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eric andre going “YEEEAAAAHH” from the “what if it was purple?” sketch
bitty/bitmap, a 6 y/o tuxedo cat, sitting on my lap/chest and demanding pets. She is squinting at me, face smushed into my shirt with a look of “what, are you just gonna fuckin’ stop???”
walter koenig as alfred bester from babylon 5. cunty bitch is frowning in a most mysterious and puzzling way in the presence of what looks like green light sabers in the background
Screenshot of a Wikipedia page snippet for George Mardikian under the World War II section. It Reads as follows: "n 1942, Mardikian was appointed as a food consultant to the Quartermaster General of the United States Army, a position that he would hold until 1954. GIs everywhere are grateful to Mardikian for improving the quality of their meals. The Reader's Digest has conferred the title "Champion of G.I. Chow. [10] Mardikian would receive presidential commendations for the drastic changes that he made to the United States military.[citation needed] In 1944, he published a cook book, Dinner at Omar Khayyam's, that was reprinted numerous times over the next two decades. " The quote is displayed next to a Presidential Medal of Freedom
shitpost cacauphony of thankfulness with a bunch of crying and pathetic big eyes emojis with teardrops going “eue. eyooyee” over and over
a tweet from x/twitter user @captainrobonoid reading "rugal only bit garak because he was wearing that fucking watermelon outfit. if i saw anyone wearing that outfit in public i would also bite them like a wild animal"
the new mariners fry box shaped in the style of the washington state ferries used around king county
a discord message from iris that says "like that was the thing. i also understand why it's a so bad it's good movie for you specifically, hye, and i don't mean that in an insulting way. because there's so much there if you're a history nerd or a guy whose JJK Domain Expansion is a wood-paneled cigar humidor room"
an extremely noise-disorted meme of a landscape and a pair of fucked up eyes and teeth floating as text above it in all caps says "MIGHT JUST SAY FUCK IT AND"
4 Skeet thread from erica C. barnett talking about the current election numbers
Screenshot from the KUOW live page updates for both Mayoral General and AG elections: both/all are still displayed at 0% despite it being 11 minutes past closed polls https://www.kuow.org/stories/live-results-nov-4-seattle-area-general-election#Seattle
x ray Scan of my elbow/top of my radius and ulna where the radial head fracture is. there’s at least 3 notable areas of a crack that has a real risk of fraying if strained too much, though thankfully not a full break
the famous tumblr text post of the gibbon skeleton. caption reads “hey gibbon - okay, l'm gonna ask you to do this, but please don't get violently euphoric this time - I can't reach this box. could you... [sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?” “[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
spongebob holding out arms from the ice cream truck "AND LIVE" meme
red lines indicating the obvious AI elements in the Star Trek KHAN audiodrama thumbnail: including hair flow inconsistency, warped vial dimensions, and vanishing lines on the brow where there shouldn't be. also he looks wall-eyed and thick fingered as fuck
dexter confused meme of "why is it taking so long? I should have been famous a minute ago" except instead of famous it says "healed"
a selfie of my left arm in a sling with my hand peeking out and giving a 👍 Big Thumbs Up 👍, my fingers looking somewhat swollen from the bruising
Oniisama e meme of a hatted man in glasses shouting "Be strong!" in a crowd of men wearing suits
The lord of the Rings’ movie title card “the return of the king” meme
hand pointing gun at the sun meme
selfie of myself. it’s a lovely sunny day out and I’m wearing a loosely-buttoned, fruity red blouse with a gold multi-strip leather choker, round reflective sunglasses, and my favorite black wide-brim stetson hat
a hallway of borg regeneration alcoves from star trek TNG’s “Q, Who?” Episode
excerpt from the above Vanity Fair article: Isaac, clad in red gloves and a billowing stained shirt open to the navel, likes that. He smiles behind sweaty hair that dangles down over his face. "I think instead of calling myself an actor, I'm going to introduce myself as a traumatologist," he says.
