Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · May 10 I am just going to put it out there that if “rectum goring” is a hazard at your workplace, that could be the universe gently trying to tell you to get a new workplace.
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worse things happen at sea.
NO KINKSHAMING!
The universe is LOUDLY telling you to stop torturing animals.
It's a perk for Lady G
Although I would like to see a lot of “Rectum Goring“ in the White House! Just saying!🦄🫎🐗🧹
The bull just wanted to tear off his rear as a souvenir of his victory.
and possibly a new rectum
"Rectum Goring" would be an excellent name for a rock band.
Considering what happens to the bulls, maybe you SHOULD go back in the ring. I hope the bull tears your guts out while you squeal.
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
So you’re saying I should consider removing that from my CV. Got it. Might help explain my dearth of follow up interviews.