Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com 路 Mar 11

If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

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Mash 路 Mar 12

Now that鈥檚 what I call Creeping Sharia!馃槑

Bragrman 路 Mar 11

If Iran were to successfully target AWS server farms the internet and online economy would be decimated. Or maybe even quatrated? Bi-ated? What's a word for destroying, like, half or more of something?

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Azazel 路 Mar 12

The real question is why we all haven't already joined the Butlerian Jihad.

Clever Display Name 路 Mar 13

Inshallah

Morfy 路 Mar 12

Just call me an Orange Catholic brother

@andyrs313.bsky.social 路 Mar 11

Man, wouldn't it be wonderful if there was an all-knowing, all-powerful, perfectly good God?

Daniel Rigal 馃嚜馃嚭 馃 路 Mar 12

I think you need to purchase a large box of copies of Dune so that when the feds turn up asking about this post you can give them each a copy and say "Read this. It will explain everything". That should buy you a few months to make your escape. (I assume they are not quick readers.)

Astreia 路 Mar 11

This is really unfair of you How could you leave out Musk

@holoceneextinction.bsky.social 路 Mar 11

The best timeline.

Petal Chatoyance 路 Mar 12

THAT is the way to stop a war: attack the largest corporations on the earth. That would create oligarch pressure to stop the war and not start another. Bomb them in the pocketbook. Shoot them in the stock exchange. Punch them in the profits.

Mental Petting Zoo 路 Mar 11

Poor New Zealand - that's probably where their bunkers are...

@michaelsolomon2.bsky.social 路 Mar 17

Oh don't threaten me with such glad good tidings! Would be a blessed day! A day of great rejoicing!