Your Pal, Ryan

@epsi.lon.plus

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Computer toucher. Angry about it.

Notification from Google's weather app thing in Android that the AQI is 500, with the text "Health warning of emergency conditions: everyone is more likely to be affected."
An UrbanDictionary entry for the phrase "Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED". This is probably not actual slang!
A screenshot of a Youtube video preview titled "Keanu Reeves Hacks A Lie Detector With His Mind | THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL"
A crude edit of an Achewood comic showing Roast Beef, whose head has been replaced with @segyges.bsky.social's profile picture, "clicking" a printed document and then sitting down with Depression.
YouTube thumbnail from the latest Firearms Expert Reacts video on EXP. Johnathan Ferguson is gesturing at what looks like a KRISS Vector with two magazine wells. I am absolutely not going to some Call of Duty wiki to find what they called this thing.
Photo of a large chunk of concrete sitting in the driver's seat of my partner's car. The glass everywhere makes it pretty obvious they put it through the window. Jerks.
A screenshot of the strapi.io landing page with the Firefox inspect window open, showing that each word in the line of text "Design your data models, generate APIs instantly, and integrate with your favorite frameworks, while leveraging AI capabilities and keeping full control of your code and hosting."
Animated sprite of Lama Ladonna from Vampire Survivors.
Apt package manager that is stating that some... pretty important packages are no longer needed. I am pretty sure I need sudo.
A web form requesting a user's ZIP or postal code. "60,654" is entered, including the comma.
Screenshot reading "Testing the legendary Frank-themed nugg computer found in a rural Cashies"
An AI-generated image of a snake with two heads.
Screenshot from video with the text "Stress testing the world's first biodegradable MP3 player until it literally turns to soil"
An email notification from "Accenture Recruiting Experience", followed by the first few lines of the email: "How was your Accenture recruiting experie..."
A Google Play Store banner that reads "Power your day with women-led AI apps - Learn, design, and organize your life". It's got some white women on it.
Output of Fastfetch on this user's machine, a Debian 13 install running kernel 6.12. Forgive me for not annotating every single thing in the output. It's a computer. If you know what fastfetch is your imagination can provide.
a Ballotpedia image showing the area covered by U.S. House Illinois District 7
Part of a text message: "☘️ Happy St. Patrick's Day! - It's Election Day too! 🗳️ Haven't voted yet? You can make a difference TODAY by voting for me, Chad Koppie, Republican for Congress! I'm endorsed by Chicago Flips Red 🚨 and Illinois Family Action. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 My opponent is not. She worked for Danny Davis and was a community organizer. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ I've been a Jumbo Jet Pilot, a Soldier and a Farmer - Now I want to continue serving you, in Congress."
Short video of a worm wriggling in a plastic jar filled with dirt, compost and dead leaves.
"- there are ten `!important`s, which is ten more than jesus approves of. I can't speak for other religions but there is straight up some shit in the bible about how this is uncool - specifically IIRC it's all in Mark, I'm pretty sure jesus does some webdev internship and there's a dialogue with his father about best practices for godly stylesheet creation. like this is all biblical so he doesn't have a macbook or anything but the concepts are the same across time"
Screenshot of an Obsidian/markdown file reading: are you fucking kidding me? `body.alod div.cavity.left div.organ.article dl dt.post,body.alod div.cavity.left div.organ.article dl dd.post`? this isn't a selector, this is a human rights violation. I want to euthanize this file. for its sake and ours.
"At this point, we won’t move you forward for this particular role but I hope you don’t mind if we reach out to you in the future if a different position opens up." It's a rejection email.