Existential Comics

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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.

The basic works of Aristotle.
Sign says: save more at the pump, earn fuel points on alcoholic beverages.
Spider bite symptoms can sometimes look similar to injuries caused by other biting insects or other skin trauma. But the mark on your skin could be a spider bite if: You see a spider on you You’ve been in an environment where spiders like to hang out
Uber CEO says his ‘really demanding’ work culture includes expecting employees to answer his emails over the weekend: ‘Don’t come here if you want to coast
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.
"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we forced employees to pretend to be polite."
A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.
A windfucker, or common kestrel, in flight. Etymology The term is a compound of wind + fucker.
Suffragette's holding a sign "Women Demand the vote this session"
Hegel and the March of History None Escape from Plato's Cave Three Unnamed Male Ninjas - Beaten to death by Plato using his karate moves. (Debatable) Unnamed Robot - Karate-kicked in the head by Plato. Unnamed Robot - Shot to death by Plato with a gun. Unnamed Male Ninja - Shot in the chest by Plato with a rifle. Unnamed Male Ninja - Shot by Plato with a rifle. Total - 7 Socrates 101 None
Grand jury declines to indict man who threw a sandwich at federal officer in D.C.
Breifly, Is it okay to do a full body workout every other day? ChatGPT said: Yes — for most people, a full-body workout every other day is safe and effective, as it allows roughly 48 hours for muscle recovery. You said: Cool, so my four days a week is enough recover time? Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday? ChatGPT said: Yes — that schedule gives you 1–2 days between sessions, which is plenty of recovery time for most people doing full-body workouts. You said: To reiterate, working out 4 days a week (every other day) always gives one day break needed for a full body workout? ChatGPT said: Yes — a 4-day every-other-day schedule always gives at least one full rest day between sessions, which is generally enough recovery time for full-body training.
It is a beautiful dog
My dog at the park
Me vs young me with the same nunchucks posing like a kung fu dork
me looking somewhat jacked and lean flexing
it's a dork ass bronze horned helmet
My dog staring intently at the TV with the puppy bowl on
Image of dozens of police lining up to protect a Tesla dealership.
Thus in after days, what by the voyages of ships, what by lore and star- craft, the kings of Men knew that the world was indeed made round, and yet the Eldar were permitted still to depart and to come to the Ancient West and to Avallónë, if they would. Therefore the loremasters of Men said that a Straight Road must still be, for those that were permitted to find it. And they taught that, while the new world fell away, the old road and the path of the memory of the West still went on, as it were a mighty bridge invisible that passed through the air of breath and of flight (which were bent now as the world was bent), and traversed Ilmen which flesh unaided cannot endure, until it came to Tol Eressëa, the Lonely Isle, and maybe even beyond, to Valinor, where the Valar still dwell and watch the unfolding of the story of the world. And tales and rumours arose along the shores of the sea concerning mariners and men forlorn upon the water who, by some fate
Legacy Sandwich retired in 1782. Despite holding a number of important posts during his career, Sandwich's incompetence and corruption were legendary, inspiring the saying: "Seldom has any man held so many offices and accomplished so little." Some historians have suggested that Lord Sandwich was not perhaps as incompetent as suggested, but that previous historians have placed too much emphasis on sources from his political enemies. The sandwich The modern sandwich is named after Lord Sandwich, but the circumstances of its invention and original use are the subject of debate.