Matthijs @mccaine.bsky.social Bi femboy/twunk. Former social scientist. I like owls, languages, Tolkien, and socialism. Private account (sfw). Live in Berlin. Gegen jede Staatsräson. Tell no lies, claim no easy victories
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
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The demon who gets around.
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Chicago.
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Not in the Epstein Files, but in Alan Bennett's Diaries
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Law Society Gazette @lawsocietygazette.bsky.social 
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United/3Arts
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David Head @davidnhead.bsky.social Writer. Theatremaker. Still can’t craft a good bio.
“Makes you glad to be alive in 2024” - The Guardian.
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diretor-executivo do império da fé 📿 @gifmaker.bsky.social Esse é meu muro das lamentações.
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Chortle @chortle.bsky.social The website for comedy in the UK www.chortle.co.uk
Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social The Thick of It. The Death of Stalin. Veep. The Hartlepool Spy. Epic Space. Broken English. Avenue 5. Unhinged, and other books. Guardian, Architects' Journal, iPaper, Observer, whatever. Grandpa. STATE PENSIONER.
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