ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ🏳️⚧️ @jadedreamsofbutterflies.com Cat
24 they/she
https://jadedreamsofbutterflies.com
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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amberkitty @amberkitty.bsky.social 5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff (bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Top (still bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/top-skeets
Tara Jordan @jordantl.bsky.social Mom, news junkie, politics nerd and theme parks to escape. 🎢 Occasionally funny at dinner parties. Somewhere between MD 🦀 VA ❤️ and MN🌲 L'etoile du Nord!
angerbunny (baobhan-sìth) @angerbunny.bsky.social art(sy) account @ninjettenine.bsky.social
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️⚧️Halfling korean🇰🇷, artist type, +4 to snark. She/Her/Hers LGBT18+ generally kind. "i just wanna lay my eggs in your chest--but I'm not an alien!" -MST3K
How many Rs in strawberry?
Gotta be chill to hang.
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social Cléo! from 5 to 7
not a bot, just a robotic clam
show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
🤦♀️: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
🦋: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Jennifer Mach (she/they) @jennifermach.bsky.social Science writer and editor for Plant Editors (planteditors.com). Based in Chicago.
Shane @sharkeee.bsky.social Observer of the natural world, mostly in UK.
Mammals, insects, birds, plants, fungi it, they all catch my eye and via photographs and video, I like to share them with you.
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Noa Dalzell @noadalzell.bsky.social WNBA @sbnation, Celtics @clnsceltics
shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social cartoonist and illustrator 🌟 game dev @ Double Dagger Studio
Chuck D @chuckdpe.bsky.social RapARTivist GET OUR Culture APPS at RsTVapp.com RapCentralStation.net
Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social having a nice time
idiot lizard🦎 @idiotlizard.bsky.social King gizzard & adjacent posting 🐊 for fun ✨
(They/them)
https://idiotlizard.bigcartel.com/
Lala11_7 @lala1967.bsky.social Observing "The 🌎 we live in & life in general"
Anti-Capitalistic Democratic ⭐️ GenXer
⭐️ Depeche Mode 4 Eva ⭐️
Hannah Arednt Student ⭐️ I stand with ANY country being DECIMATED by War Due to Inhumanity💔🌎💔 #InvisibleDisability ♿️
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
Brimley/Cocoon Line @brimleyline.bsky.social When 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. Here, we make note of people who have reached that age.
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
sketches @sketchesgizz.bsky.social 
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social Howlin' forever, oh oh
Tiocfaidh ár lá
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:begoup36gzmdvtbql4vpa7dc/feed/chrono-skeets
popular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:begoup36gzmdvtbql4vpa7dc/feed/top-skeets
Alex Winter @alexwinter.com Trans Rights are Human Rights.
alexwinter.com
Kevin D @newkevindiacity.bsky.social Love New England sports - esp. the Red Sox - Iowa Hawkeyes - the Grateful Dead - JRAD - BMFS - Not Fade Away - Transplanted New Englander ✌️🌹⚡🎶💀⚾️
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
Sara @ms-theman.bsky.social writer. CRE®. autistic af. (she/they)
my words: https://open.substack.com/pub/srrfunfacts
my bsky feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nroifqbkcjsyaipwvdxfpkel/feed/aaacqo64c5mj6
Umbrios🌳🤍💜 🦓 @umbrios.bsky.social Era @umbrios no finado Twitter. Ambientalista, feminista radical, rpgista, escritora, veterinária, quadrante E -7,38, S: -5.64 do compasso político , redeira, ex-prato feito, limitarianista. Não estou flertando com ninguém, sou bem casada e monogâmica.
Roland Muts @rhcmuts.bsky.social Working hard, sometimes not smart. Weekends traveling to SW WI for some 180 degree mental break. #camping #IslandTime
Need to dust off my 80mm scope.
Wildlife. Birds. Nature. Dark skies. Air shows. Pi computers. TCM. P1100.
Weather station: KILSUGAR31
your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65
new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
Catí @holacati.bsky.social 29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop!
