Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · Sep 6 Pete Hegseth is such a try-hard poser little bitch he feels the need to have “Secretary of WAR” in his Twitter name AND bio. We get it, dude! You’re insecure!
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This little bitch? bsky.app/profile/jenn...
He tries so hard to come across as A Real Man™️, but I would bet cold hard cash that man has no idea where a clitoris is, let alone what to do with it.
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So. He was a SOD, but now he's a SOW. Well, he is rolling in shit.
Probably has his wife updating the name tags in his underwear as we speak.
I'm convinced he came up with the "Secretary of War" idea and pitched it to Trump