Evan

@evanpl.us

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Software developer in Eugene, OR

Chairface Chippendale, an anthropomorphic character with a wooden chair for a head from the animated The Tick, looking (?) at the moon after partially engraving his name with a laser. The moon has giant letters on its left half, reading "CHA".
Q from Star Trek: TNG in "Encounter from Farpoint" wearing the armor of an Earth Army soldier, snorting something from a chest-mounted dispenser
Screencap of a live video feed of Donald Trump, filmed through a window, watching TV, showing the same video of Trump watching a TV etc.
>DNRC Enemies List >------------------- > >In Newsletter #8, I added Drew Carey to the DNRC Enemies Watch List >because of his eerie physical resemblance to Dilbert. Drew contacted me >by e-mail and asked if I would take him off the list if some Dilbert >merchandise were placed around the set of his sitcom. I agreed. On >January 17th, Dilbert and Dogbert dolls were clearly visible in his >cubicle. Drew is hereby removed from the enemies list and promoted to >Sainthood in the DNRC. (Saint Drew of Sitcoms.) > >As a further show of DNRC power, I recommend that we all watch his >excellent show on Wednesday nights and pump up his ratings.
Black circle, 5” in diameter, with fading and morphing blue lights shining on the floor around its outer perimeter
>be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless
Image of giant numerals "86" in the grass of the national mall, made up of round patches of brown grass among the rich green grass. Each numeral is made of 6 columns and 11 rows of circles. The numerals are neatly spaced within the grass of the mall, roughly 100' wide and 140' tall. Each circle appears to be about 10' in diameter, and consists of a sharply defined inner circle (possibly spray paint added by investigators) and multiple brown concentric circles.
photo of the Kennedy center sign: "The Donald J. Trump And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts"
Instagram ad for button batteries- “Energizer Ultimate Child Shield - World’s only coin lithium battery that prevents burns if swallowed”
iOS notification from my security camera. It says “A squirrel is standing on the tree.”
some shaved ice drinks aka Slushys
little girl from Tom Goes To The Mayor, bloodied and trapped in a bear trap (it's obviously photoshopped and cartoony don't worry)
Random screenshot of Netflix (show is "Digman")
Instagram ad where Rocky from Project Hail Mary is holding a phone while Ryan Gosling looks annoyed. Rocky is a small alien, about 2 feet tall, that looks like a spider made of stone.
Whichever dipshit justice this is looking forward with a completely neutral expression
Scott Ackerman on Comedy Bang! Bang! (TV), with the subtitle “Sore Fuckmann”
Wiger looking very incredulous. caption says "Clear pubes?"
Four iOS apps with inscrutable icons named SmartThings, SmartLife, SmartHQ, and SmartHub
email from wingstop. Subject is "Ready For A Threeway?" and the headline is "Dry Rubs or All Wet?" -- and then there's a big picture of chicken wings. I guess you get three kinds of chicken wings or something
screenshot of a dozen or so political begging emails that all have a variation of "$1 - No, that's not a typo" in the subject/body
IOS notification from my camera app: "North Gate: A brown deer is sniffing a tree in the yard."
Ice Town costs Ice Clown his Town Crown
“Multiple people walking on various surfaces”
He credits Trump with Gaza ceasefire, NATO spending increases, and 10% credit card apr cap
iPhone screenshot showing shopping/food ordering apps
Email subject: "NEW: A sweeter take on Hot Honey"
screenshot from the Minecraft Realms login that says "Realms" three times
Andy Samberg dressed as Jose Canseco from 1988 holding a framed photograph of the time he met Alf
Bad AI map of Oregon with completely inaccurate rivers, a giant lake in Malheur, etc
Toward the end of the film, when the police arrive in Central Park, one of the officers exclaims "it's like the 4th of July here!" He says this because of the fireworks, since the 4th of July is an American holiday in which fireworks are traditionally displayed. Screencap from IMDB trivia for Home Alone 2
Outside of the Oval Office with a gold sign that says "The Oval Office" in Papyrus font
Normal "healthy" honmoon. Wavy lines in varying shades of blue.
"Please give us a chance to explain"
Google screenshot. Pixies and the story behind the classic Doolittle The band "Gouge Away" has the following personnel: Christina Michelle (vocals), Thomas Cantwell (drums), Mick Ford (guitar), Tyler Forsythe (bass), and Dylan Downey (guitar), according to Wikipedia. The Pixies, an unrelated band, have had several personnel changes throughout their history. The original lineup included Black Francis (vocals, guitar), Joey Santiago (guitar), Kim Deal (bass, vocals), and David Lovering (drums).
Text from a blog post. The font starts as serif but then switches to sans-serif starting with "You read that correctly". Text: we’re referring to the cast of Roger Corman’s unreleased 1994 film, made only to retain character rights. You read that correctly: none other than Alex Hyde-White, Rebecca Staab, Jay Underwood, and Michael Bailey Smith make fleeting appearances in Marvel’s latest.
iPhone notification- “Vehicle detected at your Driveway”
After Brooklyn Park police learned the shooting victim in Champlin was a state legislator, officers proactively sent to the Hortman residence.
Temporary tattoo from a Chipotle email ad that says "Vinaigrette Please"
Princess Leia grinning at the end of A New Hope
A small gray plastic multimeter, looking kinda like a calculator with a dial and some wires. The wires are crammed in a little pocket in which they almost, but do not quite, fit neatly
From my bank. “APY Update: The annual percentage yield on your savings account changed from 3.90% to 3.75%.”
absolutely bonkers image purporting to be a circuit diagram but nothing makes sense. It looks like an old-timey woodcut or something and there are multiple chips, resistors, and other components that are labelled with nonsense like "OUG" and "DISCH". Absolutely none of it makes any sense at all.
Headline: "You sent $499.99 USD to SARAH MARCH" Below that: "Your note to Sarah March: PayPal has detected some unusual activity on your account. After sending money, someone has archived the transaction history, making it invisible to you. If you did send money, please ignore this message. However, if you did not send any money, please call immediately at-I(888) 5O4-O86I to request a refund."
Screencap of the popup next to the "to" field. The email was actually sent to someone named Jenny Hein
Email with subject "You sent a $499.99 USD payment" and headline in the body "You sent $499.99 USD to SARAH MARCH"
Mitch from @doughboys.bsky.social as the dog in the "This is fine" meme based on the Gunshow comic by KC Green
Ricken looking deranged in a screencap from Severance. He's reading from a book.
Screenshot of the Amazon app offering free delivery on either Prime Day or Amazon day
fire hydrant
I found a scrap of paper with this written on it, can you determine if it means anything? RGF2aWQgTWF5ZXI= ChatGPT recognizes that it’s base64 and then crashes
Chat GPT output. It says: Here’s a list of biblical names that match the pattern of “First Name Mayer”: • Adam Mayer • Aaron Mayer • **David And then it crashes and says “I’m unable to produce a response.”
Mark from Severance making a clay tree. The subtitle reads "Do you think a depressed person could make this?"
Helly: Go lick a boot, Mark.
The board would like you to speak first.
Your outie likes films and owns a machine that can play them.
You know, Milchick's a nice man.