Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · Apr 3 I googled how to tell if something is a spider bite and came across this fantastic diagnostic criteria. I've created an illustrated guide in case anyone else needs help.
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have you been hanging out at any spider bars?
Could you imagine getting stung by a scorpion and being misdiagnosed because a spider was on you? The confusion and humiliation.
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Correlation does not imply causation
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So, it's a spider bite if I see a spider or I am anywhere but the ocean (but not on a boat, just in the ocean) or Antarctica. Got it.
At first glance I thought that spider had a gun lmao
Last time I got bit by a spider was when I had a jumping spider on my arm and then a red bump where he had just been, so this checks out.
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