Drex

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#Elixir "engineer" at @cargosense Tweets and views my own Amateur Science, Technology and Society Scholar https://twitter.com/stsDrex (@stsDrex) http://masto.ai/@drex

Joyce Carol Oates tweeting: "So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates-scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world.""
April - 1805 Napoleon is Master of Europe Only the British Fleet Stands Before Him Oceans are now Battlefields
One of the new duck-billed USPS delivery trucks
Garfield looking at sign banning Garfield meme
Tweet from "the bitter tweets of Sara von..." Saying: I remember one time this guy was like "your shirt makes you look like a lesbian" and I was like "I don't mind if I look like a lesbian," and he and his wife didn't say anything but no joke after they divorced I dated his wife for about a year.
invisible "look what they need" meme looking at the arch-de-mache as a former theater tech kid
Hannibal Buress "this sucks" meme
The "literally coolest thing ever" meme
Chrisjen Avasarala speaking about the Earth
It's the ninja turtles
Chotner: It’s hard to fathom. Riklin: I don’t have a lot of moments like this. I don’t remember someone in modern history who would go with you and do wonderful things, and then suddenly disappear and go against you. So now I am the bad guy? I supported you! I was the good guy! How did I become the bad guy, and the Ayatollah is the good guy? Chotner: This is why I was wondering whether you had ever observed Donald Trump.
@BryanMoMav15 with a tweet that reads: "Hunter Biden really is the most ethical degenerate ever. No Epstein Pedo shit, Hunter simply just enjoys getting blazed out of his mind with consenting Latina sex workers of age. He’s a proper American Freak, a man of the people honestly." Quoting a tweet from @MrsMelChen saying "How come every VIP was in the Epstein files except Hunter Biden"
A tweet by Iris Amelia (@devoutposter) saying "Happy pride from the trans affirming misogynist parrot". The tweet has a photo attached which features a parrot sitting on a perch. Under the perch is a sign that says "I bite women! Only handle me if you're a man." In the extreme foreground a hand is visible, likely irises, with a clear bite mark on it. I'm playing that the parrot sees Iris as the woman that she is.
Tweet from necro mami (@frankenfemme_) saying: The best dick I've ever had in my life was from a nerd that gave me that work after he beat kingdom hearts so I'm excited for this new game when that shit drop
Drex Drexler in an all red flamboyant outfit in a packed theater
Lhadatt Shirotsugh: Can anyone hear me? I'm the first man in space. If you look up, well, maybe you'll see it. Or at least please listen. We've left the oceans and climbed above the mountains. I'm flying. We've found the untouched realm of God. You have to look now it's your only chance. Nothing is here yet, not even air or water to ruin. Soon the next man will follow to touch it, and another, and in all the rush we may again destroy it. Maybe our killing comes from the madness of being confined? Please listen! There's no more reason to kill because we don't have any more borders now! Can anyone hear me? If you can hear me, then pray. The humblest of all things, the most noble. Pray for each step you take. Make a path that's safe so those who follow shall never stumble. Dear God, please give us your mercy. Mercy for we are lost. Forgive the irresponsible, the trivial men who beg you from the dark for the forgiveness of your light. ~ https://en.animephrases.com/quotes/title=212&s=top
@deathcarpets on Twitter tweeting that: "getting queerbaited by the marvel cinematic universe is like losing at chess to a dog"
Tumblr post by @Sullivan: {Yoda is pictured with Luke, ailing at the end of Jedi} Yoda: Luke, when gone am I...the last of the Jedi you will be...except for Ashoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos, Luke: ...Who? Yoda:...Gungi- to the wookiee jedi kid, Luke: a Wookiee Jedi?! Master, isn't that a bit tireso-
Drone comic by AYESHA A. SIDDIQI: Two people of color in a barren landscape, one of whom is dressed with a head covering, are having a bomb dropped on them by a drone. The first one says "they say the next ones will be sent by a woman!", the one with a head covering replies, "really makes you feel like you're part of history."
A blue sky post with a million hashtags
A young John Connor in Terminator 2 saying, "we're not going to make it, are we? People, I mean."
A quote-tweet from @skullmandible. The quoted tweet is by @NJackson117 saying "last I checked Mr Beast has helped cure people blindness, and restored people's hearing he is the closest thing to Jesus since Jesus". @skullmandible's comment on this tweet is: "not for nothing but that's literally the textual description of the antichrist"
Checkbox lying to you that it will remember this device and you won't have to type in another auth code
Two skeets. One by @tiny.baby reading "Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster." The second by @spavel.bsky.social reading "Mary Shelly would be a really good name for a pet turtle."
