Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · Feb 23 Absolute slander on the good character of the 4th Earl of Sandwich on his wikipedia. I refuse to believe that this man was anything other than a visionary and scholar.
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A misunderstood genius.
He was the Musk of his time, I see.
Bugs Bunny: In the name of my most royal Majesty, I knight thee. [Conks Edward Montagu] Arise, Sir Loin of Beef. [Conks him again] Arise, Earl of Cloves. [Conk] Arise, Baron of Munchausen. [Conk] Arise, Essence of Myrrh... [Conk] Milk of Magnesia... [Conk] Water of Tyne… [Conk] Earl of Sandwich.
LIES
His haters had him outnumbered- many such cases I'm afraid
Like many of the great men in history, he left a legacy behind in not just one, but two major area: incompetence and sandwich.
Almost as much of a visionary as the Earl of Saanich.
His haters were just mad they couldn't make the cut for the Hellfire Club.
it's simple, they hated him for inventing the best food