Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · Jun 24 god I love these dumb youtube clip channels. no shit he hacked it with his mind. keanu reeves has had psi powers ever since that incident on the set of Johnny Mnemonic! everyone knows this! he did an interview on fucking CNN about it when he stopped that bank robbery!!
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our long-term cultural memory is so fucked. the next generation won't even know that sabrina carpenter had a prehensile tail, or that kendrick lamar used heat vision to disintegrate drake