with interspersed green peas. There is a very light shiny brownish sauce covering the food.
Simpsons screenshot. During an "audience research" focus group, Roger Meyers Jr berates a group of kids from behind a pane of glass. He says, "You voters don't know what you want! That's why we keep running lousy candidates. 'cause you're stupid!"
Movie poster for the 2024 film Madame Web
Maria von Trapp and children sing a traditional pagan song of sacrifice to appease the old gods and renew the bounty of Summerisle
Creepy fuckin Mephistopheles puppet from the 1994 Czech film Faust.
A dark beetle with very long, slightly curled antennae. It's walking along a twig laying on a sandy/pebbly ground.
An extreme close-up of the bear from the OT Bears cookie box. He looks like he's up to no good.
Movie poster for the 1977 film Sorcerer
Screenshot of Wikipedia article text: ""Milorganite" is a portmanteau of the term Milwaukee Organic Nitrogen. It was the winning entry in a 1925 naming contest for a biosolids-based fertilizer held in National Fertilizer Magazine. Its history began with Milwaukee's goal to clean up its rivers and Lake Michigan.[3][4] Rather than land filling solids left over from wastewater treatment, the sludge was used in a pioneering effort to make, distribute and sell fertilizer.[5]"
Simpsons screenshot. Former president George HW Bush is in the drive through at Krusty Burger, reading the menu. He says: "Hmm, crunchy bun gas. That doesn't sound too appetizing."