spimsley pete

@fattypinner.bsky.social

2476 Followers 658 Following

ⓘ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts

in front of me is a grilled salmon salad. i have achieved my goal
my notifs: Ugg like my post where i said “see? Ugg gets it” next notif is “Ugg followed you”
tree in the foreground, lake & mountains in the background, it’s hellah pretty around here
“wow lookit all that Ableton” homeboy has a very wide curved monitor and the old school clicky keyboard
2 kittens. one is named Pippin but i forget which
keep the kitchen tidy Eat Out!
sign welcoming you to Crazy Creek Hot Pools Resort
Keep the kitchen tidy Eat Out!
magestic craggy mountains, glacier on the left, alpine trees in front, a lake peeking through, blue sky
little sign in the bathroom that says PLEASE put ONLY toilet paper down the toilet. Thank you! Brookside Motel
panel 1 - anakin saying “Sen Dog, let’s start a rap group called Cypress Hill” 2 - padme replies “great idea B-Real. and let’s have totally normal rapping voices that aren’t ridiculous, right?” 3 - anakin just looks at her 4 - padme, not smiling anymore, says “non-ridiculous rapping voices right?”
top quality weaner pigs $160! proclaims a handwritten poster
cottonwood fluffs collected in drifts near some grass. cottonwood fluffs are the jisms of the cottonwood tree btw
my wife’s lock screen featuring our cat Bean enjoying the sun
a guy receiving a sound zapping, from a little game i have on my phone. incidentally yes i do have games on my phone
Shoeless Joe’s Sports Grill, right across the street from a shoe store
it’s Rafferty and the Dog, they are uhhhh dancing? there is a heart between them. they love each other. i drew it
my fingies are sore from playing upright bass, middle finger especially has two blood blisters, a new big long one along the side, and an older one on the tip from playing electric bass outside last week
natalie portman, gal godot, will ferrell singing “imagine”
screenshot from twitter circa 2015, from user warmyellowlight: i don’t see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower’s job to clean me if i fill i with soap and water every day and u still aren’t clean then that is your problem
it says “The New Pyramid” at the top and then it shows a triangle pointing down. the triangle is made of food btw, i guess it’s an updated food groups thing. but like, why is it a triangle. second time ive asked that question today incidentally
it’s a movie review on plex, left by The Movie Hater, and it says “i hate movies. this one is no exception” and it’s half a star out of five, presumably the lowest score possible to give
tiny skunk
on the fridge, a list that says 86 List
the song is I Gotcha by Joe Tex 1971. it has two prechorus breakdowns and i’m juggling them together. usually you juggle the exact same part but i’m highly innovative you see.
squirrel raising a beer stein and it says Cheers To You
it’s young Bean, one of the world’s cutest cats, and he’s lounging on my guitar amp. making me late for work. what am i gonna do, disturb him?
me @ poppy are outside
the new toilet paper we’ve been getting, i guess it’s a bit loosely rolled? so it ends up kind of sliding sideways off the roll in like a rounded cone shape. eugh
yup same
it’s a stylized me. so tall and slender that he’s all bent over, curved like he doesn’t have any bones. he’s wearing a tie and holding a vinyl record. his temples are grey
instagram suggested “secret_buttholes” as an account i might want to be following
it says Bataleon and there’s a picture of a hand, fingers out except not the pinkie. i think it’s a snowboard company?
we open on a very cute scarecrow, about 3 feet tall. we then pan across the garden and there’s one of those plastic owl. does anyone even read these
record sleeve of Slim Whitman’s All My Best (1980 compilation) Slim is looking sexy as fuck on the cover
“the post you’re replying to was marked as being written in Russian by its author. would you like to reply in Russian?”
it’s the Baltimore guy, the guy from Baltimore, he’s saying “oeoeo” it’s him saying it
it’s motherfucking Pigeon in the house-siiiide she is a cute little grey cat
Now throw your hands in the air And wave 'em like you just don't care And if you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit Everybody let me hear you say oh mayer
Poppy, black dog, and Bean, white cat. they’re lying on my bed, both similarly positioned on their sides. Bean is kind of atop Poppy’s head as seen from above
It doesn’t matter how large a sphere is a sloping horizon will never rise to eye level diagram of a little guy standing on a circle, line from his eye horizontal labelled eye level photo of a person standing maybe up high? looks like ocean view, flat horizon line goes through the person’s eye level. how can this be possible if we live on a sphere?
Ben Affleck telling Matt Damon about how he hopes Matt wouldn’t be there in the morning or whatever
ad for Wafu, Nelson’s artisan sushi maker
Rafferty the Anthropomorphic Cat with his sidekick, The Dog. here they are depicted as Gumby and Pokey respectively
it’s a Maestro Fresh Wes stamp babyy
text exchange my friend: “best time to plant a tree is 50 years ago. second best time is today me: i fee like i could make a strong case for 49 years ago
grey cat on my lap paws extended
it is a picture of a Hoverboard ™️, which is a device that does not hover in any sense
it’s me playing my new lapsteel. the tuning is C6 and i wrote this tune. i’m a lapsteel prodigy
it’s a mural that says “greetings from Penticton British Columbia” and then it has Keanu & Patrick from Point Break do some reason
Joe Biden’s head has been replaced by a cat head and it says “i did that!” beneath
me struttin
motherfuckin leather boots that fit me real good
a pic of a door in chinatown in vancouver, the door says “WORLD’S FAMOUS BUILDING”
list of wifi networks, one is called I believe Wi can Fi
fist panel: an assortment of fine tobacco pipes clustered around a telephone. they’re saying “hello, is Danny Boy there?” second panel: guy holding a phone, “could i ask who’s calling?”
my Delta-E is 0.0018 “Either you have superhuman cone cells or you got very lucky. i’m going with lucky. this is absurdly below the theoretical JND.”
the other night i got gas and i managed to stop the meter at 69.69, quite an achievement
it says “eat me”