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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of THE COMPLETE KENNECTIONS (http://bit.ly/4qUcbhK) and a bunch of other stuff.
Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social Dad, husband, President, citizen. barackobamabooks.com
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social Entrepreneur
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social Writer and editor. Host of the newsletter Porch Party (sign up! porchpartynews.com). Ex @PostOpinions @CNN @BostonGlobe @BloomsburyUSA. Sometime poet & translator. Good eater. Parent. Bostonian by birth, New Yorker by disposition, currently in DC.
Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social Amanda Katz said this was the cool kids table.
Mark Russinovich @markrussinovich.bsky.social CTO of Microsoft Azure, author of novels Rogue Code, Zero Day and Trojan Horse, Windows Internals, Sysinternals tools. Opinions are my own.
Rick Byers @rbyers.net Web Platform engineer at Google on the Chrome team, helping the open web to thrive.
Opinions are my own, not my employer's.
Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social I like writing silly skeets, but that doesn't pay so I also make Google Chrome. mamá, Eng Director, volunteer at Second Harvest. 🇺🇲🇨🇷
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Chrome for Developers @developer.chrome.com The Official Chromium Developers Account.
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John Wilander @wilander.bsky.social Hacker fiction novelist and WebKit Privacy & Adtech at Apple. Author newsletter and blog: hackerfiction dot net. My latest thriller ”Submerged” was published in 2025.
David (DWIZZZLE) Weston @dwizzzle.bsky.social Corporate Vice President, OS Security and Enterprise @Microsoft
Maciej Stachowiak @othermaciej.bsky.social Responsible for WebKit and networking frameworks at Apple. Interested in cats, games, the web, guitar, software, privacy, immersive experiences, science fiction, 日本語. 🇵🇱/🇺🇸. Pro-🇺🇦.
Yoav Weiss @yoav.ws On a mission to make the web faster, one perf feature at a time. Web platform @ Shopify. WebPerfWG and WICG co-chair. RICG4life. Opinions are my own, etc. 
Simon Fraser @smfr.bsky.social WebKit developer, cyclist, steam engine builder @smfr@mastodon.social
Lucas Pardue @simmervig.org Protocol nerd at Cloudflare. QUIC WG co-chair. Thoughts belong to me.
James Forshaw @tiraniddo.dev Security researcher in Google Project Zero. Author of Attacking Network Protocols. Posts are my own etc. 
Kyle Pflug @kylealden.bsky.social Hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
Working on the web at Microsoft AI.
https://aldenblog.io/
Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net Noted idiot. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work.
Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦
https://syfuhs.net/
Jake Archibald @jakearchibald.com Developer of sorts at @webdevs.firefox.com, but this is my personal account. No thought goes unpublished. He/him.
Philip Jägenstedt @foolip.org Long live the web! Engineer on Google Chrome, ex-Opera.
ᴀʟᴇx ʀᴜssᴇʟʟ @infrequently.org Trying to make a web that works for everyone.
Also at https://toot.cafe/@slightlyoff
For more: https://infrequently.org/about-me/
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com computer security person. former helpdesk
Emily Stark @estark.bsky.social Encryption, HTTPS, certificates, web security, security UX, software engineering and management, TMI about parenting. Opinions are my own.
Theresa O’Connor @tess.oconnor.cx hot gay divorcée. 80% pedantry by volume.
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Melanie Richards @melanierichards.bsky.social Group Product Manager, Design @Webflow. My personal mission is to help people make inspiring, impactful, and inclusive things on the web. She/her
👩🦰 https://melanie-richards.com
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Pamela Dingle @pamelarosiedee.bsky.social Dir. of Identity Standards at Microsoft. Generally a happy camper. Working hard to keep on keeping on.
Mike Taylor @miketaylr.com live, laugh, love
Patrick Meenan @patmeenan.com Web performance geek on the Chrome team at Google.
Formerly WebPageTest, Meta, Cloudflare, AOL...
David Benjamin @davidben.net There are lots of people with my name. I'm the Chromium (and cuttlefish) one. I work on TLS, privacy, and general amusements in Chrome.
Tim Misiak @timdbg.com OS/systems engineer, co-founder of Augmend. I used to work on WinDbg at Microsoft.
daniel:// stenberg:// @daniel.haxx.se I write curl. I don't know anything. I am @bagder@mastodon.social
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Larry Osterman @larryosterman.github.io Long term MSFT employee, Dad, Singer.
Expect cat pictures, tech nerding, etc.
Previous: SMB filesystem, Exchange Store, Windows Audio, Windows Runtime, COM, Confidential computing.
Current: Azure SDK for C++
Proud LGBTQIA+ ally.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social It’s okay, I’m in incognito mode.
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EricLaw 🎻 @ericlawrence.com Seek first to understand.
Impatient optimist. Dad. Zetetic. Author. Runner. Speaker. Made Fiddler & SlickRun. My code runs in your browser. @ MSFT 19yrs+ on web & security. I speak for myself.
he/him
https://ericlawrence.com/
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