Doug Simpkinson @douglips.com · Jun 21

They are perfectly cromulent. I used one when I was planning a Paella party.

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Doctor Memory · Jun 21

CONCABADDIE BRANDI 😾 · Jun 21

Doug, we doing phrasing or nah?

Kat O’Brien · Jun 21

Tip for next time: no salmon in paella. I can hear people gasping all across Spain. :)

Ken Cross · Jun 21

other dishes didn't end up in stomachs?

LOS MALVINAS SON PINGUINOS, MSW (NOT A MAN) · Jun 21

Can I interest you in the concept of inside thoughts

8a.fyi · Jun 21

Luis · Jun 21

oh that reminds me, just a day ago i stumbled on this lovely 30 mins paella recipe: youtu.be/ehBPtxomVPI

Ser Skellington Bones · Jun 21

Oh no

qdot · Jun 21

Wow not inviting any fluffers to the paella party?

Zomg Wtf · Jun 21

Canadian Club & COINTEL · Jun 21

I hate that I understand this reference.

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) · Jun 21

DOUG NO

Now new and improved w 60% snark, 40% reasoned factual discourse · Jun 21

Are you saying you got the oysters from the beach?

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Local Simmonds Supporter · Jun 21

This is violence

Travalanch · Jun 21

Gotta be careful making paella; you want the rice crispy, not fluffier

Ali, Coffee Hunter · Jun 21

First time I've seen a Sankey diagram with "bow chicka bow wow" background music.

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@saintnobody.bsky.social · Jun 21

For the invitees to your Paella party who do not want seafood, you can also offer fluffernutter sandwiches. You should break that out separately from the other dishes in your party planning diagram.

Keith Kurson · Jun 21

o mg

Haydon · Jun 21

wow

Follow the Minnesota 1st · Jun 21

I don't even know you and I hate you. 😁

Mark Misoshnik · Jun 21

holy shit lmao

@drblatto.bsky.social · Jun 21

This must be the worst visualization I’ve ever seen lmao, congrats