Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · May 7

Remember that according to the philosophical tenets of utilitarianiam, you MUST at ALL TIMES take your dog to the park.

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weaselproof · May 7

Cutest utility monster ever

unoservix · May 7

"i can rationally will that this is a universal maxim" ~Kant "God is that, more than which, no one who brings to their dog to the park more can be conceived" ~Anselm "taking your dog to the park at all times is probably even better than sodomy" ~de Sade

CindiK · May 7

Because I do not have a dog, if I am at the park it is the greatest good for you to bring your dog to the park.

Narancia⚧️ still in the blue wonder · May 7

Yes but the utility monster requires a greater amount of headpats and attention

@sun-and-bike.bsky.social · May 7

I thought the dog was taking you 😏