Nuggutron, Local Mindflayer @nu55utron.bsky.social You can't keep a bad octopus down.
he/him/they/them
ACAB
Trans Rights are Human Rights
sam 🌻 @imabirdplane.bsky.social I'm a plane but I'm also a bird
39, they/them, new yorker
note to self: take 3 deep breaths before you proceed
booty ponderer @unaposter.bsky.social totally new guy
eben: the Strategy of Low-Tension @eben2cruisecontrol.bsky.social Communications Degree
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network He/Him, 39, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social America's Sweetiepie. You have to be nice to me on the internet.
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social My cornhole coach thinks I could go pro
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social Olive Garden CEO, professional fart sommelier and two time Olympic bean bag toss silver medalist.
Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social educator. spider fan girl 🕷️💕
spider content: https://www.youtube.com/@8leggedbabes
socialist. she/her. acab. blm.
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social A totally real person named John Smith, who exists and is real
UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social you safe with ugg no matter who you am. slow to "follow back"
politic BAD and make ugg feel bad, no want see!! ugg HATE computer slop!
PFP by buny friend, @sockart.bsky.social
Doctor eval() @doctor-eval.com If it ain’t trance I don’t dance.
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social 
Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social 🍊🏴☠️ Crew for life baby.
Ex-twit. Singer, keytarist, plant nerd etc.
30+, Any pronouns
GoldFlakePaint @goldflakepaint.bsky.social a music blog since 2010 / writing by tom:
https://goldflakepaint.ghost.io/
AMDO @amdo.bsky.social thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild
Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social A bindle full of blues
Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
Some people liked these:
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Grue of Ill Wind Studios @illwinds.bsky.social Artist, Illustrator, Grief-Witch, Appalachian
Founder of Ill Wind Studios. Creator of GarfGirl Simpson and GrueTV!
Animations: https://vimeo.com/showcase/12231733?fl=so&fe=fs
Masto: https://jorts.horse/@GarfGirl
donald @boringstein.bsky.social look upon my works, ye mighty.... c'mon.... look upon my works why don't ya
views/posts my own
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
⚔️☭ Dwarven King Sandbeard (aka David Sanders) ☭⚔️ @thesandinator.bsky.social Level 30 | He/him | NO A.I. | NO CRYPTO
Nothing but unhinged nonsense, socialism, communism, and Linuxposting | 18+ likes, replies, and posts; you've been warned.
Michelle ❤️
Steam friend code: 82219934
I'm just a humble memer
Pundown™ @pundown.com The Daily Pun Challenge at pundown.com- C potion of @candlestick.bsky.social drink up
BIRDS. @werewhalewolf.bsky.social Endorsed by Pete Buttigieg
Muffin @montrealmuffin.bsky.social She/her
Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social Re-evaluate your analysis lest you eventuate in dialysis.
@punishedlululenin.bsky.social @punishedlululenin.bsky.social 
Milford is in jail @fuckyoubitch06.bsky.social well i’m milford and ive been put in jail for doing something rad
normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social chaotic neutral tranny
they/she
stovey @doorhook.bsky.social 27 something years old i think
she/her 🏳️⚧️
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
hellbroke lucy @woke2pus.bsky.social totally not an octopus named lynn
Aloof Sharkington @alliezpetshark.bsky.social Abolish ICE. Anti genocide. Shark nose boop.
She/her
Austin @wittyrodger.bsky.social 32 years old
No AI "art" or "writing"/No Crypto
No minors
skip, the online weed-smoking infant in sunglasses! @2002honduhh.bsky.social i dont even fuckin know i just woke up here
Ethan @sourkumquat.ca Most of what I post is silly bullshit
I push buttons on a computer for a living (network admin)
West coast Canadian
28, CIS, He/Him
trans rights are human rights
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social Latest Release, https://particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/surfent-lespace-profund
kid chudi @2chud4u.bsky.social chudleresque
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
taco bones @tacobones.bsky.social snaps like a tiger, strikes like a snake
feel like a poker in someone's fireplace
☭Josh Mosh☭ @joshmosh138.bsky.social Communist doom metal/hardcore guitarist/bassist and guillotine enthusiast who enjoys gardening and Coturnix quail. 18+
THE Redman @redman21.bsky.social I exist in the shadows. Not for any nefarious purpose, I just burn easily.
dormant aaron @downhill.bsky.social i’m just some guy don’t look at me
Brian @bside.foo Game Dev
36
Regaining my drawing spark
æmə @its-actually-ama.bsky.social Weird.
