Elliott Schwartz

@eschwartz.org

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GNC engineer in the Seattle area. Taking care of people is good, actually.

iOS software update screen showing Markdown link formatting
A screenshot saying I’ve been added to a moderation list titled “Does not like AI/Crypto/smart-glasses/NFTs/Bitcoin/VR”
82-0 game screenshot showing 82-0 with LeBron, DeMar DeRozan, Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, and Wilt.
Fake Xfinity ad in The Onion that says “So determined to earn your business back you’ll file a restraining order”
Dril tweet: “Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit”
“Contributing editor, Harper’s Magazine”
Fake Sean Connery on SNL fake Jeopardy pronouncing “let it snow” as “le tits now”
In 2024, Anthropic partnered with Palantir, one of Silicon Valley’s most hawkish defense contractors, pushing its A.I. model, Claude, directly into the military ecosystem. Anthropic became the only A.I. contractor used in the Pentagon’s most classified settings. Last year, the Pentagon awarded the company a further two-hundred-million-dollar contract. In January, the U.S. military launched a midnight raid that captured the Venezuelan President, Nicolás Maduro. According to the Wall Street Journal, Claude was used in the classified operation.
Kim Schrier votes to approve ICE funding weeks after Alex Pretti and Renee Good were murdered by ICE
Kim Schrier and MGP join Washington state Republicans to vote in favor of the Laken Riley Act. This collaboration from Democrats early in Trump 2 was the start of Congress telling him he could get away with his heinous immigrant removal agenda.
Representative from Washington state Kim Schrier tells Washington DC not to do criminal justice reform. A real middle finger to an area that already lacks full autonomy.
Kim Schrier votes against kicking George Santos out of the House. Aged like milk.
Nilay Patel interviewing Tim Berners-Lee: Nilay: What do you think of that move? Tim: [Laughs] I’m not the person who invented the web, sir. Again, I see that tension. Most of my conversations on Decoder about the web and the future of the web land on this tension. There are some people with power and some people without, and the web is supposed to democratize power.
A Zohran style poster for BMW drivers: “use your blinker for fucks sake”
A sea of fog surrounding the peaks of the Scottish Highlands, from a viewpoint on a grassy hill part way up Ben Lomond, with clear blue skies above
A long cat and a baby both climbing a home bouldering wall
@dril: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
NYT headline that says “Musk calls Trump’s bill an abomination as their public rift widens”
An espresso in a small glass cup with a Cafelat Robot and an electric kettle in the background
A baby’s arm with a red bite mark from another baby
King county elections email saying my ballot has been counted