gina yashere as a jem’hadar looking alien from a preview of the newest “Starfleet Academy” series
a stick figure with a smiley emoji and text above reading “i happy”
a long horizontal 55-gallon fish tank during the daytime with plants and spiderwood roots emerging from either side. the bottom is meant to emulate the bottom of a riverbed, with a large flat slab of a slate-like rock in the middle
miles O’Brien’s famous “can I please have food” meme except it’s just his head with his body gone and the caption says “PLEASE”
a glowing levitating figure resembling a walk sign man in a snowy patch of weeded tundra with a low res impact font caption of “WAAAHHHGOOOOOOOOBHHN”
a side view of sanuk’s Mat-2 ebony variant flip-flop. it is the perfect sandal
heather mason from silent hill 3 looking at some bread with the caption “It’s bread.”
my third grade band portrait. I’m sitting with my bass clarinet and two ribbon pigtails with a collar shirt buttoned like fucking dilbert, alongside ill-fitting round glasses and braces so my lips are curved to try and hide it
a map drawn over of seattle's capitol hill district during the time CHOP was around in june 2020 during the george floyd protests, shared among seattle leftists as mostly in-jokes as evidenced by ridiculous phrases like "regime-occupied safeway," but DID indicate some certain areas of active protests and observed kettling instances. the meme was infamously parroted by far-right/conservative extremist aggregate sites and outrage farmers to show the supposed "extent" of seattle's destruction by anarchists
the cover of the motherlover print edition, featuring imogen and alex lying on a bed of wildflowers and grass and kids toys. over the book is a graphic displaying “EISNER AWARD NOMINEE”, with the silver will eisner nominee badge off to its right
a comic excerpt from PUNK ROCK AND TRAILER PARKS by derf backderf
a crop of a full-page panel from MY FRIEND DAHMER. jeffrey dahmer’s glasses reflect light from a dimly-lit window amongst a forest of trees, leading from a trail with text on it that reads “…Where were the damn adults?”
a snapshot of a full-page panel from page 155 of MY FRIEND DAHMER. a desiccated dog skull stands on a pike against an open backdrop clearing from the woods, a fleshy, lumpy body nailed to a tree to its left. its eyeless, fleshy skull stares down on a teenager who seems to have stumbled upon it
a bluesky post from thomas @sweezysarmy.bsky.social. the skeet itself reads "here are the recent violations. 4 speeding tix in school zones. The man is a menace to women AND children". the tickets show 7 instances: one blue to indicate bus line violation for $50, 4 for school zone speedings totaling to $200, and 2 for "no standing" (i don't know what no standing means i'm sorry NYCers)
schulz's 50th D-Day anniversary strip. Starts out with Snoopy in a helmet at a bar top, asking <"Another root beer, please…"> Linus, next 4 panels: This is my report on D-Day, June 6, 1944… Fifty years ago, the allies were poised to begin the invasion of Normandy… No one, however, knew when that day would be… no one but an unknown soldier drinking root beer who came to a starting conclusion… Cut back to Snoopy: <"'Feldmarschall' Rommel is in charge of defending the beaches of Normandy… but his wife's birthday is June 9!! He's sure to go home for her birthday! He won't be in Normandy !!" > Linus, again: "The unknown unsung hero rushed to a phone to call General Eisenhower--" Snoopy: "D-Day has to be June 6!" Linus: "Speaking in code, the simple soldier made a pone call that changed the course of history…" Snoopy, in a London phone booth: "Woof!"
