Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · Jan 17 Found it lol. First of all, "singing in the church" and "admitting mistakes" are NOT manly, so jot that down. "Walk towards people" and "make a decision" are a little mysterious, and no where does he mention punching things??
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With a few exceptions, these are often things women wish men would do and just basic manners. All men should know how to knit, sew and iron. Darning socks and fixing buttons was something every man knew how to do...
Real alpha men don't make lists :o
I have about 4 of those. What do I win?
'27. Exercise good hygiene' is surely a bit risky in terms of manliness?
There's a lot going on here, but reading biographies is thrown in the Christian section. Christians read biographies. Noted.
I have no disagreements with the attitudinal side but I think these are just good human qualities. Too lazy 🦥 to read the rest of this human slop though.
‘Clint’ is a very manly man name.
MrCrumpet pissed that guy off - he gets his own admonition.
The only people I've met who can use a chainsaw are a couple of communist villagers. They can cut their own grass too, when they are looking for something to smoke. Usually they water it though
“Read the Bible through once a year” Lol, check out Martin Luther over here.
Thought it was a century old paper until I read "don't look at your phone" !
LOL don't wear a hat inside
Serving Jesus as the Lord sounds like beta behaviour
"Hang out with guys." "Go out with girls." You wouldn't want to get those mixed up, would you? 😉
"Get a dog." My God. Why? So something will respect you?
Reminds me of this. youtu.be/wogb2ctOfV4?...
really weird focus on footwear there.
no cussin'? fuck that!
He left out wearing socks. My boss once told me that guys who wear shoes without socks are gay 🤦🏼♀️
That's a weird mixture of wholesome and creepy, very much "youth pastor" vibes.
If you see a guy taking notes in Church he's probably planning to report Jesus to ICE.
Whatever you do, make sure you obey a detailed list of what someone tells you so you know how to behave. That's how we'll know you're a rugged independent person. Very manly to have your masculinity judged by others from a list. Similar to figure skating really.
No mention of dick anywhere. If this defined a man, I assume "girl" is "anyone lower on this list than you"?
How does not wearing a hat indoors or owning a fountain pen even make it into a list that also includes not looking at your phone on a date? I'm screwed, manly-wise.
Sorry but devout Christianity is very female coded. The manly thing is using it to opress everyone while not knowing anything about it.