fredesque

@fredtaming.bsky.social

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hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.

photo of a turntable and a mixer with the album being played standing up at the top of the mixer and against the wall. the mixer has different colored lights, buttons, knobs, and sliders and all over it, also a plastic ghost and some ducks lol

the album is Geese Live at Third Man Records, its a collage of the band playing live in blue and black

there's a lamp off to the right, with a bit of speaker overlapping with it

pic of two gang members from LA, holding up a red & blue hankerchief each thats been tied together in the middle, to demonstrate the blood and crip gangs coming to a truce and showing solidarity during the 1992 riots after rodney king verdict

cropped version of giant Follow Back button only showing part of 'ollow b'

Donna Jean Godchaux (1947-2025), singing on stage with the Grateful Dead in the 70s. left hand holding mic stand, bracelet on left wrist, face is turned towards camera, blurry crowd/background behind her. bob weir's shoulder and guitar strap seen on left

picture of the model white house with new ballroom with the plaque from library model in the movie Zoolander reading : Derek Zoonlander [WHITE HOUSE] for kids who can't redad good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too" [WHITE HOUSE] is edited in covering the original word 'Library'

screencap of deleted tag for a quoted post thats been deleted by the user after getting clowned

screenshot of og Coming to America (1988) movie, a scene at a basketball game where Akeem played by Eddie Murphy) is cheering on a team yelling "Yes! In The Face!"

tweet from RobotRowboat™ @robotrowboat

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

6:54 AM · Nov 7, 2017

a (too) close picture of rfk jr's face while testifying (not under oath) to congress this past week. he is dark orange/burnt umber, eyes watery, features deeply creased, drooping like hot playdoh..

image from original wizard of oz movie, a giant bulbous green head floats in front of a pipe organ looking thing with two large blasts of fire on either side, and two smaller flames coming out of each side of something in the middle of the stage like set up.

"trade offer" meme where a long haired guy looks at you with brows raised, fingers tented, looking for the viewers response to a an offer where text says "i receive: $10,000" and "you receive: DEATH" with the name of the company Nectome across the bottom indicating that's who's making the offer

pic of the interior of the white house oval office, looking up over a doorway with fake gilded bullshit on pretty much every surface

cat tails plants, tall narrow green leaves with stalks that have brown seed pods at top shaped like sausages

a rw fascist that is also a huge dork wearing backwards cap and pink polo leaning way back in his chair with arms folded in an exaggerated position, lips pursed into a duck face type look for some reason, ready to say some stupid shit to medhi hasan in the latest jubilee we are being subjected to

pic of the stage during the annual july 4 nathans hot dog eating contest at coney island NY, with joey chestnut in the middle finishing off a dog (#63 according to the sign behind him about to be flipped from 62) with his finger in his mouth, flanked by dudes absolutely smashing dogs into their faces. the old timey carnival barker announcer dude is in back howling into a microphone, contestant to joey's left (our right) has 48 dogs down

upside-down american flag

tweet by some zionist islamaphobe dork who doesnt even live in the US, idk drew something (not important)

post says:
These are the camps that Zohran’s wife is going to run in NYC now.

A fucked up fate that I would not wish on my worst enemy.

this text is posted over the "This is the future liberals want meme" with a cartoon image of a woman in Dominatrix fit (thigh high boots, mini-dress, long gloves, all black leather or latex) overseeing a larger quarry like area where other Doms are whipping men, implying the potential new mayor's wife would be running BDSM camps in NYC as if 1) it could be real and 2) that would be bad lol

bathroom with carpet, including the toilet lid and tank :'(

taken from what looks like an ad with other color samples across the bottom :'((

screenshot form a video where a masked ice goon is pointing a gun at passengers in a car unrelated to the detention of a person, just because theyre filming

Evelyn "Cheeky Ginger"‬
‪@cheekyginger.bsky.social‬
· 51m
"take him directly to jail" oh so you DO want to live in a fascist state.
‪Misty‬
‪@mialynneb.bsky.social‬
· 49m
THANK YOU! Reminds me of the local news FB comment sections when someone is accused of something, and people get super fucking weird in the comments with their torture fantasies.
‪Evelyn "Cheeky Ginger"‬
‪@cheekyginger.bsky.social‬
· 20m
Listen. There are a lot of people I would eliminate extrajudiciously if I had the power. But I don't. And overall that's for the best.
‪Evelyn "Cheeky Ginger"‬
‪@cheekyginger.bsky.social‬
· 20m
Not torture, though. That's fucking psychotic.

a tweet by some loser (doesnt matter) meant to show how evil pride month is by having "PRIDEMONTH" (as one word) in white text at the top, the word is repeated 4 times, each time the inner letters get incrementally more colorful while the letters on the outsides get darker each line down until they disappear completely leaving the 5th line with only the word 'DEMON' in rainbow letters. this is all taking place over the sickest most awesome rainbow colored demon head youve ever seen with 4 intertwining horns, yellow eyes, sharp white teeth, and wild shaggy rainbow hair framing the whole head

elon musk in oval office today with black eye he blames his son for when he 'told him to punch me' lmao cmoooooon

still from a futurama scene where professor farnsworth lighting up the stem end of a carrot like a joint, hermes looks on from the left

vatican swiss guard lined up waiting for idk the pope prob, theyre in their silly striped yellow, blue, and red suits, helmets have red fluffy plumage, looks like one might have white plumage

pair of old ppl sunglasses

an old guy wearing old ppl sunglasses that fit like a box around regular glasses

just a picture of a classic well, round brick, shingled roof, bucket on a rope, this one is decorative so there's flowers. this isnt part of of the joke im just describing what it looks like - "well" covered the joke icymi

