Mat™️

@futurekid.bsky.social

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My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny squeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7eikirzgvpma4zfkwvydka5k/feed/aaaftw77uvttc

Making another Amityville movie no one wanted was a Hail Mary, full of grace

Wow Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones look so young and fuckable

Just watch The Kings of Tupelo and thank me later

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. Now back that fat ass up

Seems legit hard to get an IMDb rating this low, like you gotta try for it

The stones on this one, can you imagine

Dongs and rails and dongs, all day

Not to be confused with Marvel's Sampersand-Man

But should I tag him as Kevin James or Paul Blart

Suck it Mr. Beast

Beard patchier than a 1983 punk's leather jacket

Our algorithm indicates people care more about the Israel-Hamas war than Taylor Swift... FOR NOW

Zoomers may have dank memes but they suck at SEO

Chandler Bing, portrayed by Matthew Perry, in the television sitcom Friends

Hurrdy hurr I am dog and I play volleyballs and I am merely a SAFE choice for a companion

Is she a beauty queen in spite of having an ass that is bad

Goldfish rizzin on wumother