Doug Simpkinson

@douglips.com

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Software guy. Former Googler. Pilot. Cocktail and sunset enthusiast.

Bagel and egg sandwich with baby carrots and black olives fashioned into eyestalks
A jug of RoundUp but it says "GlonzoUp"
A bag of crunchy Cheetos with chester the cheetah on it
Sankey diagram showing ingredients going into paella, and paella coming into various stomachs (through being eaten)
Left arrow sign with backward arrow button
Push button for walk signal button where the sign has an arrow pointing right and the button has an arrow pointing forward.
Mt Rainier lit by sunlight in an otherwise mostly gray landscape near Seattle. Water in foreground and forested hills between the water and Rainier, and whispy etherial clouds give gray white and blue streaks above.
17845 USD / 2499 gallons = 7.14 USD/gallon
3 people betting on a lobster knife fight between two lobsters. All people and lobsters are labeled "CLAUDE".
Screenshot of the next two posts in the original thread
Map of US states, with states such as Oklahoma highlighted to indicate their capital city is also their most populous.
Sun setting behind clouds over waters of the Hood Canal. The water is glassy still and fills the foreground with reflections of the blue white and gray sky with a few fluffy clouds and a few feathery clouds. The right half of the horizon is covered by a thin forested peninsula with mountains of the Olympic range behind.
List of results of the 2000 presidential election in California from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_United_States_presidential_election_in_California
A tallarse in a flannel on a beach with a small white and black dog
A kayak sits on calm waters with the Olympic Mountains and a colorful sunset in the background.
Tweet about resurrecting Karl Marx to ask him about wokeness but he can’t process the moon landing. “You went to the moon? The moon in the fucking sky?”
The Epstein library DOJ website with the the title changed to "The Donald J. Trump And Epstein Memorial Library"
Red rabbit sculpture at Sacramento International Airport consisting of a shockingly small number of polygons
Sodastream website with "Sodaheim" instead of "Sodastream" in the text
Sodastream website with "Sodaheim" instead of "Sodastream"
A google search page for “d20” showing a 20 sided die that has landed on 7.
Kinetic sculpture of an owl made of rebar and sheet metal. The head is mounted on a bike wheel hub so spins freely.
Me with an extremely bald head
Graph with "sick of graphs" on the x-axis, "who cares" on the y-axis, and a curve with the maximum point labeled "shut up". From https://boingboing.net/2009/10/16/sick-of-graphs-tee-s.html
Two beautiful spiral galaxies on a background of a zillion tiny galaxies
Screenshot of bookmark editor with this bookmark
Headline and sub-head from The Onion: Tom Holland Working Up Courage To Tell Zendaya He Only 17 Actor Admits The Iconic Star Still Has No Idea He Teenage Boy
Torpedo trials craft Battle Point on the waters of Hood Canal at dawn, with a forested peninsula and Mt Washington in the Olympic range in the background. The sky is a mix of gray, rose, and purple, with a setting nearly full moon filtered through thin clouds.
Oregon Trail tombstone: Here lies douglips.com Fucked around. Found out.
Jack Donaghy pouring a huge glass of JSON
Listing for Rolex Daytona watch for sale that includes "unworn full set Pikachu"
An approaching storm in the distance with some blue skies and high clouds in the late afternoon. The water of Hood Canal reflects the sun, and a bare tree is in the foreground.
Sunrise on the Olympic mountains with whispy clouds and water of the Hood canal in the foreground.
Hood canal bridge open with a submarine exiting and other boats escorting.
Achewood comic panel where Ray is wearing a Fedora and asserts he looks cool, and Teodor says Ray looks like he rides a Goldwing and collects swords.
1980s arcade screen with seal of the FBI and a fake quote "Winners don't get vaccinated" - Kash Patel, Director, FBI
1980s arcade screen with a seal of the FBI and a fake quote "Winners don't get vaccinated" - Kash Patel, Director, FBI
A sankey diagram showing that my sanity, derived largely from coffee but also good sleep and meditation, is largely wasted on trying to comprehend this fucking tweet
Screenshot of Google Translate, translating English to "Congress": "Let her cook." -> "I yield the gentlelady an additional 30 seconds."
Sunset view of Mt. Washington and The Brothers, mountains in the Olympic range in Washington. Dark violet high clouds and blue sky above, fading brighter to pinks and oranges near the horizon. In the mid range, a dark forested peninsula, and in the foreground, the slightly rough waters of the Hood Canal reflect the colors but not the shapes of the sky.
Background, slightly out of focus: Clouds with sunset colors of purple pink and yellow behind the mountains of the Olympic peninsula wit the waters of the Hood Canal. Trees in the mid range background are silhouetted against ths sky. In focus in the foreground, a black wrought-iron style table with a coupe glass and a purple cocktail.
A frosty coupe glass 1/4 full with a blue gin cocktail, it looks like a martini made out of aviation fuel.
View from the bow of a wakeboard boat looking backwards while towing a raft with one kid. Doug is driving the boat with a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses. In the background, mountains.
Doug & Laurie selfie taken at a lookout point over a fjord, with snow capped mountains on the other side of the fjord and a sky that is 90% clouds and 10% blue.
Diagram of wifi bridge between two LANs
Wispy clouds over the Olympic range, the mountains The Brothers and Jupiter specifically, near sunset. The sky is a gradient from blue to orange-blue, the clouds are orange-yellow, back-lit by the setting sun, and the mountains are draped with thin fingers of clouds. In the foreground, the waters of the Hood Canal and some branches from nearby trees framing the image on the right side.
Sunset in pinks and blues over the Olympic mountain range with pink reflections on the waters of Hood Canal in the foreground.
Deep red sunset behind Mount Washington in the Olympic mountain range. The Hood Canal is in the foreground, and branches from a tree in the upper foreground above the sunset.
Far Side cartoon from September 19, 1984 with three cavemen. One is about to fall face down in a gravel pile, and a second caveman says to the third "Watch... Thag says he make gravel angel."
Picture taken from an airliner over Puget Sound, with the Sun setting over the Olympic mountains with low clouds polka-dotting Bainbridge Island, Bremerton, and Port Orchard, WA.