Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 22d The actual most remarkable thing about the "Hand of God" goal is that Maradona is clearly like two feet shorter than the English goalie and is still out jumping him by a foot. Like, my dude, hand or no hand how is that possible.
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Can confirm we said this in England at the time. Shilton's shit jump.
"Totus tuus minimus canus, Costacurta, Baggio, Roberto..."
if you tuck your calves your jump looks taller.
The only funny football anecdote is every single member of the German WC team recounting how they watched Maradona warm up and in different interviews all telling different versions of how incredibly fucked they instantly knew they all were