AI pic trump posted of himself dressed as the pope sitting in a gilded chair

the irrelevant part of the OPs pic of a yearbook page, where a student used the quote:

"I wish I had an extra finger. Then I could grab more cheese balls."
-Honey Boo Boo

minnesota timberwolves guard anthony edwards walking around the la lakers arena after they won their 1st round playoff series mentions morris chestnut, an actor in the movie boyz n the hood, and gets asked by person filming if its his favorite movie, he replies, no "my favorite movie matilda". hes got a tan hoodie and a cap, walking next to security guy (presuming) in red shirt & sunglasses

judea law as the tv show character the young pope kicking back in gold trimmed white raiment, large rimmed hat, sunglasses, in a reclining chair, smoking a cigarette

president of el salvador Nayib Bukele sitting in the overly gilded oval office wearing a blue suit with a tight solid black crew neck shirt and looks like he has a great deal on your next cellphone at the mall

album cover for new LP by australian psyche band Babe Rainbow "Slipper imp and shakaerator"

pic is washed out blurry sun beams thru leafy trees with blue sky and clouds, overlaid with drawn lines radiating outward

quick screen cap of my spotify recently played showing 5 op ivy songs Bankshot, Vulnerability, Unity, Bombshell, The Crowd (all from a 2007 remaster)

photo of soda/drink dispenser with multiple options:

visible starting from furthest left is Mug root beer, the ice dispenser, Orange Crush, something called 'Piss Jug Man Energy' (which seems to come from an Amazon worker thing idk if its real or not tbh), then you have Pabst Blue Ribbon and Busch Light beers, both with a "21+ Only!" sticker on them

screenshot of tweet from me (fredesque @FredTaming) :

topher is the single worst shortened version of a name

9:18 AM - Jan 27, 2022

portrait shot of RFK Jr, highly post-edited to clean up The Way Hr Normally Looks, ive added a cartoonish worm coming out of his right ear, smiling at the viewer

pic of phone screen notification from Spotify alerting me that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart started an album countdown to pre-save

random pic of some trader joes employee in a photo op for god knows what, all earing blue hawaiian shits with the exception of one guy in a suit jacket/tie, an exec prob idk

screen shot of two replies next to each other

top: Amras says: "*GROAN*"

bottom: Amos Miller says: "That has made my afternoon. Thank you."

both are acceptable responses :)

tim heidecker doing the goofy mmhhhmmmm superiority look meme

presumably rapper Fat Joe at an NBA game maybe, and dressed in a hooded, purple fur coat contraption that can be described as Grape-like. he is smiling as if high on cannabis with a cross necklace showing

screen shot of the alt text window on desktop, showing 2000 characters available in the "Descriptive alt text" field, part of the blue submit button is visible on bottom right

OP poster James Jenkins writes:
An elderly Golden Retriever waddles up to me in the park.

He nuzzles my hand, so I stop for awhile and give him some fuss and pat-pats.

A man with a lead walks over and says, "Sorry. He's got dementia."

I ask, "How do you know?"

The man replies, "He wants to go home with everyone he meets."

to which the antagonist of our story (an AI pfp bot named Edukator run by some dork loser) replies:

A long lead is not an honest apology. Dog owners are babies.

Clingy needy children.

Emotional infants.

Ew

I feel sorry for dogs.

screenshot of more bot follows, The Grink highlighted as the first in this particular group

$pic of my notifs showing nearly 150 follows over the last day when im not even doing anything ? :\$

pic of an octopus, curly arms twisting around and large bulbous mantle facing towards viewer

a cyber truck engulfed in flames and smoke in front of a trump hotel in vegas

Still from a Mitch hedberg comedy special (implying the “i used to do drugs, i still do, but i used to too” bit)

rickey henderson in hi oakland athletics home white uniform, batting helmet, and wrap-around sunglasses holding 3rd base above his head triumphantly after breaking the stolen base record (previously held by lou brock)

a cropped 'getty images' photograph of the perp walk the NYPD took the ceo assassin Luigi on yesterday. hes centered in a bright orange jumpsuit, hands cuffed in front, flanked by multiple level and dress of law enforcement all walking straight toward the viewer like a little parade

cover of a book titled How to Raise Kids Who Aren't Assholes (Science-based Strategies for Better Parenting - from Tots to Teens) by author Melinda Wenner Moyer

there is a picture of a young hand strangling a t-rex stuffy

screenshot of a job description where the ABOUT THE JOB section opens with: "Do you have a passion for Software Licensing"

the 'first look at cillian murphy in 28 years later' promo pic of a skin & bones zombie rising from a field of yellow flowers, saying "nice" in a comic style word bubble

goofy mock up of a harry potter movie title screen called "giuseppe stromboli and the briefcase full of meatballs" used in a tweet by @MNateShyamalan to ridicule jkr at the time

meme using screencap of surveillance footage of uhc ceo killer with gun+silencer raised & pointing towards the back of elf on a shelf. some hidden message is in the image