Essem

@essem.space

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This period of time will come eventually. nb/ace, perpetually tired you may know me from @esmbot.net or @wetdry.world this is my public account. personal/"primary" is at @apub.essem.space, more ramblings are at @esm.this-is-epic.space

A screenshot of the OP. Emma (@invoxiplaygames.uk) is showing as verified.
A screen recording of a match of a Quake-like first-person shooter game. The map is the final battle of Banjo-Kazooie, and there are a lot of players with different skins (with some notable ones including Banjo and Kazooie, Steve from Minecraft, SM64 Mario, Shantae, and Master Shake). At the beginning of the video, we are all fighting some demon entity; after it's defeated, however, Thomas the Tank Engine spawns as the true final boss. We defeat it and head to the level exit (which is just a hole in the ground).
A screen recording of a match in a first-person shooter game. The level is a port of Spiral Mountain from Banjo-Kazooie complete with its music, my player character is making Banjo sound effects, and my primary weapon is Kazooie. The video starts with me at Banjo's house and ends at the top of the mountain. There are other people in the match; in particular, one player can be seen running and jumping around as V1 from Ultrakill.
A Dance Dance Revolution STOMP cabinet. Unlike most entries in the series, it has a vertical screen with the arrows on the screen in a circular arrangement. It mentions multiple times that you can win tickets for playing.
My score playing "Hurtling Boys" on advanced difficulty on maimai. I got a 94% (AAA) with 6 notes missed and a max combo of 145.
A clip from the music video for "September" by Earth, Wind & Fire captioned "The only day you can post this". Maurice White can be heard singing "Do you remember? June 16, 2026"
A screenshot of a YouTube notification from VvvvvaVvvvvvr for a video named "my name penis". The notification is labeled under "Important".
A picture of Mario looking down at his hands captioned "THIS DOES NOT MAMMA THE MIA".
A screen capture of Furnace Tracker playing back a song. It is using the Famicom Disk System configuration. A trance-styled chiptune track can be heard.
A video scrolling through someone's TikTok profile. In almost every video, someone is saying "don't eat fries, don't eat asparagus, don't eat oreos, don't drink milk", etc. with many different food items.
A picture of a Subway sandwich combo with a drink. There is text overlaid saying "SOME MORE STUPID GODDAMN TEXT ON TOP OF A PICTURE OF A COLD CUT SUB SANDWICH".
A screen recording of Furnace showing it playing back the Moon Child theme from the Amiga prototype. It has been converted automatically from the original file.
A screen recording of Furnace showing it playing back an Amiga tune.
A screenshot of the Witchsky custom image CDN setting. It is set to tmp.esmbot.net, which is the domain used by esmBot for serving large image outputs.
A screenshot of status.bsky.app. It is showing a warning message from UptimeRobot saying that the status page has been suspended.
A screenshot of Inkscape showing it importing a WEBP image.
An edited screenshot of an episode of The Simpsons. A character is holding a sheet of paper with handwritten text saying "You are Purple" and a purple Homer Simpson underneath.
A tier list showing various image formats. The list is as follows: S Tier (PLEASE): - JPEG XL A Tier: - WEBP - QOI B Tier: - PNG - TIFF C Tier: - JPEG - TGA - AVIF - HEIC D Tier: - APNG - ICO F Tier (i hate The GIF File Format): - GIF
An edit of the infamous 1980sgamer video where he tries putting an NES cartridge inside a GameCube. He manages to "fit" the cartridge in the GameCube, then stares at it in disbelief before reaching happily for a controller and starting to play. The video then fades to text saying "the 1980gamer can game once again thanks to this amazing discovery". Symphonic music is playing in the background.
A screenshot of the PlayStation store showing a bunch of shovelware games with names like "The Jumping Burger", "The Jumping Brownie", etc. It's captioned "ps5 has games yall u can jump as any food 💔"
A screenshot of an email from Google Cloud. It says the following: We're writing to inform you about the deprecation of the Tenor API offering on June 30, 2026. We are making this change to focus our resources on enhancing the main Tenor experience. The Tenor API has been a valuable tool for many developers. We sincerely appreciate your partnership and the innovative ways you have integrated Tenor into your applications. Your contributions have helped shape the Tenor ecosystem. What you need to know Key Dates: - Starting January 13, 2026, New API key sign-ups and new integrations will no longer be allowed - On June 30, 2026, any API or Ads Distribution Agreements you have with Tenor will be terminated - The Tenor API will continue to work for existing integrations until June 30, 2026 Advised Action: - Plan and make any necessary changes before June 30, 2026 Potential Impact: - After June 30, 2026, failure to transition out of the API will return an error message when attempting API requests Thanks for choosing Tenor API.
The kiki/bouba shapes. The one on the left ("kiki") is spikier, while the one on the right ("bouba") is smoother.
A cartoon-style drawing of the head of an anthropomorphic orange cat-like creature with light blue screen eyes, a set of two LEDs on one of the ears (one green and one red), and a golden collar with a red and white checkered ball attached. It is being pet by a disembodied hand and is smiling with its eye displays depicting a pair of closed eyes. Art by @mintburrow.bsky.social
