Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · Mar 17

If I could go back in time to anywhere, I'd go back to Ancient Britain in the year 100 B.C., and tell the guy wearing this helmet that he looks like a fuckin' dork.

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Regular Rob · Mar 18

Holy fuck I laughed too hard at this.

@kwuteggrauwolf.bsky.social · Mar 17

I don't know - that guy would be a celtic noble, with a bunch of violent psychos around him. Better tell him from some distance and sitting on a fast horse...

painedumonde · Mar 18

Come good, sir, let us discuss your sentiments about my helm, while I try to remove my dagger from between your second and third ribs.

@maolmuire.bsky.social · Mar 17

Maybe it was for his dog. In which case, that's an amount of cool you can simply never hope to match.

A Dianne Sullivan ✍️ · Mar 18

Pretty sure I saw Madonna wearing this on her Blonde Ambition tour

Commissar Lenin Combs · Mar 18

Looks metal AF to me, like something Slipknot might wear on stage.

Steve J · Mar 17

It wasn't a helmet it was a cod piece.

@marygolightly.bsky.social · Mar 17

Oh, for crying out loud. That's Madonna's brassiere.

Waldo · Mar 17

Poor Elmer

@darienhager.bsky.social · Mar 17

Look, sometimes authority derives from the acclamation of a Very Nize Hat. www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?da...

Chris Rossi · Mar 18

It looks like bronze panties.

MrMilchick · Mar 18

You're all wrong on this. Your enemy will be too distracted by your silly helmut giving you an opportunity to strike them. Brilliant actually.

Gay Gen Xer · Mar 17

Peak-at peak-at Pikachu

Introscopia · Mar 17

what if he didn't look like a dork, tho. What if, in context, it somehow works? What if he really pulls it off..

Phil Collins smoking a fig · Mar 17

Typical Anglo-Saxon arrogance.