Effin' Birds

@effinbirds.com

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Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com

A painting of a bird beside the text "try to keep your shit together while I'm gone"
A painting of a bird beside the text "give your shit a day off"
A PSA from Effin’ Birds: This Wednesday through Sunday I am appearing at San Diego Comic Con. This show is busy as fuck. I will not see your DM / comment / reply / email until Monday or Tuesday. My booth number is 2049. See you on the other side!
A painting of a bird beside the text "why are you so proud of being an asshole?"
A paper cup with Tariff Jar written on it
A painting of a bird beside the text "well aren't you just a fuckin' treat"
a t-shirt featuring a painting of a bird above the text "this here is some real fucked up dystopian shit"
a woodcut of a bird surrounded by the text "AI art can fuck off"
A painting of a bird beside the text "I knew this shit was too good to be true"
A painting of a bird beside the text "tell me you're a piece of shit without telling me you're a piece of shit"
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm so fucking tired of being tired"
A painting of a bird beside the text "what the fuck have you done now"
a t-shirt featuring a painting of a bird above the text "excuse me what the fuck?"
A painting of a bird beside the text "nobody can do this shit full time"
a t-shirt featuring a painting of a bird above the text "get the fuckin' popcorn, it's shitshow time"
A painting of a bird beside the text "me saying I like something is not an invitation to a fucking debate"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "we took a vote, it's time for you to fuck off"
a t-shirt featuring a painting of a bird above the text "christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "i see that you're still a total piece of shit"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you actually believe this bullshit?"
An original piece of artwork featuring a gull above the text “Jesus H Fuck”
A custom display rack holding Effin’ Birds calendars
A painting of a bird beside the text "do you really need all this bullshit to be happy?"
A painting of a bird beside the text "fuck being perfect"
A painting of a bird beside the text "when will this shitshow ever end"
A screenshot of an email from me to Harry, my editor at Penguin Random House. It reads: • Piehole vs Pie Hole, I'm fine either way • Dumb fucks means (at least to me) something different from dumbfucks, I prefer dumb fucks in this instance • the commas I think we can live without, but I'm not pressed about including them and don't mind if they're added
A painting of a bird beside the text "should have thought that shit through a little more"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING DECISIONS WITH YOUR DICK"
A painting of a bird beside the text "you're an idiot, but at least you're not a boring idiot"
A painting of a bird beside the text "fuck those haters"
A screenshot from the Backlisted Patreon showing John Mitchinson in the video.
A screenshot from the Backlisted Patreon showing John Mitchinson appearing on a new episode.
A screenshot of the Backlisted podcast where John Mitchinson is visible in the video call. The recording date is July 8 and the posting date is yesterday.
A screenshot of the Backlisted podcast where John Mitchinson is appearing in the video call. The episode was recorded last week and posted yesterday.
A screenshot from the Backlisted Patreon showing John Mitchinson appearing on yesterday’s posted episode. The text says this is a new episode recorded last week.
A screenshot of the Backlisted podcast where John Mitchinson is one of the three panelist. The description says this episode was recorded on July 8th and posted yesterday.
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "FUCK THIS, I QUIT"
A painting of a bird beside the text "take a fuckin break"
An oracle card that says “coming back for more bullshit”
A tablet with Effin’ Birds Stickerology on the screen
A signed book in which the Unbound logo has been changed to read FUCK JOHN MITCHINSON
A painting of a bird beside the text "this isn't your clusterfuck"
A painting of a bird beside the text "who has the fuckin time?"
A painting of a bird beside the text "thanks for all the bullshit"
A painting of a bird beside the text "you are capable of badass shit"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you pick the worst fuckin' role models"
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm the fuckin boss of me"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "GENUINELY, GET FUCKED"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "what in the name of jesus' dick is going on?"
A painting of a bird beside the text "Look out, this guy thinks he's the main fucking character"
A painting of a bird beside the text "today is the mother-fuckin day"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "i have just witnessed some of the dumbest shit possible"
A painting of a bird beside the text " has anyone ever been fooled by this horseshit?"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "Fuck your excuses"
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "See ya never, shitfucks!"
A painting of a bird beside the text "oh great, a new season of Escape From Dumbfuck Island"
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm not sticking around for this shit"
a t-shirt featuring a bald eagle and the text "oh my god, what the fuck"
a t-shirt featuring a painting of a bird beside the text "time to make a discreet fuckin exit"