Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · Dec 20 The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
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(Do not get a Husky if you live in South Florida)
Vizsla works too. They are always attached to you.
They also have that "they don't stand still to take a shit, they will drag you through it" factor many incels deserve
Also, the you won’t have any time to cook your brains on the internet because that walk will take 3 hours and the husky will want another one an hour later.
Also, you can talk to the people at the dog park about all the shenanigans your husky has got up to lately. Like this isn't a hard problem to solve, I don't know what people's problem is.
"Purchase a creature to live with you, make it dependent on you for food, force it to love you..." Up until the past ~100 years, you'd be describing a woman.
Or if you live in my neighborhood, you can meet your neighbors after it gets out and murders their cats and chickens.
You're so bad to the huskies, great boys really. They don't deserve men who can't get girls because their playstation gears are grease from their food.
Yeah bro that's why I watch Cesar Milan (Dog Whisperer)the best philosopher in our times. Unbelievable! I guess that if Chris Maccandless had a crush on a hisky and not on polar bears he would had a better vibe on life. Peace may be with him.
MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC MEN: only women can solve our loneliness!!! ALL WOMEN: *takes all the men to the husky adoption centre* EVERYONE: 🐕 💕
does it work with other breeds or does it need to be a husky?