adhdeedeeramone @adhdeedeeramone.bsky.social Blue soul, ruby lips
Evil jerry garcia @eviljerrygarcia.bsky.social 
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Garf Lasang @joehuiras.bsky.social Loves orange cats, hates orange man
Minnesotan
Ich lerne Deutsch
he/him
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍
I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing
https://youtube.com/@takemywifi plz sub I'm still new 🥺👉👈
📍sillydelphia 🏴
posted via prison nokia
jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
(NEW PFP) Chronocosmic Wizard @aespir.bsky.social normal citizen -̶ (he/him) -̴̲̼̈́ 44 -̸̧̖̱͕̳̣͗͘ͅ 🔞 -̸̩̓̂̂ Future Space Wizard -̵̼̻̪̣͎̝̣͔͋̑͋͛́͜͜ͅ venmo and cashapp are both aespir
Jam (they/them) @jaimekay.bsky.social Anti-Zionist Jew. Bisexual. Vegetarian. Socialist. Non-binary. Bipolar 1. OCD. Nice person. Loves: books, video games, my cat, drawing, exercise, cleaning, crocheting, puzzles, and long outdoor walks 💜
I have a cat named Meow Meow 😸
Definitely not 41 😉
Ennui’d @bradleeonbass.bsky.social Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵
*Not responsible for lost or stolen faces
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social 30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
summer-type normal guy @brisketfingers.bsky.social Goblin Engineer. I like plants. Fuck capital.
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org The Far Side, near at hand
Account by @cowtools.org
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Alex @sleepcore.zone surly n' sassy
STL-ish
@sleepcore@tacobelllabs.net on mastodon
In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social i died from being good at apples.
joan @westvirginia.bsky.social southpaw. i’m a dude btw
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social Thief of Joy: A Comedy Special NOW ON YOUTUBE
Host of The Downside Podcast
If I have to post on another one of these things I’m gonna kms
Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
the unfathomable bulk @hulkfuckscar.top i no longer need help in message from deep space 191.
❤️ @bingus.ough.club ❤️
❤️ @emilia.beer ❤️
Bootsy Boots McBoots @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity
Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social music ∙ geekery ∙ media and comms ∙ more random musings than you can handle ∙ DC vibe checks & street photography ∙ somehow has a PhD ∙ opinions all mine ∙ once called "the bus passenger" by People Magazine
Busiaco @busia.co 
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
m @mjjii.com i like to draw
https://mjjii.com | my website
Random three-body problem @threebodybot.bsky.social Random initial conditions: M between 0.1 & 150 solar masses | Speed less than 10 km/s | Positions in a 50x50 AU box | code and more info at https://github.com/kirklong/ThreeBodyBot
Skips 2026 Piss Counter @pisscounter.bsky.social live streams all of 2026
Nate Patrin 🎧 @natepatrin.bsky.social StP, MN | '77 born | he/him | enthusiast
as in "patron of the arts"
"The music began again and was much improved." -Kurt Vonnegut
'Versions and Subversions: the Cover Songs That Changed Music' out soon
https://www.upress.umn.edu/author/nate-patrin/
Rep John Chungus of (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social I’m a big chiller who works in cancer research from Rochester, NY
• FREE LINK and CASSIE!
• Trans Rights are Human Rights
• ROLL TIDE
• GO BILLS
• Fund Cancer Research
• Free Palestine
• Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
• HECK ICE
• EMP Your Local Data Center
Def Sentence @bazookajoe204.bsky.social 14 albums deep - only living human to share the stage with both Propagandhi & Bun B - eat the rich, smash the fascists, legalize everything - Land Back - Treaty 1 territory - WPG, MB - https://bazookajoe204.bandcamp.com/album/333-mcphillips-halfway-to-hell
BANNEDSIGILKEEP @biglittleguy.bsky.social just an innocent victim of cancel culture punished for being cool and funny and sexually gifted and generous
ninaberries @ninaberries.bsky.social editor, baker, gardener, film lover, ballet nerd, she/her
born and raised in hollywood
pfp: Lucretia, Niklaus Manuel Deutsch (1517)
HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social psychedelic death dream
Writer: Criticism - Consequence of Sound, Invisible Oranges, Treble, Lighthouse Media // Fiction - Lammergeier, 365tomorrows, Imperial Youth Review // Essays - Buttondown // Host: DEATH//SENTENCE
https://buttondown.com/theadversary
eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder, art college
Emerald City @cityofemeralds.bsky.social