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
Dr. Gordon Walker @fascinatedbyfungi.bsky.social UC Davis PhD Biochemist (He/Him)
Passionate about all forms of fungi and fermentation 🍺🍷🥖🧀🍄🟫🫘🥬🌶️
Presenting emotionally engaging educational mushroom content 🍄😍🥺😳🤯😱🫨😈
Cantabridgian Gone Californian 📍Napa
Mildly Canadian 🇨🇦
🔗 https://fascinatedbyfungi.me/
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social No NFTs, No A.I.
linktr.ee/sarahcandersen
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social Former congressional candidate and journalist trying to change politics for good :) | www.kapow.works/
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su mom close the door im doing journalism
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social lindt master chocolatier
Mela Shea @melashea.bsky.social Left footed | Married a Sock | Moon sign is Capri-Sun
Sock Holliday @sockholliday.bsky.social Maybe going viral on a third social media platform will fix me | Worser half of Mela Shea
SAVOIA NYC @savoianyc.bsky.social Indie rock sensation from NYC. SAVOIA is Lucas Allan, Mercer Meeks, Caleb Rubin, and Jonathan Awad.
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/savoianyc/
Website: https://savoiamusicnyc.com
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social I used to live in south carolina but now I
don’t 
The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
Andrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel
Anica Cihla @anicacihla.com Game designer (Sin Eater, The CryptID Show, psych: the ttrpg) • Dark Souls 2 apologist • muay thai freak • https://plusoneexp.com/products/cryptid-show
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social Pigeon fancier (unofficial) 
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social It’s Liv agar
Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social Call a Bondulance
Sara Civ @saracivian.bsky.social It me
TheCivReport.Substack.Com
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social Delightful
cunty stu @kinggizzard.bsky.social Not affiliated with King Gizzard in any way | ‘04 , SFW, MDNI
🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social living la vida bella where the hell you been loca 🪩🦢
https://rissaoffline.univer.se/
Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov.bsky.social one of the worst point guards to ever play in the NBA
Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
PETE @pjhart.bsky.social I do media analytics for communications organizations. If you don't know what that means, it's ok, neither do my real friends!
Send me pics of astrophotography and Austin FC memes
Goose @goose-band.bsky.social On tour, tickets and more info at http://goosetheband.com/tour
Peter Anspach @peteranspach.bsky.social Keyboards/Guitar for Goose
Jordan @legitimategeek.bsky.social Husband, Father, righteous dude.
(He/Him)
People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.
CapriCornyCaitlin @capricornycait.bsky.social literally in my newly wed home improvement honeymoon hgtv era
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social Brevity haver
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social I'm only here to pet pugs.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a
Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social Might steal your man, will definitely share your shitpost.
Checkout my starter packs for the undisputed best shitposters on Bluesky.
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social engagement forager
he/him
none of us are free until all of us are free
∂ebraℓee @debhfx.bsky.social I teethed on Milkbones™
🌎 Canada's Ocean Playground 
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
Lauren @bigbruinsenergy.bsky.social #nhlbruins
Fred Delicious @freddelicious.bsky.social 
matt 🏳️🌈🦎 @pastaluminated.bsky.social i’m having a good time, i don’t really give a fuck • 26 • he/him • gay
mm1337 (🧊☠️🪐🫁🍄🌋) @minemaster1337.bsky.social 19 | he/him | creator of various written works
🐊Gizz Posting🐊 @gondii-gizz.bsky.social • KGLW related stuff ✨ • Any/All • CW for Intense flashing lights/colors in most videos/gifs
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social 🇨🇦🍁 🇨🇦 I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Anti Fascist. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸
;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social I don’t want to write a description ❤️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social being romantic, but indignantly
Peaceablegrotto @peaceablegrotto.bsky.social An eye for the unusual. Small seller of vintage books, MCM, vinyl, estate finds, Disneyana and just plain cool stuff! #bsnm
https://linktr.ee/peaceablegrotto
An Space Cat @lazer-cat.bsky.social An space cat whom lasers
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Jeffrey 🤹♂️ 🦢 ☃️ @sonar132.bsky.social Birder, juggler, food making enthusiast, amateur photographer. #itsabird
@132sonar.bsky.social - sporting, other photography and non birding profile
Louis Gray @louisgray.bsky.social 15 year Googler: Data Cloud Marketing. Dad to 3 teenagers. Baseball, puppies, analytics. In that order.
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Artisan cheesemonger.
He/him/his
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social i'm a runner now i guess.
nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social stay tuned for wet mystery at @telodendron.bsky.social