A screenshot of my "Your PDS" feed showing the above post.
A screenshot of PDSls, showing that my account (@essem.space) is hosted by this-is-epic.space.
A GIF of a man floating forwards, breaking a wooden fence, then creating a supernova. It is captioned "twitter users harnessing the cosmic power of the universe to avoid leaving twitter".
A screenshot of my Following timeline, showing a bunch of posts containing the same image of Donald Duck holding a hot chocolate with a tired expression in front of a fireplace.
A headshot of my sona, an orange robot cat with ear LEDs and screen eyes, except it's been hueshifted to be blue instead.
An AY-3-8910 chiptune being played back in the CC: Tweaked mod for Minecraft. The audio sounds loud and distorted, with lots of high-pitched frequencies.
A screen recording of Minecraft with the CC: Tweaked mod, showing an AY-3-8910 chiptune being played with an ingame computer.
A screenshot of two graphs showing network traffic. Incoming traffic on both of the graphs shot up to extreme levels over an hour ago.
An edited clip of War of the Worlds (2025). It starts with the DHS director being messaged saying that he'll track the location of the "Disruptor", then clicks off to YouTube to view their latest upload. The upload in question is Chad Warden's "Why the PS3 is better than the Wii and 360" video.
An edited sprite of Sans from Undertale. He is shown to be slightly larger, wearing shorter shorts and what appears to be a chestplate with the word "WILL" on it.
A screenshot of the title screen of New Super Mario Bros. Wii running in the Dolphin emulator. The logo has been replaced with a stretched Super Mario Bros. Wonder logo and the ground has been recolored to purple and blue.
A screen recording of an Atari STe chiptune being played back in Furnace Tracker.
A screen recording of Furnace Tracker showing a C64/SID instrument being tested. It sounds like a cat's meow.
A screenshot of the "Use External Apps" permission listed in the Discord role settings. The description reads "Allows apps that members have added to their account to post messages. When disabled, the messages will be private."
An htop CPU usage graph, showing a large amount of red bars across all 4 cores. This indicates a large amount of kernel CPU usage.
A screenshot of a Twitter post by Telekom zockt showing a banner saying "WE ❤️ GAMING". Below it is text art that is supposed to depict Pac-Man eating dots, but instead looks like a horribly deformed snake head.
On the top, there's a terminal with a yt-dlp command ready to run. On the bottom, there's a YouTube search result for the video "Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie".
GET OUUUUUUT
A video of a water stream spewing into the air from a bunch of rocks with many effects applied. The Wikipedia article for "water feature" appears near the beginning, a large caption saying "Impromptu Water Feature" appears in the middle, and a video of a snail is overlaid at the end. The video is accompanied by some hyperpop-adjacent (I think) music.
A screenshot of a post's interaction counts, showing more quotes than likes and more replies than reposts.
A screenshot from the atproto-scraping repo showing an entry for 71-38-127-202.lsv2.qwest.net. The version string contains a link to an image.
A screenshot of RMG, a mupen64plus GUI, running Super Mario 64 with the ParaLLEl-RDP video plugin and ParaLLEl RSP plugin. The water bomb mentioned in the original post is rendered properly.
A screenshot of the multi-emulator Ares, showing Super Mario 64 running using its Nintendo 64 emulation. The water bomb referred to in the original post is rendered correctly, with the green part being rendered on the bottom.
A series of Discord messages saying the following: "this baastard i hate him so much for some reason he replaced all of my java icosn on my pc when i was a kid <insert picture of Duke, the Java mascot, giving a thumbs up> this icon specifically and it was really low res so it looked like he was flipping me off and my dad grounded me because i installed the 'middle finger penguin virus' cause middle finger penguin virus"
Utopia stock image
The original image in the quote, but the top text has been replaced with "20 years ago, the internet was an the internet from 20 years ago." The bottom text has been replaced with "Today the internet is the internet from today" and an image of Windows XP running on what appears to be a modern gaming desktop has been added
Your mental age is 23.
Donkey Kong rises into the air as the end part of Gangsta's Paradise plays.
Gameplay of a 3D sidescrolling mobile game of a chicken crossing a bunch of roads. The player is very skilled, going back and forth quickly to cross the roads. The chorus of Eminem's "Stan" is playing in the background.
A promo poster for Japanese Burger King's Windows 7 Whopper. It has 7 patties stacked.
A cropped screenshot of the above post displayed in atproto-browser. In the "value" section, there are two fields: the "text" field is the text of the above post, but the extra "ad" field contains the text "Grill Responsibly | #AD | Steak".
A first-person view of someone going through a 3D maze made entirely of textures of Bjorn from Peggle captioned "where is my mind".
My profile labels. One of them has the text "Toilet (Drowned)".
A very clear blue sky with a bird flying at the bottom right towards some sort of object. People who remember when Bluesky wasn't intended to be a separate social network might recognize this image.