I turned 40 today so I guess it's time to finally reveal what I look like now that I'm officially an old man.
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ChemicalProphet · Mar 20
Somebody might not know about pupusas…
Professor Xtra · Mar 19
You really are representing the swoletariat.
Egofreaky · Mar 20
NGL, kinda bummed your hair isn't like it is in your avatar
@kwuteggrauwolf.bsky.social · Mar 19
Pah, Jean Paul Sartre would have looked wayyyyyy much cooler - 😛
@wannabehermit.bsky.social · Mar 20
Happy birthday! Also, damn, one would think you would be a bigger fan of Plato.
AudreyResists · Mar 19
Why am I surprised you're not a trans woman? Man the trans section of the internet has tweaked my expectation of normal.
jonah · Mar 19
Close! That's Jack Dorsey ❤️
Stephen · Mar 20
Not to be horny on main 🙈
@wondra1984.bsky.social · Mar 19
Look for your complimentary local history and civil war books in the mail that all men get sent at this age
kyle · Mar 19
I don’t know why but having followed you for years, this tracks
kungfuhobbit · Mar 19
Damnit youre so young to have such an opus! not to mention erudition and wit. Happy bday!
$8 millones en Zarigüeyas · Mar 19
Now we know the inspiration for those Plato drawings
seugrof 🏴 · Mar 19
40, it's young
Jack Lewis · Mar 19
So, your profile picture is a lie? You are a liar?
miffy4boys · Mar 19
It snowed off and on for 2 weeks when I turned 40. That may not sound like news but it's unheard of here and hasn't happened against since. I ache when I pull a ring pull now so I envy you birthday boy. You're stuff enlightens and entertains & you do it for free with only a hope of a return. Kudos 😁
wwklnd (Wilja) · Mar 19
happy birthday! Very Marxist beard.
squirrel-mirror2 · Apr 5
Why is your right arm better developed than the left? Oh, never mind, I got it...😀
Michael Craig · Mar 20
Happy birthday 🎂
Angelo Nikolaou · Mar 19
You look like Plato
Narancia⚧️ still in the blue wonder · Mar 19
"there's no gains in majoring in philosophy you say?"
Dollop of Dee · Mar 19
why not (and happy birthday) x
Dan Bunbury · Mar 19
What happened to your hair! You went from young Christopher Walken avatar to generic fluff top.
digory · Mar 20
I always assumed you looked kinda like your pfp (and were a woman)
@aublz.bsky.social · Mar 20
happy birthday! thanks for the funny tweets(?) and the comics that i occasionally am smart enough to really understand.
@bradthayer.bsky.social · Mar 19
Plato would be jealous
@nauticaltea.bsky.social · Mar 20
✨ · Mar 20
can't tell if that is a Marxist's beard or software engineer's beard lol; but you are one swole philosopher king my dude
Existential Comics · Mar 19
Me vs 20 years ago when I first started exercising, due to having watch Enter the Dragon and thinking it was the coolest shit ever. I still pretty much think that, actually.
Darevenin🔜Anthropomme · Mar 20
Wait, you're actually a philosoph from the Ancient Greek times 🤯?
@lcrl1961.bsky.social · Mar 20
I thought the Unabomber was still in jail
Marcos Ordonha · Apr 8
I will make you happy. 😏🤩
Trevor DeVooght · Mar 19
Happy birthday, man. I turned 40 a couple weeks ago. I run marathons and stuff so I can relate.
@andyrs313.bsky.social · Mar 20
If you were born 100 years ago, Simone Weil would only be known as "Red". She wouldn't have to memorize the Lord's prayer in Greek, to come into contact with the "Divine"!
Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione · Mar 20
You look like an old man!
Fuku Fuku Panic · Mar 20
sid (he/him) · Mar 20
this is the true strength it takes to withstand not making a kant/can't joke for 10 years
sid (he/him) · Mar 20
train the body, train the mind
Full Name · Mar 19
OMG, this pic absolutely needs to come with a manifesto ❤️
@susanada.bsky.social · Mar 22
Happy belated birthday!
A.B. Smart · Mar 19
Average Philosopher:
Rômulo Cesar Maximiano · Mar 21
Bolchefitness
The Trickster's Boi · Mar 20
🥵🥵🥵
@bill-stephen.bsky.social · Mar 20
Looking good!
Andrew White · Mar 20
Mmm. Yes. Very broad
Maija Koivula ⌘ · Mar 20
You’ll always look like Simone de Beauvoir to me.
Observer · Mar 19
I did not anticipate this content
Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 · Mar 19
Love to see a mullenmaxxer in peak form.
Lawrence of Arabica ☕ · Mar 19
Looking good... The beard gives a sort of Robinson Crusoe look, but if the island you're stranded on had a gym
Schrödinger's Jam Eater · Mar 19
I’m exactly 4 years old than you (we have the same birthday it seems), and we look remarkably similar (only I’m chubbier)
Defenestrator · Mar 20
Any advice for someone trying to increase their pushup numbers? Every session, I go to failiure but I don't see any substantial increase on a weekly basis. My form is definitely getting better, however. Do I just have to give it time?
dathon · Mar 20
You apparently follow the Bushido code of the Samurai...train the body and the mind
Alt Chef · Mar 19
cheers, old man.