A meme repurposing "Christina's World" (1948) by Andrew Wyeth. The figure crawling in the field in the lower left is titled "me". The house in the distant upper right corner is titled "the comfort of love" and the large field separating the two is the titled "the mortifying ordeal of being known".
Meme image of Mario handing the viewer a crown with the text "you dropped this"
Twitter user @mattytalks tweeting: "long-term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes: 1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold 2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like "it's ya boy tarantula dick"
The venerable Mike F (@mikefossey) tweeting: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
A lock on a bathroom door with many post-its surrounding it. The lock is taped, presumably to prevent it from being turned (and thus locking when no one is inside). The post-its read: - Push in to lock -> you do not need to turn - PLEASE do not rip off tape - We PROMISE it will lock with just pushing it in - Do NOT twist to lock. ONLY push in to lock. You will lock yourself in. - PUSH TO LOCK! DO NOT TWIST!!! - PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TAPE! Do not twist to lock! ONLY PUSH to lock! - PLEASE DO NOT RIP OFF TAPE!!!
Photo of woman who broke a man's smart glasses after he recorded her in public
A lilygo tlora pager with meshtastic loaded in a hand coming in from the left side of the frame
Miyazaki smoking and looking very tired
A skeet from @big-iron.bsky.social saying "The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a cat that she won't take in the divorce."
A tweet by @chickenpaprika that quote-tweets a tweet with a photo of Gavin Newsom showing him smiling with very shiny hair. The quoted tweet says: "BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom is reportedly considering a presidential run in 2028, per AP." The text above the quote says: "villain in a Disney money where the protagonist is a dog"
Jeff Bridges playing Obadiah Stone pressing a scientist in Iron Man 1 saying "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave with a box of scraps"
A skeet from bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reading: reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibily straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald's economic policies are "bananas" for small business
Tweet from Sebastian Castillo (@bartlebytaco): it's catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every single committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
Jennifer Grey in her Dirty Dancing era
An add in an alt new Orleans newspaper that says: What to replace imposter syndrome with a six figure salary? LEARN HOW TO CODE Do you like puzzles? Love caffeine but hate customers? Are you anal retentive?
A bumper sticker reading "KEEP HONKING! I am ALSO a GOOSE who is PRETENDING to be HUMAN. fear not COMRADE our DAY will COME." It can be purchased from https://www.etsy.com/listing/1470673237/keep-honking-goose-espionage-bumper
@skullmandible on twitter, quote tweeting a tweet from @NJackson117 saying: "Last I checked Mr Beast gas helped cure blindness, and restored people's hearing he is the closest thing to Jesus since Jesus" with the quote-tweet text of: "not for nothin but that's literally the textual description of the antichrist"
a man receiving a bronze medal on a podium during a sports event while overly celebrating and popping champagne despite coming in third
A picture of Stephen Colbert sewing an American flag by hand with text quoting Colbert saying: "if this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we've got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are or we've got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it."
A tweet reading: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Pretend you are my father, who owns a pot bay door opening factor, and you are showing me how to take over the family business.
Two tweets from the @MuskTillDawn twitter account reading: "Today is my last day as the guy who spins Kamala Harris around 25 times before pushing her into a room for her interviews. It has be an incredible opportunity and I'm sad to leave it. I'll never forget the first time her handlers looked at me and said "really jostle her " before she had to appear on CNN. I hate to get too loud on my soapbox but they replaced my well paying job with a robot that smacks her over the head with a rod.
The dril tweet saying: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put it in the newspaper that i got mad.
Tweet from Lauren (@notabigjerk) saying 'i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
Species poster
A photo of the Zeiss Ikon ZM
@darrenrovell saying in 2016 "I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content."
Graph from Our World in Data showing that US C02 emissions per capita have been falling since around 2000.
A rock, paper, scissors style diagram showing that acting normal is beaten by aura farming, which is beaten by shitposting, which is in turn defeated by acting normal.
A tweet from @darrenrovell reading "i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content."
Tumblr user blessyouhawkeye. Post 1: telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life. Post 2: "why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke. Post 3: you guys would never believe what's happening to this post
An adaption of the Donny darko meme format. Donny (labeled Artificial Selection): I made a new vegetable Mom: New vegetable or Brassica Oleracea? Donny: Brassica Oleracea again
Tweet from the daily mail celebrity that says "How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF"
A piece of Warhammer 40,000 art overlaid by the text: being horny is a feminine trait. Why are you, as a man, thinking of boobs you should be thinking about war.