Charles Schulz was drafted into the military right out of high school in 1943. His mother was sick with cervical cancer at the time, and while Schulz was at Fort Snelling in Minnesota for induction, he would go home to visit his mother as often as possible. Interestingly, during one of those visits, his mother suggested that they get a new dog, and name him Snoopy. Tragically, Schulz's mother died a few days before Schulz headed to Kentucky for basic training. Schulz later recalled routinely crying himself to sleep at camp, dealing with the loss of his mother, and the stress of basic training. Schulz became a staff sergeant in the 20th Armored Division, and was a squad leader of a .50 caliber machine gun. Schulz actually had personal experience with D-Day, after the fact, as he was stationed in Normandy in 1945. Schulz, like all veterans, was highly affected by his time in the service, recalling in My Life with Charlie Brown, “The three years I spent in the army taught me all I needed to know about loneliness. My sympathy for the loneliness that all of us experience is dropped heavily upon poor Charlie Brown." Article from cbr.com, "How Snoopy Celebrated D-Day in Peanuts" https://www.cbr.com/snoopy-peanuts-d-day-charles-schulz/
“Becoming A Reader” Schulz's parents, Carl and Dena, did not progress far in school, which was unremarkable for the time. And though they were intelligent and curious people, they were not big readers. Schulz observed that his mother was not confident she could understand anything more complex than Reader's Digest, and though his father did not read books, he was a regular reader of newspapers. If his parents weren't avid readers, what prompted Schulz to become one? "I don't know," he once observed "I hated the things we had to read in school ... This was the time when paperbacks came along, but they were called pocketbooks. They only cost, I think, a dime. Maybe a quarter. And they fit into your pocket. During the war they gave them out for nothing. All wonderful books, all in paperback, and they would just fit in your jacket pocket. So, everybody went around with one or two paperbacks in their jacket. We got into reading that way, too. By the time we went overseas, most of my friends had at least started college. So, they had a better education than I had. My assistant squad leader had been a high school teacher, so he was very bright." Schulz was pleasantly surprised to receive a book from Annabelle Anderson as a gift while he was at Camp Campbell during World War II. He drew a small cartoon of himself unwrapping the book on the envelope of his thank-you letter to her, though he does not mention the book's title in his letter. “The free paperbacks given away to soldiers, known as Armed Services Editions, were generally full-length books printed in the most economical way possible at the time on digest magazine printing presses- and then cut in half, so they were usually oblong, as Schulz remembered.” “Through this program, 123 million books were distributed enough that every member of the US armed forces could own several. These copies (at right) are examples of authors Schulz might have read during his service.”
crying fox child furry meme
limmy waking up meme
screenshot of the FRANKENSTEIN trailer from guillermo del toro. oscar isaac looks extremely wet and shocked in it
screenshot of an instagram comment from john boyega's account saying "IM READY! friggin large popcorn! Hot dog! Damn slurpy dammit! Don't talk to me when I sit down to watch this! Don't touch me ! Don't breathe in my direction ! This is it!"
the only surviving cockle mark ii in the combined military service’s museum in Essex! I’d love to see her one day
a google maps screenshot of my route from the base of willamette falls to Portland. my arms felt like removable Ken doll ball joints
Two isopods on a piece of wood That Look like yellow banana flavored gummy candies
meme of a SpongeBob fish lifting up the toilet lid saying “Oh, that’s an AI-generated background in a star trek SNW S3 Poster”
excerpt from the saturday morning breakfast cereal AAAAH comic of a guy screaming in 3 escalating panels
a cool ass selfie. wearing my big black with what can only be called my wizard’s black robe, a turtleneck, a chunky multi-colored necklace, and a hookah pendant
Excerpt from the above-linked shore-fire article: “Written and recorded by Zach Condon in both Berlin, DE and Stokmarknes, NO, with the album's roots spanning Sweden and Germany, A Study of Losses also expands the wide world that he has built through the music of Beirut, ever since he first began the project as a curious and itinerant 14-year-old. "When I was first approached about writing a soundtrack for a circus, a certain amount of 'Elephant Gun' era trauma initially came rushing up," as Condon explained, when sharing A Study of Losses' "Caspian Tiger" at the end of 2024. "I had been pigeon-holed for years as a whimsical circus waif, full of sepia-toned images of penny farthings and perhaps lion tamers with handlebar moustaches. It couldn't have been further from how I pictured the music I was making. Ironic then, that I found Kompani Giraff's project so enticing."
shitty doodle of a character dramatically trying not to cry
blue tongue skink in the palm of someone’s hand wearing a party hat
guy in a full suit in a crowd of people shouting “be strong!” At a man off-frame
sylvester the cat smoking a shitton of cigarettes and pouring a shaking cup of coffee while looking haggard and tired as hell
the infamous rollercoaster tycoon 2 screenshot of guests on the MR. BONES' WILD RIDE meme all thinking "I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE"