John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️

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I run @vgbees.com. Head cowboy at @honeybeerodeo.bsky.social. co-founder of @glydrgg.bsky.social. 1/4 of @ifyouredriving.bsky.social

Alex Jones tweeting some misinformation horse shit about ICE agents. Joe tweeting in response saying "Cut the Money off at the source..." Another user telling Joe that interacting with Alex Jones in support of ICE is incredibly disappointing. Joe tweeting back at him "see ya"
Tom Cruise giving a speech at the World Cup final
Phil the dachshund mix on a blue patio sofa
Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday graphic with the honey logo for the show surrounded by countless images taken from the show, like John the host looking astounded, Joe from Joe Is Hungry, Niki when they ate in their car, Guy Fieri, the guy from Puddle of Mudd, Beans Lady from Supermarket Sweep, Scatman John, Peep This Out Ian, the guy who sang "Cheerleader," and more!
A Mexican martini
clip from twitch.tv/vgbees show Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday where John is cuddling his white and tan dachshund mix named Philbert
An email from IOI advertising 70% off MindsEye
James Talarico political ad on instagram asking for money with subject line “I’m being pummeled”
clip from twitch.tv/vgbees show Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday
Sign for jeans that says “LEGENDARY CARPENTER”
Sign that says Regular Straight
A Mexican martini
NYT headline: Texas Public School Students Will Be Required to Read the Bible
John badly singing that Olivia Rodrigo song down at you like a freak
The meme where Nic Cage has a bird where his hair should be. The text says “MY HAIR IS A BIRD YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID”
A stitched TikTok where a German dessert maker pronounces “posset” like “pussy”
John’s ER bracelet
clip from Wake Up Honey It's Tuesday on twitch.tv/vgbees John is commentating over an Instagram Reel of a very handsome, jacked man doing erotic things with a banana for his baking channel. He jokes that he's going to show up to an event next year looking like this. Niki says John will have to hit himself in the face with a hammer a la manosphere influencer Clavicular in order to look like this. John falls over laughing.
Man from the Clickhole article Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
The name John Warren crossed out on a projector screen in the show Widow’s Bay
A chile relleno burrito, salsa verde, iced cafe de olla, and mineragua from La Azteca in Los Angeles
Michael Higham and John in the GB @ Nite greenspace
The stage of Summer Game Fest from 13 rows back
John in front of the photo of Halle Barry winning an Oscar at the Dolby Theater
Brunch spread at Little Dom’s Blueberry ricotta pancakes, fried smashed potatoes with lemon and garlic, a side of fennel pollen hollandaise, fresh orange juice, water, and a cappuccino
Screen from the VGBees Discord User: mfw Lotus and Jeff G reach Ultra Instinct Flow State and shame John for his Judy Hopps Funko John: I really want to make it known how brave I am for putting myself out there every week Judy PS5 Pro Having that awful long hair no one said anything about for months Vash: Turns out, being white and straight ain’t easy after all [pointing emoji from John] John: Thank you Vash A true ally!
Phil making a little gremlin face laying on a colorful blanket
Phil the white and tan dachshund mix laying his chin on his blue slipper toy
Steam download progress for Bubsy 4D, Esoteric Ebb, and Subnautica 2
Cap from the VGBees Podcast John, top left, is stroking his beard and looking off to the side as if he is hearing a terrible truth about himself. Niki, top right, is laughing as they dismantle John verbally. Lotus, bottom, is holding a laugh in.
John making a stoically pained face in recline on a tattoo bed. A neon sign that says HOT INK NOW is on the wall behind him.
A little duckling in a pink hoodie
Ben Hyde’s station at Mansfield Tattoo
a Game Boy Advance start screen that says WEEWOR It's The New Peepor
That selfie of John where he looks about 15 years older than he is
John holding a sandwich looking at the camera of the DoorDash man. John looks like an optical illusion of Humpty Dumpty the horrible egg man from the stories.
Ravioli the black and brown chihuahua sitting wide eyed watching Phil the white and tan dachshund mix wind up to play bite him
John in a Myst long sleeve shirt and shorts
John speaking into camera
Short video of John in the Buc-ees
John throwing the deuces with the Buc-ee statue in Leeds, Alabama
John in a Myst sweatshirt making a dopey little face in a cafe
Atlantic headline: The Savannah Bananas Bring Back a Negro Leagues Team
Email from John: Dear [redacted], Wouldn't it be cool if I could read? Filling it out now. Thanks! John
Headline: EBay Rejects GameStop’s $55 Billion Takeover Bid Subhead: The online marketplace called the cash-and-stock proposal “neither credible nor attractive.”
John lounging, Ann taking photos poolside. “Klapp Klapp” by Little Dragon is playing on a speaker nearby.
John’s iced honey latte with bee pollen
Polito skull tattoo on John’s arm
Jess’ (Spencer’s today) station at Studio Mars
A crude drawing of a dog with speech bubble that says “The Sun At Night”
mohaas Here’s the transcript for my new podcast, VGCees Lotus: says something John: repeats what Lotus says Niki: <laughter> Please give me $10 a month John It’s called active listening And it deserves $10/mo Vash Breaking News: John Warren says men should only actively listen to women if they're being paid $10 a month for it John Listen you couldn’t pay me to do that for free
John’s new gator tattoo—he’s got an egret on his head
The lobby of Mansfield Tattoo in Mansfield, TX
A TikTok from John where he stitches a very very very highly produced cooking video where a guy makes ramen out of a super expensive cut of beef and calls it a “lazy boy” meal
Blocked by 116 users via lists jessica.moe Harry Potter Any neutral or positive mention of Harry Potter, a franchise that funds the destruction of trans people
clip from twitch.tv/vgbees show Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday
clip from twitch.tv/vgbees show Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday
clip from twitch.tv/vgbees show Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday
John, age 27, two chins and the worst mustache you’ve ever seen. Horrible little glasses. I want to kick this guy’s ass so bad.