Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · Mar 19

I turned 40 today so I guess it's time to finally reveal what I look like now that I'm officially an old man.

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ChemicalProphet · Mar 20

Somebody might not know about pupusas…

Professor Xtra · Mar 19

You really are representing the swoletariat.

Egofreaky · Mar 20

NGL, kinda bummed your hair isn't like it is in your avatar

@kwuteggrauwolf.bsky.social · Mar 19

Pah, Jean Paul Sartre would have looked wayyyyyy much cooler - 😛

@wannabehermit.bsky.social · Mar 20

Happy birthday! Also, damn, one would think you would be a bigger fan of Plato.

AudreyResists · Mar 19

Why am I surprised you're not a trans woman? Man the trans section of the internet has tweaked my expectation of normal.

jonah · Mar 19

Close! That's Jack Dorsey ❤️

Stephen · Mar 20

Not to be horny on main 🙈

@wondra1984.bsky.social · Mar 19

Look for your complimentary local history and civil war books in the mail that all men get sent at this age

kyle · Mar 19

I don’t know why but having followed you for years, this tracks

kungfuhobbit · Mar 19

Damnit youre so young to have such an opus! not to mention erudition and wit. Happy bday!

$8 millones en Zarigüeyas · Mar 19

Now we know the inspiration for those Plato drawings

seugrof 🏴 · Mar 19

40, it's young

Jack Lewis · Mar 19

So, your profile picture is a lie? You are a liar?

miffy4boys · Mar 19

It snowed off and on for 2 weeks when I turned 40. That may not sound like news but it's unheard of here and hasn't happened against since. I ache when I pull a ring pull now so I envy you birthday boy. You're stuff enlightens and entertains & you do it for free with only a hope of a return. Kudos 😁

wwklnd (Wilja) · Mar 19

happy birthday! Very Marxist beard.

squirrel-mirror2 · Apr 5

Why is your right arm better developed than the left? Oh, never mind, I got it...😀

Michael Craig · Mar 20

Happy birthday 🎂

Angelo Nikolaou · Mar 19

You look like Plato

Narancia⚧️ still in the blue wonder · Mar 19

"there's no gains in majoring in philosophy you say?"

Dollop of Dee · Mar 19

why not (and happy birthday) x

Dan Bunbury · Mar 19

What happened to your hair! You went from young Christopher Walken avatar to generic fluff top.

digory · Mar 20

I always assumed you looked kinda like your pfp (and were a woman)

@aublz.bsky.social · Mar 20

happy birthday! thanks for the funny tweets(?) and the comics that i occasionally am smart enough to really understand.

@bradthayer.bsky.social · Mar 19

Plato would be jealous

· Mar 20

can't tell if that is a Marxist's beard or software engineer's beard lol; but you are one swole philosopher king my dude

Existential Comics · Mar 19

Me vs 20 years ago when I first started exercising, due to having watch Enter the Dragon and thinking it was the coolest shit ever. I still pretty much think that, actually.

Darevenin🔜Anthropomme · Mar 20

Wait, you're actually a philosoph from the Ancient Greek times 🤯?

@lcrl1961.bsky.social · Mar 20

I thought the Unabomber was still in jail

Marcos Ordonha · Apr 8

I will make you happy. 😏🤩

Trevor DeVooght · Mar 19

Happy birthday, man. I turned 40 a couple weeks ago. I run marathons and stuff so I can relate.

@andyrs313.bsky.social · Mar 20

If you were born 100 years ago, Simone Weil would only be known as "Red". She wouldn't have to memorize the Lord's prayer in Greek, to come into contact with the "Divine"!

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione · Mar 20

You look like an old man!

Fuku Fuku Panic · Mar 20

sid (he/him) · Mar 20

this is the true strength it takes to withstand not making a kant/can't joke for 10 years

sid (he/him) · Mar 20

train the body, train the mind

Full Name · Mar 19

OMG, this pic absolutely needs to come with a manifesto ❤️

@susanada.bsky.social · Mar 22

Happy belated birthday!

A.B. Smart · Mar 19

Average Philosopher:

Rômulo Cesar Maximiano · Mar 21

Bolchefitness

The Trickster's Boi · Mar 20

🥵🥵🥵

@bill-stephen.bsky.social · Mar 20

Looking good!

Andrew White · Mar 20

Mmm. Yes. Very broad

Maija Koivula ⌘ · Mar 20

You’ll always look like Simone de Beauvoir to me.

Observer · Mar 19

I did not anticipate this content

Lowkey Evil 🇺🇸 · Mar 19

Love to see a mullenmaxxer in peak form.

Lawrence of Arabica ☕ · Mar 19

Looking good... The beard gives a sort of Robinson Crusoe look, but if the island you're stranded on had a gym

Schrödinger's Jam Eater · Mar 19

I’m exactly 4 years old than you (we have the same birthday it seems), and we look remarkably similar (only I’m chubbier)

Defenestrator · Mar 20

Any advice for someone trying to increase their pushup numbers? Every session, I go to failiure but I don't see any substantial increase on a weekly basis. My form is definitely getting better, however. Do I just have to give it time?

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dathon · Mar 20

You apparently follow the Bushido code of the Samurai...train the body and the mind

Alt Chef · Mar 19

cheers, old man.